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The Abominable Dr. Faust.
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The Doctor has escaped the clutches of the evil Devil Mouse!
So after watching Jack-O my dumb ass is about to watch it again!

But this time, I'll have the boys from Rifftrax to help me keep my sanity.
R.I.P to Joe Bob. He made the mistake of getting onstage with GWAR and was eaten by a space dinosaur. At least he'll never have to watch Jack-O again.

(NOTE: this is a joke, Joe Bob is not dead)
Jack-O is like a remake of Halloween Michael Myers is a big pumpkin headed Sesame Sesame Muppet!

Still better than make Michael a 7 foot redneck that wants to f#(k his sister, I guess.
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Well, at least Jack-O doesn't break the rule of showing a good movie in the middle of your bad movie.

It makes up clips of bad movies to show in its bad movie.

That's.......better?
And before anyone says it, I know Rifftrax did an episode on Jack-O, but I said MST3K.
Catching up with #TheLastDriveIn and they're showing the horrible movie Jack-O a movie so bad it's a crime MST3K never did an episode on it.

And @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social just called it "awesome" which further convinces me she's a troll!
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This song, believe it or not, is indirectly responsible for creating metal. A young Ozzy once heard this and said "this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard!" So he dedicated his life to making music that was the polar opposite.

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San Francisco - Scott McKenzie
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When someone is talking really fast, using a lot of big words, asking a bunch of questions, but cutting you off before you can answer, they're probably a con artist.

Just thought you should know that.
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The government is never going to open back up, is it?
Nothing like being raised on that kind of propaganda (before you're old enough to critically think) to screw up your head.

The worst part is it didn't die out. We're still dealing with this foolishness.
So it's a completely unrelated show that's called Stranger Things?
Humor is truly the lowest form of humon.
I'm joking, of course. Though I wouldn't put it past Disney to do this.
So they're making Blade a white chick?