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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AIN'T NOBODY GONNA COME AND FIGHT ME, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I GOT MAD REPTILLIAN PRIDE! ⠀ ⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Nov 20

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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.

⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Aug 4

a cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeve

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeve

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Aug 4

no it sucks

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Jul 22

what kind of plumkber is this?

this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Jul 22

He may as well be fucking it nasty the way money is worthless now!!!

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Jul 22

dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED

yours, king bowser koopa the first

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Jun 7

dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · May 7

Your screaming makes me feel dolor

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MARIO. @pcskyplumber.bsky.social · May 7

𝗛𝗲𝘆.

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · May 7

Can you make the super Mario dolor go away?

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · May 7

That’s not very dolite of you.

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · May 6

ahh… what a dolorful day…

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Apr 20

am I?

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Apr 20

Are we talking about this again

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Apr 20

EGGMAN DO WATER TYPES RESSIST STEEL OR DOES STEEL RESSIST WATER I DON’T REMEMBER

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Apr 20

Podoboo just evolved into blargh and now she’s burning everybody

💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · Apr 19

alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you