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Abram Buehner
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Senior Editor for Lost In Cult | Safe In Our World | Back Log Banter | He/Him | All Opinions My Own | [email protected]
I love a long youtube video. Give me a 3-5 hour long video that I will watch in 12-50 minute chunks over the course of a week and will have to rewind several times because I've fallen asleep to it
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hate to participate in Star Wars discourse (lie) but here's my ranking (fave to least fave)

Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Solo
Phantom Menace
Rogue One
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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damn sick game someone should write a book about it
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
UZI IS SO BACK 😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reaffirming my promise to no longer publicly participate in game sales discourse as I see more and more posts about Switch 2 and Air Riders that call to me like the green goblin mask
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dune Awakening is just the latest game to prove Steam Deck Verification is a practical joke. Has to be compromised visually beyond the point of legibility to be playable, and no amount of tuning was achieving a middle ground. And the art direction & fidelity is so key to a game like this!
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Road Trip mode is uniquely bad, but I think Sakurai has always struggled to reverse-engineer meaningful story modes for his multiplayer-first games. I don't think Subspace or World of Light are particularly good, but both are better than this by a wide margin. Road Trip is so tedious
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"This superb look at Outer Wilds is like discovering another planet filled with new secrets to get lost in"

Read my full review with previews of Outer Wilds: Design Works from @lostincult.co.uk and @mobiusdigitalgames.com here;
www.artbookcollector.com/post/book-re...
Book Review - Outer Wilds: Design Works
Book review for Outer Wilds: Design Workst from Lost in Cult and Mobius Digital. Get an in-depth review of this dive into the art and development of the unique game.
www.artbookcollector.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
YIPPPPEEEEEEE
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I LOVE MY BIG BOY DEDEDE
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My album "Defeater" drops on Friday. Here's a clip from one of my favorites.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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What does INDIE mean?

I’m preparing for a video where I explore the definition of indie games, its divisive nature and how it’s evolved over the years!

Give me your definition of indie- what elements are most important to you to labeling something as indie?
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm very excited for Air Riders tomorrow but it will be impossible to tell how much mileage I'll get out of it until Thanksgiving when I can try the game with ppl who know nothing about Air Ride. Will they get it? I hope so, because I'd love for this to be a staple in my local multiplayer rotation
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Alright suckers, you wanna talk about Myles MacKenzie? Let's talk about Myles MacKenzie. Broke down what the hell is up with the Galactic Federation in Metroid, and why Samus palling around with chatty soldiers is, at least, functional. Is it GOOD? Jury's out! www.polygon.com/metroid-prim...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond’s chatty NPCs aren’t as surprising as you think
Myles MacKenzie isn't all that out of place in the Metroid universe
www.polygon.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
FUCK man my nose is running so much it SUCKS and I feel like Zill, without the whimsy and jubilant demeanor
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Predicting Metacritic scores for games that don't exist:

Next 3D Mario: 96
Star Fox Reboot: 81
Pikmin 5: 89
Next Animal Crossing: 92
Ocarina of Time Remake: 95
Nintendo Switch 2 Sports 2: 78
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Evil launch game be like Nintendo Switch Unwelcome Tour
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Really sharp summation of the problem. I appreciate TGA for what it is, but also have all the tools to understand how flawed its methodology is. A lot of people don't and that casts a particular importance over a show engineered to (mostly) reward a particular class of mainstream game.
Two things can be true: 1.) The Game Awards are meaningless and we shouldn't take them all that seriously. 2.) Award shows of its scale DO rewrite the mainstream history of the art form, whether they deserve to or not, and its okay to care that it's so thoughtless despite having that responsibility.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is how everyone posts about GOTY
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I cannot believe the massive psychosis event that Myles McKenzie had thrown the Nintendo community into. Every post (for OR against) is a bit more outrageous than the last. It's incredible
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Those set leaks for the Zelda movie are cool but its aesthetics are pretty meaningless imo. The Mario movie was a patchwork of various Mario games and I expect the Zelda movie will so the same. So it's hard to read too far into the color of a tunic here
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think today's Metroid discourse would be so much different if instead of releasing Metroid Prime Remastered, Retro & Nintendo had decided to do Metroid Prime: Corruption Remastered
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Metroid Prime 3-2 sounds awesome to me. I really like the idea of the wider cast, even if Myles is annoying. Seems like he won't be shadowing you the whole game, that there will be a revolving door of GF troops with you. Really curious what these dynamics bring out of Samus
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fuck marry kill: U-Mos, Aurora Unit 242, Myles
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM