Abby
@abbyyssal.bsky.social
A biological LLM (derogatory) with tits. She/Her, middle aged (30-something), gay as shit.
There is a non zero chance I am your mum, know her or have known her, biblically. Be good or I'll turn that chance into a fact one way or another.
There is a non zero chance I am your mum, know her or have known her, biblically. Be good or I'll turn that chance into a fact one way or another.
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Abby
@abbyyssal.bsky.social
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One day someone I know who doesn't know I'm weird is going to happen across this account.
If that person is you send me a message, I promise I don't bite (hard enough to kill)
If that person is you send me a message, I promise I don't bite (hard enough to kill)
Crowd DJ is a perfect example of the adverserial relationship between shitposting users and site operators.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Crowd DJ is a perfect example of the adverserial relationship between shitposting users and site operators.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
I keep on having buff women come across my feed. Pretty sure this is a sign to go back to the gym.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I keep on having buff women come across my feed. Pretty sure this is a sign to go back to the gym.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
Tested out the new pumps, 10/10 convenience, 6/10 noise, 7/10 usability, 3/10 app, 10/10 will make anyone under like a H cup look like they're really poorly stuffing their bra.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tested out the new pumps, 10/10 convenience, 6/10 noise, 7/10 usability, 3/10 app, 10/10 will make anyone under like a H cup look like they're really poorly stuffing their bra.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
All the fun milk stuff is arriving today.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
All the fun milk stuff is arriving today.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Ok, so we all know I'm not a fan of my nether regions and would yeet it if I had the cash.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ok, so we all know I'm not a fan of my nether regions and would yeet it if I had the cash.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
Reason number #2245 I should never be allowed to have fuck you money (as well as reason #9448 that my autism diagnosis might be correct)
ELISA protocols look like fun, if I had the cash and time to learn them I'd love to learn how to run my own blood tests, like just for my own blood. it'd be cool.
ELISA protocols look like fun, if I had the cash and time to learn them I'd love to learn how to run my own blood tests, like just for my own blood. it'd be cool.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Reason number #2245 I should never be allowed to have fuck you money (as well as reason #9448 that my autism diagnosis might be correct)
ELISA protocols look like fun, if I had the cash and time to learn them I'd love to learn how to run my own blood tests, like just for my own blood. it'd be cool.
ELISA protocols look like fun, if I had the cash and time to learn them I'd love to learn how to run my own blood tests, like just for my own blood. it'd be cool.
I should get a succubus tattoo at some point, give them something to look at while they're down there.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I should get a succubus tattoo at some point, give them something to look at while they're down there.
Poor little dummy.
They tried to whip me with a towel in the shower.
They've not stopped complaining about the solitary retaliatory whip I gave them.
They tried to whip me with a towel in the shower.
They've not stopped complaining about the solitary retaliatory whip I gave them.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Poor little dummy.
They tried to whip me with a towel in the shower.
They've not stopped complaining about the solitary retaliatory whip I gave them.
They tried to whip me with a towel in the shower.
They've not stopped complaining about the solitary retaliatory whip I gave them.
"It's calorie equivalent of going for an hour long run but without having to leave home or jump on a treadmill" - Me trying to convince someone that lactation is a viable weight loss strategy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"It's calorie equivalent of going for an hour long run but without having to leave home or jump on a treadmill" - Me trying to convince someone that lactation is a viable weight loss strategy.
The weirdest thing is I'm not even that lonely on the whole.
I have an amazing fiancée, a couple of really good friends that I chat to regularly, a set of amazing sisters, family lunches basically monthly, a boardgame crew that I hang out with regularly and many other I'm probably forgetting.
I have an amazing fiancée, a couple of really good friends that I chat to regularly, a set of amazing sisters, family lunches basically monthly, a boardgame crew that I hang out with regularly and many other I'm probably forgetting.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The weirdest thing is I'm not even that lonely on the whole.
I have an amazing fiancée, a couple of really good friends that I chat to regularly, a set of amazing sisters, family lunches basically monthly, a boardgame crew that I hang out with regularly and many other I'm probably forgetting.
I have an amazing fiancée, a couple of really good friends that I chat to regularly, a set of amazing sisters, family lunches basically monthly, a boardgame crew that I hang out with regularly and many other I'm probably forgetting.
The whole jack of trades thing loops back to people though.
Like with a few notable exceptions I'm not good at sustaining friendships.
Life just gets in the way, everyone gets busy, no one reaches out and suddenly you're wondering when the last time you saw X was or how Y is going.
Like with a few notable exceptions I'm not good at sustaining friendships.
Life just gets in the way, everyone gets busy, no one reaches out and suddenly you're wondering when the last time you saw X was or how Y is going.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The whole jack of trades thing loops back to people though.
Like with a few notable exceptions I'm not good at sustaining friendships.
Life just gets in the way, everyone gets busy, no one reaches out and suddenly you're wondering when the last time you saw X was or how Y is going.
Like with a few notable exceptions I'm not good at sustaining friendships.
Life just gets in the way, everyone gets busy, no one reaches out and suddenly you're wondering when the last time you saw X was or how Y is going.
I kinda hate being the jack of all trades.
Like, it's cool that I can pick up a lot of things at a surface level and maybe even do them well but I lack the ability to stick to something long enough to get truly good at it.
Like, it's cool that I can pick up a lot of things at a surface level and maybe even do them well but I lack the ability to stick to something long enough to get truly good at it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I kinda hate being the jack of all trades.
Like, it's cool that I can pick up a lot of things at a surface level and maybe even do them well but I lack the ability to stick to something long enough to get truly good at it.
Like, it's cool that I can pick up a lot of things at a surface level and maybe even do them well but I lack the ability to stick to something long enough to get truly good at it.
On the subject of drifting apart, I wish I understood people more.
I understand them sufficiently that I can count on one hand the people I will never speak to again due to conflict.
But like for so many others it's just a slow smoulder till ashes, the fire gone, never to return again.
I understand them sufficiently that I can count on one hand the people I will never speak to again due to conflict.
But like for so many others it's just a slow smoulder till ashes, the fire gone, never to return again.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
On the subject of drifting apart, I wish I understood people more.
I understand them sufficiently that I can count on one hand the people I will never speak to again due to conflict.
But like for so many others it's just a slow smoulder till ashes, the fire gone, never to return again.
I understand them sufficiently that I can count on one hand the people I will never speak to again due to conflict.
But like for so many others it's just a slow smoulder till ashes, the fire gone, never to return again.
I kinda if hate the self conscious loop that happens when it comes to reaching out to old friends.
The friends where the conversations just slowly died, be it due to distance or whatever.
Idk if they think about me but I think of them sometimes yet don't reach out because it'd be weird to do so.
The friends where the conversations just slowly died, be it due to distance or whatever.
Idk if they think about me but I think of them sometimes yet don't reach out because it'd be weird to do so.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I kinda if hate the self conscious loop that happens when it comes to reaching out to old friends.
The friends where the conversations just slowly died, be it due to distance or whatever.
Idk if they think about me but I think of them sometimes yet don't reach out because it'd be weird to do so.
The friends where the conversations just slowly died, be it due to distance or whatever.
Idk if they think about me but I think of them sometimes yet don't reach out because it'd be weird to do so.
Kind of all over the place in my head tonight so I'm just going to dump it all out here. Scream into the void, maybe hear echoes back.
Some of these posts may feel like vagueposts but they're not. I made a seperate (hidden, unlinked) account for that because I'm a shy little bitch at heart.
Some of these posts may feel like vagueposts but they're not. I made a seperate (hidden, unlinked) account for that because I'm a shy little bitch at heart.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Kind of all over the place in my head tonight so I'm just going to dump it all out here. Scream into the void, maybe hear echoes back.
Some of these posts may feel like vagueposts but they're not. I made a seperate (hidden, unlinked) account for that because I'm a shy little bitch at heart.
Some of these posts may feel like vagueposts but they're not. I made a seperate (hidden, unlinked) account for that because I'm a shy little bitch at heart.
Another month and 150 or so posts later and I've progressed even more.
I've slimmed down further, about 5kg since my last post, my tits are looking amazing, they've not shrunk which is surprising.
Emotionally I'm all over the shop but slowly improving. Hoping to hit my goal weight next year.
I've slimmed down further, about 5kg since my last post, my tits are looking amazing, they've not shrunk which is surprising.
Emotionally I'm all over the shop but slowly improving. Hoping to hit my goal weight next year.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Another month and 150 or so posts later and I've progressed even more.
I've slimmed down further, about 5kg since my last post, my tits are looking amazing, they've not shrunk which is surprising.
Emotionally I'm all over the shop but slowly improving. Hoping to hit my goal weight next year.
I've slimmed down further, about 5kg since my last post, my tits are looking amazing, they've not shrunk which is surprising.
Emotionally I'm all over the shop but slowly improving. Hoping to hit my goal weight next year.
I used to say that I don't live with regret.
The truth was that I just denied it.
I regret a lot of things.I don't regret my love, I don't regret my current relationships and I don't regret my path.I do however regret the things I now know I could have done better.
The truth was that I just denied it.
I regret a lot of things.I don't regret my love, I don't regret my current relationships and I don't regret my path.I do however regret the things I now know I could have done better.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I used to say that I don't live with regret.
The truth was that I just denied it.
I regret a lot of things.I don't regret my love, I don't regret my current relationships and I don't regret my path.I do however regret the things I now know I could have done better.
The truth was that I just denied it.
I regret a lot of things.I don't regret my love, I don't regret my current relationships and I don't regret my path.I do however regret the things I now know I could have done better.
I've gotten too frustrated at how inconvenient using an old style electric pump and I have no impulse control today. So I'm getting myself a nice pair of in bra pumps. I'm going to be working a decent chunk of OT so it breaks even.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I've gotten too frustrated at how inconvenient using an old style electric pump and I have no impulse control today. So I'm getting myself a nice pair of in bra pumps. I'm going to be working a decent chunk of OT so it breaks even.
I'm sure it's been done but I've just not seen it yet. But just in case.
I need a ruined trope story. Just a big ol' fic where the author mixes in tropes randomly only to drop them right before the payoff.
Kinda like those videos where the joke is "real plumber/whatever in a porn plot"
I need a ruined trope story. Just a big ol' fic where the author mixes in tropes randomly only to drop them right before the payoff.
Kinda like those videos where the joke is "real plumber/whatever in a porn plot"
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm sure it's been done but I've just not seen it yet. But just in case.
I need a ruined trope story. Just a big ol' fic where the author mixes in tropes randomly only to drop them right before the payoff.
Kinda like those videos where the joke is "real plumber/whatever in a porn plot"
I need a ruined trope story. Just a big ol' fic where the author mixes in tropes randomly only to drop them right before the payoff.
Kinda like those videos where the joke is "real plumber/whatever in a porn plot"
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"Want some milk..? I got plenty~"
"Want some milk..? I got plenty~"
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🐇🎨
"Want some milk..? I got plenty~"
"Want some milk..? I got plenty~"
I forgot to mention was they asked for it as well.
Like they were grumpy when I didn't make them lie down and nurse as we were heading to bed.
That made me so happy, to know that they wanted it as much as I did.
Like they were grumpy when I didn't make them lie down and nurse as we were heading to bed.
That made me so happy, to know that they wanted it as much as I did.
Was just told by a cutey that my right breast is definitely starting to do something.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I forgot to mention was they asked for it as well.
Like they were grumpy when I didn't make them lie down and nurse as we were heading to bed.
That made me so happy, to know that they wanted it as much as I did.
Like they were grumpy when I didn't make them lie down and nurse as we were heading to bed.
That made me so happy, to know that they wanted it as much as I did.
Was just told by a cutey that my right breast is definitely starting to do something.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Was just told by a cutey that my right breast is definitely starting to do something.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
So glad they told me, I was kinda feeling like I'd plateaued, made it hard to justify pumping today.
Me a while ago - "who would be into getting woken up by being railed?"
Me after this post - "Oh, I get it now, that sounds hot"
Me after this post - "Oh, I get it now, that sounds hot"
wakes u up by rolling my tongue around ur soft cock while ur asleep and feeling it grow harder and bigger until its pushing itself down my throat and i listen to all ur cute little whimpers n moans and then u wake up, grab me by my fur, and slam my head down, ignoring my frantic taps on your leg
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me a while ago - "who would be into getting woken up by being railed?"
Me after this post - "Oh, I get it now, that sounds hot"
Me after this post - "Oh, I get it now, that sounds hot"
Just finished a massive walk fpr the first time in a while and I'm worried I've got Boy smell going again because of how strong the smell of sweat is.
I need a panel of like a dozen or so peeps to review my sniff and tell me whether my brain is wrong or not.
I need a panel of like a dozen or so peeps to review my sniff and tell me whether my brain is wrong or not.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Just finished a massive walk fpr the first time in a while and I'm worried I've got Boy smell going again because of how strong the smell of sweat is.
I need a panel of like a dozen or so peeps to review my sniff and tell me whether my brain is wrong or not.
I need a panel of like a dozen or so peeps to review my sniff and tell me whether my brain is wrong or not.
Reason number #3267 on why even if it was possible I couldn't be a billionaire, like a pervy Dolly Parton.
I think the world should be more milky, the personal reason is irrelevant. If I could I'd start a fund that'd help people get milky no questions asked.
Something, something, breast is best.
I think the world should be more milky, the personal reason is irrelevant. If I could I'd start a fund that'd help people get milky no questions asked.
Something, something, breast is best.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reason number #3267 on why even if it was possible I couldn't be a billionaire, like a pervy Dolly Parton.
I think the world should be more milky, the personal reason is irrelevant. If I could I'd start a fund that'd help people get milky no questions asked.
Something, something, breast is best.
I think the world should be more milky, the personal reason is irrelevant. If I could I'd start a fund that'd help people get milky no questions asked.
Something, something, breast is best.