Laire Browning
@abelizred.bsky.social
Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare.
“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
Love when you cover the classics.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Love when you cover the classics.
It’s not work when you’re doing what you love.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s not work when you’re doing what you love.
George HW Bush puking on the Japanese Prime Minister seems normal after seeing this travesty.
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
George HW Bush puking on the Japanese Prime Minister seems normal after seeing this travesty.
So, not your proudest fap?
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
So, not your proudest fap?
I’m sure the white supremacists and militia groups scattered throughout Idaho will absolutely love this.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m sure the white supremacists and militia groups scattered throughout Idaho will absolutely love this.
Unless it for storage of ”starched” socks and used tissues.
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unless it for storage of ”starched” socks and used tissues.
Remember Portland, fascists don‘t get bathroom privileges.
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Remember Portland, fascists don‘t get bathroom privileges.
See something, say nothing
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
See something, say nothing
I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.
There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.
That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.
That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
I agree, but you know it’s happening.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I agree, but you know it’s happening.
Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.
Reposted by Laire Browning
Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
a woman with blonde hair and red lips looks at the camera
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lips looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
Bigger, longer, uncut
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bigger, longer, uncut
It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.
Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.
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Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.
September 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.
Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.
I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.
Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.
The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.
The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.
The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.
The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.