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absolutemayhem.bsky.social
absoluteMayhem
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
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Transsexual undead equestrian She/her ♋️♌️♊️
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
Bro adorn my headdress with the feathers of a phoenix bro make me the priestess of rebirth bro
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
Your rump is to die for darling
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 5h
Vampire yoshi hard boiled blood egg salad
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 6h
Late onset horse autism
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 6h
Use my phylactery as a fleshlight
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 6h
Dungeon slime based lubricant
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 18h
The monster mash oingo boingo and the misfits fuck yeah i love halloween but halloween music sucks shit
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 18h
I want to taste her chili if you know what i mean
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 19h
Would you still love me if i was a thwomp?
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
Going to the beach that makes you swim
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
"I love you despite your flaws" ok cool could you maybe do that without mentioning it every day
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 23h
Lesbian sex real time with pause mods installed
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Scrape your rump off the pavement buddy we got mad dicks to suck
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Im the fairy guardian of the fridgerator
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Fascinated by your wiener for its medical and culinary applications
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Sneak into my bedroom while im sleeping and dissect me for your school science fair project
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Blinded by the light of strangels
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Dude ur poodle is a milf
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
My highly specialized tongue has evolved and adapted into a lint roller like implement to keep you looking snazzy
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Doctor recommends 8 hours on the rack
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Which of bowsers minions eats pussy the best?
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
I want to dominate a goomba
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Lard ass goomba damn
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
Intergalactic hand job for three more space gallons of star fuel
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
They tried putting me into the poodle machine but i escaped dont worry
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