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I didn't realize the celtics traded anferee simons (mr. just-add-water offense) for vucevic (vucevic is really good, but so is Simons)
It was really fun watching simons just-add-water and create offense
It was really fun watching simons just-add-water and create offense
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I didn't realize the celtics traded anferee simons (mr. just-add-water offense) for vucevic (vucevic is really good, but so is Simons)
It was really fun watching simons just-add-water and create offense
It was really fun watching simons just-add-water and create offense
Whenever I think of Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner, I think of how she went on a survival reality TV show and could only bring a few things and brought dental floss.
Caitlyn knows what's important
Caitlyn knows what's important
February 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Whenever I think of Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner, I think of how she went on a survival reality TV show and could only bring a few things and brought dental floss.
Caitlyn knows what's important
Caitlyn knows what's important
I'ma let you finish
but
Sabrina Carpenter made THE BEST video and she was robbed
but
Sabrina Carpenter made THE BEST video and she was robbed
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I'ma let you finish
but
Sabrina Carpenter made THE BEST video and she was robbed
but
Sabrina Carpenter made THE BEST video and she was robbed
Tension (noun) - mental or emotional strain
As of 11am, only 5 people signed up for Cognex Frisbee (bodacious conditions = "Layoutable untrammeled snow. A pristine field of fluffy, virgin, layoutable untrammeled snow.")
.. will at least 3 more sign up before, say 11:45am?
As of 11am, only 5 people signed up for Cognex Frisbee (bodacious conditions = "Layoutable untrammeled snow. A pristine field of fluffy, virgin, layoutable untrammeled snow.")
.. will at least 3 more sign up before, say 11:45am?
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Tension (noun) - mental or emotional strain
As of 11am, only 5 people signed up for Cognex Frisbee (bodacious conditions = "Layoutable untrammeled snow. A pristine field of fluffy, virgin, layoutable untrammeled snow.")
.. will at least 3 more sign up before, say 11:45am?
As of 11am, only 5 people signed up for Cognex Frisbee (bodacious conditions = "Layoutable untrammeled snow. A pristine field of fluffy, virgin, layoutable untrammeled snow.")
.. will at least 3 more sign up before, say 11:45am?
The hill I'd die on
Mr. Bloomberg, change the magazine's name.
Dude, it's called BusinessWeek, so either publish it weekly or change the name to BusinessMonth
Mr. Bloomberg, change the magazine's name.
Dude, it's called BusinessWeek, so either publish it weekly or change the name to BusinessMonth
January 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The hill I'd die on
Mr. Bloomberg, change the magazine's name.
Dude, it's called BusinessWeek, so either publish it weekly or change the name to BusinessMonth
Mr. Bloomberg, change the magazine's name.
Dude, it's called BusinessWeek, so either publish it weekly or change the name to BusinessMonth
Let's define the "It's A Wonderful Life" score as the number of people who would contribute $$ to someone in need
My top scorers
Oprah Winfrey
Dolly Parton
Barack Obama
Taylor Swift
(and the converse "Mr. Potter" score defined number of people who'd contribute $$ to make someone become 'in need')
My top scorers
Oprah Winfrey
Dolly Parton
Barack Obama
Taylor Swift
(and the converse "Mr. Potter" score defined number of people who'd contribute $$ to make someone become 'in need')
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Let's define the "It's A Wonderful Life" score as the number of people who would contribute $$ to someone in need
My top scorers
Oprah Winfrey
Dolly Parton
Barack Obama
Taylor Swift
(and the converse "Mr. Potter" score defined number of people who'd contribute $$ to make someone become 'in need')
My top scorers
Oprah Winfrey
Dolly Parton
Barack Obama
Taylor Swift
(and the converse "Mr. Potter" score defined number of people who'd contribute $$ to make someone become 'in need')
From CNN article about Lively/Baldoni lawsuits
In November 2024, Reynolds confirmed that Swift is the godmother to his and Lively’s three young daughters — James, Inez and Betty.
Dude, Taylor totally used their kids' names in her 2020 song "Betty"
Don't tell me she didn't (I draw conclusions)
In November 2024, Reynolds confirmed that Swift is the godmother to his and Lively’s three young daughters — James, Inez and Betty.
Dude, Taylor totally used their kids' names in her 2020 song "Betty"
Don't tell me she didn't (I draw conclusions)
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
From CNN article about Lively/Baldoni lawsuits
In November 2024, Reynolds confirmed that Swift is the godmother to his and Lively’s three young daughters — James, Inez and Betty.
Dude, Taylor totally used their kids' names in her 2020 song "Betty"
Don't tell me she didn't (I draw conclusions)
In November 2024, Reynolds confirmed that Swift is the godmother to his and Lively’s three young daughters — James, Inez and Betty.
Dude, Taylor totally used their kids' names in her 2020 song "Betty"
Don't tell me she didn't (I draw conclusions)
My idea for a cut-scene in Spaceballs 2
Dark Helmet tells the engineer: Ludicrous speed, scene switches to Ludicrous (singer/actor) saying "aiight" but then the camera zooms out: Ludicrous with Mace Windu, Mace saying "There better not be any mutha-f##ing snakes on this mutha-f##ing star destroyer"
Dark Helmet tells the engineer: Ludicrous speed, scene switches to Ludicrous (singer/actor) saying "aiight" but then the camera zooms out: Ludicrous with Mace Windu, Mace saying "There better not be any mutha-f##ing snakes on this mutha-f##ing star destroyer"
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
My idea for a cut-scene in Spaceballs 2
Dark Helmet tells the engineer: Ludicrous speed, scene switches to Ludicrous (singer/actor) saying "aiight" but then the camera zooms out: Ludicrous with Mace Windu, Mace saying "There better not be any mutha-f##ing snakes on this mutha-f##ing star destroyer"
Dark Helmet tells the engineer: Ludicrous speed, scene switches to Ludicrous (singer/actor) saying "aiight" but then the camera zooms out: Ludicrous with Mace Windu, Mace saying "There better not be any mutha-f##ing snakes on this mutha-f##ing star destroyer"
Am I to conclude that my videos are only 7.5% as good as the average youtube video? (back-of-the-envelope rotten tomatoes rating would be 7)
Seth Godin said that the average youtube video gets 1 view per day
My collection 400 videos get, on average, generously, 30 views per day
30/400 = 7.5%
Seth Godin said that the average youtube video gets 1 view per day
My collection 400 videos get, on average, generously, 30 views per day
30/400 = 7.5%
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Am I to conclude that my videos are only 7.5% as good as the average youtube video? (back-of-the-envelope rotten tomatoes rating would be 7)
Seth Godin said that the average youtube video gets 1 view per day
My collection 400 videos get, on average, generously, 30 views per day
30/400 = 7.5%
Seth Godin said that the average youtube video gets 1 view per day
My collection 400 videos get, on average, generously, 30 views per day
30/400 = 7.5%
what gets me about this comic xkcd.com/970/ is that they keyboard is ergonomically-correctly below the desk
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
what gets me about this comic xkcd.com/970/ is that they keyboard is ergonomically-correctly below the desk
Movie/Broadway-musical idea
The Producers Revisited
A black comedy scene-for-scene reproduction of the first 2/3s of the original movie, but then some ultra-rich people decide to pivot the audience reaction to "Springtime for Hitler" from ridiculous-laughter to euphoria (motivation? upcoming taxes
The Producers Revisited
A black comedy scene-for-scene reproduction of the first 2/3s of the original movie, but then some ultra-rich people decide to pivot the audience reaction to "Springtime for Hitler" from ridiculous-laughter to euphoria (motivation? upcoming taxes
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Movie/Broadway-musical idea
The Producers Revisited
A black comedy scene-for-scene reproduction of the first 2/3s of the original movie, but then some ultra-rich people decide to pivot the audience reaction to "Springtime for Hitler" from ridiculous-laughter to euphoria (motivation? upcoming taxes
The Producers Revisited
A black comedy scene-for-scene reproduction of the first 2/3s of the original movie, but then some ultra-rich people decide to pivot the audience reaction to "Springtime for Hitler" from ridiculous-laughter to euphoria (motivation? upcoming taxes
How to get Dems to congressionally approve of Greenland being the 51st state
Formally name the 51st state Obamaland (in a supportive, non-petty way), and rename the capital "Barackopolis"
Formally name the 51st state Obamaland (in a supportive, non-petty way), and rename the capital "Barackopolis"
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
How to get Dems to congressionally approve of Greenland being the 51st state
Formally name the 51st state Obamaland (in a supportive, non-petty way), and rename the capital "Barackopolis"
Formally name the 51st state Obamaland (in a supportive, non-petty way), and rename the capital "Barackopolis"
Youtube be down (and, yes, I know the viewcount is lacking)
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Youtube be down (and, yes, I know the viewcount is lacking)
Tell me Fed Chair Jerome Powell has rizz without telling me he has rizz.
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Tell me Fed Chair Jerome Powell has rizz without telling me he has rizz.
Venezuela's oil reserves are a small fraction of what was published, and the publishers say they are/were only following orders
What kind of idiot believes 100% what a megalomaniac-in-power says
What kind of idiot believes 100% what a megalomaniac-in-power says
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Venezuela's oil reserves are a small fraction of what was published, and the publishers say they are/were only following orders
What kind of idiot believes 100% what a megalomaniac-in-power says
What kind of idiot believes 100% what a megalomaniac-in-power says
I just published free-to-watch video story board "Because of Dave" on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6E-...
Dave, Because of (Episode 0)
YouTube video by Aaron Wallack
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I just published free-to-watch video story board "Because of Dave" on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6E-...
Theoretically
Trump could make a deal with María Corina Machado (the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner and democratically elected Venezuelan President) to exchange the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal for the Venezuelan Presidency
Trump would legitimately deserve the Peace Prize
Theoretically
Trump could make a deal with María Corina Machado (the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner and democratically elected Venezuelan President) to exchange the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal for the Venezuelan Presidency
Trump would legitimately deserve the Peace Prize
Theoretically
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Theoretically
Trump could make a deal with María Corina Machado (the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner and democratically elected Venezuelan President) to exchange the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal for the Venezuelan Presidency
Trump would legitimately deserve the Peace Prize
Theoretically
Trump could make a deal with María Corina Machado (the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner and democratically elected Venezuelan President) to exchange the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal for the Venezuelan Presidency
Trump would legitimately deserve the Peace Prize
Theoretically
How to squander a nation's resources and wealth and become poor and starving in three easy steps
1. Elect a vile, stupid, traitor Kleptocrat
2. Let him cook
3. Re-elect him
Sincerely,
Venezuela
1. Elect a vile, stupid, traitor Kleptocrat
2. Let him cook
3. Re-elect him
Sincerely,
Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
How to squander a nation's resources and wealth and become poor and starving in three easy steps
1. Elect a vile, stupid, traitor Kleptocrat
2. Let him cook
3. Re-elect him
Sincerely,
Venezuela
1. Elect a vile, stupid, traitor Kleptocrat
2. Let him cook
3. Re-elect him
Sincerely,
Venezuela
They should have introduced a Jedi dog in Episode I: The Phantom Menace
German shepherd runs into Senator Palpatine's office and bites his leg, followed by his 'owner' - "Archer. Stop doing that". Palpatine is murmuring some Sith spell but the dog keeps biting
...
Darth Maul steps in dog shit
German shepherd runs into Senator Palpatine's office and bites his leg, followed by his 'owner' - "Archer. Stop doing that". Palpatine is murmuring some Sith spell but the dog keeps biting
...
Darth Maul steps in dog shit
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
They should have introduced a Jedi dog in Episode I: The Phantom Menace
German shepherd runs into Senator Palpatine's office and bites his leg, followed by his 'owner' - "Archer. Stop doing that". Palpatine is murmuring some Sith spell but the dog keeps biting
...
Darth Maul steps in dog shit
German shepherd runs into Senator Palpatine's office and bites his leg, followed by his 'owner' - "Archer. Stop doing that". Palpatine is murmuring some Sith spell but the dog keeps biting
...
Darth Maul steps in dog shit
Closest I ever came to hitting someone with a car was back in college I was a 'Boston driver' and I was driving visiting Stanford and someone stepped off the sidewalk to cross the street in front of my moving car, expecting me to stop
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Closest I ever came to hitting someone with a car was back in college I was a 'Boston driver' and I was driving visiting Stanford and someone stepped off the sidewalk to cross the street in front of my moving car, expecting me to stop
For comparison, the distance from Boston to Naragansett Rhode Island is 140km (Novgorod, where the nearest UAVs were shot down, is 180km from Valdai )
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For comparison, the distance from Boston to Naragansett Rhode Island is 140km (Novgorod, where the nearest UAVs were shot down, is 180km from Valdai )
Russia's defence ministry said 91 drones had been downed on their way to the presidential residence, including 49 shot down over the Bryansk region which is 450 km from Valdai, one over the Smolensk region and 41 over the heavily forested Novgorod region.
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Russia's defence ministry said 91 drones had been downed on their way to the presidential residence, including 49 shot down over the Bryansk region which is 450 km from Valdai, one over the Smolensk region and 41 over the heavily forested Novgorod region.
The stupidest thing I've ever seen
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The stupidest thing I've ever seen
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
Simple explanation: Putin lives in an oil refinery
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Simple explanation: Putin lives in an oil refinery
How come no one ever mentions the downside of using wifi in an apartment complex: connection breaks whenever someone uses a microwave
... or is just me?
... or is just me?
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How come no one ever mentions the downside of using wifi in an apartment complex: connection breaks whenever someone uses a microwave
... or is just me?
... or is just me?