My boys have figured out that our Alexa can play fart noises. They knew it already, but then forgot, and have since remembered. Please send help. And maybe some earplugs as well.

What fresh hell is my children not chewing with their mouths closed? It’s quite literally the exact opposite of ASMR.

Just read a chapter of my book, all whilst my children are also reading silently to themselves. After the drama-filled morning and subsequent after effects from that this afternoon, this was a nice change and I’m at peace right now. #readingiscool