absalomsAvarice
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
Transsexual undead equestrian
She/her ♋️♌️♊️
She/her ♋️♌️♊️
Minimal swaginson
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Minimal swaginson
Every single one of my extended family members is buying me jeopardy merch for christmas im going to have so mamy mugs that sayd "daily double"
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every single one of my extended family members is buying me jeopardy merch for christmas im going to have so mamy mugs that sayd "daily double"
Stop sexualizing my puppets,, everytime i meet some cute new girl i bring her back to my place! And! They always say... "wow cute puppets can i fist them and whatnot??
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Stop sexualizing my puppets,, everytime i meet some cute new girl i bring her back to my place! And! They always say... "wow cute puppets can i fist them and whatnot??
Quit carousing me doofus
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Quit carousing me doofus
Recalcitrant cat girls
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Recalcitrant cat girls
My posts are for entertainment purposes ONLY
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My posts are for entertainment purposes ONLY
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happy birthday harlenglishes!! :D
#homestuck
#homestuck
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
happy birthday harlenglishes!! :D
#homestuck
#homestuck
Girl are you an atoll because i want you to encircle my lagoon
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Girl are you an atoll because i want you to encircle my lagoon
My chemical religiosity
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My chemical religiosity
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Mouldering in my forgotten tomb for ten thousand years
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mouldering in my forgotten tomb for ten thousand years
Noo dont voice train its so sexy and deep the way it is read me sapphic m/f romantasy to fall asleep maybe smoke a pipe
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Noo dont voice train its so sexy and deep the way it is read me sapphic m/f romantasy to fall asleep maybe smoke a pipe
If breath had brains the world would be full of hope instead of wonder
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If breath had brains the world would be full of hope instead of wonder
Constructing .gif files for my friends and family
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Constructing .gif files for my friends and family
Charismatic witchery
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Charismatic witchery
Man bites beer
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Man bites beer
Non-racist chinese gibberish
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Non-racist chinese gibberish
Steely denial
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Steely denial
Exactly one year ago i was doing something but i dont remember what it was
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Exactly one year ago i was doing something but i dont remember what it was
Organs that exist only in my mind
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Organs that exist only in my mind
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Describing a portrait that doesn't exist of a person that doesn't exist
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Describing a portrait that doesn't exist of a person that doesn't exist
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i cast bardic inspiration
*icp starts playing out the bluetooth*
*icp starts playing out the bluetooth*
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i cast bardic inspiration
*icp starts playing out the bluetooth*
*icp starts playing out the bluetooth*
New stranger things season is out. Which means im going to get dnd mansplained to me by all my coworkers for the next few weeks
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New stranger things season is out. Which means im going to get dnd mansplained to me by all my coworkers for the next few weeks
Affirm my worst fears as false as they may be
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Affirm my worst fears as false as they may be
The uncs were hyping me up this thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The uncs were hyping me up this thanksgiving