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Laire Browning

@abelizred.bsky.social

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Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare. “When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 2d

So, not your proudest fap?

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 9d

I’m sure the white supremacists and militia groups scattered throughout Idaho will absolutely love this.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 12d

Unless it for storage of ”starched” socks and used tissues.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 13d

Remember Portland, fascists don‘t get bathroom privileges.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 15d

See something, say nothing

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 16d

I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 18d

There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.

That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 18d

I agree, but you know it’s happening.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20d

Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.

a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .

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Horror Queers @horrorqueers.bsky.social · 20d

Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.

It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23d

Bigger, longer, uncut

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 26d

It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 27d

Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 27d

He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 27d

Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.

Six weeks left.

zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 29d

a man with a beard says " you have done that yourself ! "

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 20

If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 20

Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 20

I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 20

Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.

The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 15

I got better

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 15

They probably slipped him a bonus.

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 15

How do you fire an opinion writer for opining?

Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · Sep 15

The kittens never stood a chance.