Aaron Cameron
@aaroncameron.bsky.social
@jeremywoodcock.bsky.social "Most cornflakes come from the USA." One of those again tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@jeremywoodcock.bsky.social "Most cornflakes come from the USA." One of those again tomorrow.
@pattyhajdu.bsky.social Heya. Could you perhaps increase the funding for the Job Bank's server? It crashes if you so much as look at it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@pattyhajdu.bsky.social Heya. Could you perhaps increase the funding for the Job Bank's server? It crashes if you so much as look at it.
I don't want to brag, but anytime I watch Columbo I have it solved well before he does.
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don't want to brag, but anytime I watch Columbo I have it solved well before he does.
Has no one ever thought to invent the coffee bag?
May 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Has no one ever thought to invent the coffee bag?
What am I supposed to do now with 10,000 "F🍁ck Poilievre" flags?
April 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What am I supposed to do now with 10,000 "F🍁ck Poilievre" flags?
Do you think in a moment of heated anger Stevie Wonder ever told someone "signed, sealed, delivered, Up Yours!"?
April 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Do you think in a moment of heated anger Stevie Wonder ever told someone "signed, sealed, delivered, Up Yours!"?
Always be suspicious of a nation that feels the need to call it "ice hockey".
April 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Always be suspicious of a nation that feels the need to call it "ice hockey".
I have a feeling that if the US used a parliamentary style of government Trump would have never run for President. Having to be somewhere and contribute to proceedings, vote on things, take questions from "foes", let a guy in a robe tell him to can it?
Make America British Again or something, idk.
Make America British Again or something, idk.
April 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have a feeling that if the US used a parliamentary style of government Trump would have never run for President. Having to be somewhere and contribute to proceedings, vote on things, take questions from "foes", let a guy in a robe tell him to can it?
Make America British Again or something, idk.
Make America British Again or something, idk.
Idea: tell Trump that since he insisted on flying home on Air Force One during Biden's inauguration that this actually *is* his third term.
April 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Idea: tell Trump that since he insisted on flying home on Air Force One during Biden's inauguration that this actually *is* his third term.
Who was Felicia anyway? People were so busy saying goodbye to her I never got to find out who she was or why she was here in the first place.
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Who was Felicia anyway? People were so busy saying goodbye to her I never got to find out who she was or why she was here in the first place.
He can't need a friend that badly.
March 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He can't need a friend that badly.
As you all know, I successfully mastered time travel seven years from now.
Sorry.
Sorry.
March 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
As you all know, I successfully mastered time travel seven years from now.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm willing to bet that 90% of the "deals" Trump ever made were with collections agencies. Why bother to dicker over costs and terms when you're just going to stiff them on payment anyway?
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm willing to bet that 90% of the "deals" Trump ever made were with collections agencies. Why bother to dicker over costs and terms when you're just going to stiff them on payment anyway?
Everyone thought Elon was Tony Stark. Turns out he's Wernher von Braun.
March 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Everyone thought Elon was Tony Stark. Turns out he's Wernher von Braun.
@thankyoumrdata.bsky.social Are you Brad Sponner?
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@thankyoumrdata.bsky.social Are you Brad Sponner?
Doc Brown could have gone back in time faster if he'd been using metric.
February 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Doc Brown could have gone back in time faster if he'd been using metric.
This made me think of you, @paulmather007.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This made me think of you, @paulmather007.bsky.social
If anyone ever makes a Top Gear/Grand Tour porn parody it has to include a voiceover of porno James May saying "I was the first to arrive."
February 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If anyone ever makes a Top Gear/Grand Tour porn parody it has to include a voiceover of porno James May saying "I was the first to arrive."
I'm starting to think this Donald J. Trump fella isn't all that bright.
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I'm starting to think this Donald J. Trump fella isn't all that bright.
What's with the Nazi McNugget and the Village People anyway?
January 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What's with the Nazi McNugget and the Village People anyway?
They say don't talk to strangers, but some of them have candy and really cool vans.
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They say don't talk to strangers, but some of them have candy and really cool vans.
Kinda weird Zucks is entering his toxic-male era the same time he's entering his '80s Hockey Mom era.
January 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Kinda weird Zucks is entering his toxic-male era the same time he's entering his '80s Hockey Mom era.
Kinda weird that Poilievre is still running attack ads against a person he won't be running against.
January 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Kinda weird that Poilievre is still running attack ads against a person he won't be running against.