Abby
@abergails.bsky.social
I probably made a tiktok fanfiction you have a niche obsession with.
27 | Screenwriter | Dungeon Master | *Insert vague pleasantry about my day job here*
Someone put me on a ttrpg rp stream im too nervous to ask
27 | Screenwriter | Dungeon Master | *Insert vague pleasantry about my day job here*
Someone put me on a ttrpg rp stream im too nervous to ask
Me, internally as I stare out at my office full of Professional People: “None of these people know anything about the Muppet Joker and don’t have any emotions about their return-“
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me, internally as I stare out at my office full of Professional People: “None of these people know anything about the Muppet Joker and don’t have any emotions about their return-“
Does NORAD track the spirit of Gordon Lightfoot on Edmund Fitzgerald Day like it does for Santa on Christmas?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Does NORAD track the spirit of Gordon Lightfoot on Edmund Fitzgerald Day like it does for Santa on Christmas?
sometimes when i get into my car i have lizard time where i just keep my car turned off and let myself cook in the ambient heat for a couple of minutes
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
sometimes when i get into my car i have lizard time where i just keep my car turned off and let myself cook in the ambient heat for a couple of minutes
Does it count as blonde blindness if I’m aware of what I’m doing and also I’m doing it in a gay way?
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Does it count as blonde blindness if I’m aware of what I’m doing and also I’m doing it in a gay way?
Coworkers in other departments: oh my god why are you leaving?
Me, who has worked 118 hours in the 11 days: AW GEEZ MAN I DUNNO
Me, who has worked 118 hours in the 11 days: AW GEEZ MAN I DUNNO
October 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Coworkers in other departments: oh my god why are you leaving?
Me, who has worked 118 hours in the 11 days: AW GEEZ MAN I DUNNO
Me, who has worked 118 hours in the 11 days: AW GEEZ MAN I DUNNO
Oh my god, they hit the Phantagon.
October 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh my god, they hit the Phantagon.
“How are you doing today, Abby?”
Well I’ve been blasting Famous Last Words on a single repeat since 8am this morning, which certainly saying SOMETHING about how I’m doing right now-
Well I’ve been blasting Famous Last Words on a single repeat since 8am this morning, which certainly saying SOMETHING about how I’m doing right now-
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“How are you doing today, Abby?”
Well I’ve been blasting Famous Last Words on a single repeat since 8am this morning, which certainly saying SOMETHING about how I’m doing right now-
Well I’ve been blasting Famous Last Words on a single repeat since 8am this morning, which certainly saying SOMETHING about how I’m doing right now-
Lmao jokes on me I’m leaving my job and moving back to my old city, old era won.
I think I would be significantly happier in this new era of my life if the previous one didn’t keep trying to rattle my windowsill at 4am
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Lmao jokes on me I’m leaving my job and moving back to my old city, old era won.
Me: o wise oracle, tell me of my fortunes
The 15 year old kid across from me on the F train with a clip on tail and a smosh shirt: youre a fucking nerd and your teeth are ugly
Me: thank you, o wise one
The 15 year old kid across from me on the F train with a clip on tail and a smosh shirt: youre a fucking nerd and your teeth are ugly
Me: thank you, o wise one
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me: o wise oracle, tell me of my fortunes
The 15 year old kid across from me on the F train with a clip on tail and a smosh shirt: youre a fucking nerd and your teeth are ugly
Me: thank you, o wise one
The 15 year old kid across from me on the F train with a clip on tail and a smosh shirt: youre a fucking nerd and your teeth are ugly
Me: thank you, o wise one
Remember to do a small kindness for someone you love today.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember to do a small kindness for someone you love today.
Me: “Military propaganda in our media is incredibly pervasive and deeply harmful to our cultural psyche.”
Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-
Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-
December 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Me: “Military propaganda in our media is incredibly pervasive and deeply harmful to our cultural psyche.”
Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-
Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-
Grandma was popular at Christmas dinner.
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Grandma was popular at Christmas dinner.
Don’t forget that your actions ARE who you are as a person.
You want to be a reader? Read. You want to be hard worker? Work hard.
Words and ideas mean nothing until they become actions.
You want to be a reader? Read. You want to be hard worker? Work hard.
Words and ideas mean nothing until they become actions.
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Don’t forget that your actions ARE who you are as a person.
You want to be a reader? Read. You want to be hard worker? Work hard.
Words and ideas mean nothing until they become actions.
You want to be a reader? Read. You want to be hard worker? Work hard.
Words and ideas mean nothing until they become actions.
My roommate’s birthday was in late November, and the balloon has held up remarkably well, but we needed to figure out how to make it seasonally appropriate to match our other decor. I think we did a pretty solid job, all things considered.
December 29, 2024 at 2:21 PM
My roommate’s birthday was in late November, and the balloon has held up remarkably well, but we needed to figure out how to make it seasonally appropriate to match our other decor. I think we did a pretty solid job, all things considered.
hey siri can u get scurvy from eating nothing but cauliflower
December 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
hey siri can u get scurvy from eating nothing but cauliflower
Added “I’m an effete, hubristic, classicist academic who will rant poetic about ancient philosophy and wax poetic about Beowulf” to my Hinge profile while living in a deep red zone. Let’s see how this particular experiment goes.
December 26, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Added “I’m an effete, hubristic, classicist academic who will rant poetic about ancient philosophy and wax poetic about Beowulf” to my Hinge profile while living in a deep red zone. Let’s see how this particular experiment goes.
It’s really important that you understand that at any given point, if you looked into my brain, there’s about a 43% chance I’m either thinking about the West Wing, or the band Ghost. Like- that’s the brainrot. That’s almost all of it. Right there.
December 24, 2024 at 4:53 AM
It’s really important that you understand that at any given point, if you looked into my brain, there’s about a 43% chance I’m either thinking about the West Wing, or the band Ghost. Like- that’s the brainrot. That’s almost all of it. Right there.
Me: I can win therapy, this is normal and okay.
*Makes therapist cry from my trauma*
Me: Fuck no not like that please-
*Makes therapist cry from my trauma*
Me: Fuck no not like that please-
December 20, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Me: I can win therapy, this is normal and okay.
*Makes therapist cry from my trauma*
Me: Fuck no not like that please-
*Makes therapist cry from my trauma*
Me: Fuck no not like that please-
I know pretzels and nacho cheese can’t fix everything, but I am convinced it can make everything a solid 12-15% better.
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I know pretzels and nacho cheese can’t fix everything, but I am convinced it can make everything a solid 12-15% better.
I think I would be significantly happier in this new era of my life if the previous one didn’t keep trying to rattle my windowsill at 4am
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I think I would be significantly happier in this new era of my life if the previous one didn’t keep trying to rattle my windowsill at 4am
Really gonna need one of those cool indie ttrpg shows that has some of my tiktok mutuals from back when i still created dnd content to invite me to play with them bc i haven’t been anything but the dm in YEARS-
December 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Really gonna need one of those cool indie ttrpg shows that has some of my tiktok mutuals from back when i still created dnd content to invite me to play with them bc i haven’t been anything but the dm in YEARS-
Uh oh. I fear I feel the Top Gun hyperfixation reemerge.
December 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Uh oh. I fear I feel the Top Gun hyperfixation reemerge.
Good morning! Happy Friday! Go do a small kindness for yourself today, okay?
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Good morning! Happy Friday! Go do a small kindness for yourself today, okay?