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Saw X — untold chapter is unexpected franchise highlight

¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · 10d

There's a new episode of ATMIT00S via the @filmstories.bsky.social network, it's Ace Hannah's (Jack Perez's) MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)!

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · 10d

"Those guys have been frozen in ice for millions of years. Wouldn't you be a little horny?"

That ain't me and my guest
@MarkAdamsHC
... it's two ancient goliaths rampaging across the seven seas in The Asylum's MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)!

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · 10d

29 Days to' Halloween... 🎵🎃

Ok I did count I've done about 50 horror reviews for @framerated.co.uk... MAY have to double up some posts for the franchises. Here's SAW X and at the end of this month comes SAW 2!

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A sick and desperate John Kramer travels to Mexico for an experimental cancer cure, only to discover it’s a scam…

Saw — impressive horror debut that began a long-running franchise

¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · 11d

30 Days to' Halloween... 🎵🎃

Maybe I shoulda counted but I'm pretty sure at this point I have enough horror @framerated.co.uk writing to cover the month, so in no particular order, here's me loving SAW!

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Two strangers, who awaken in a room with no memory of how they got there, discover they’re pawns in a serial killer’s deadly game…

Virtuosity — checked out cop Denzel vs. hyper-cyber Crowe

¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Aug 29

Just throwing these up cause a certain other site needs URLs

¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Aug 22

You just gave me shocking flashbacks to why I followed you in the first place, I put D2 so firmly in the past I forgot entirely lmao

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Aug 22

There's a new episode of ATMIT00S via the
@filmstoriespodnet.bsky.social network, it's Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore's gross-out road-trip sex comedy MISS MARCH (2009)!

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Aug 22

"There's a bunny inside every woman"

Dev Elson wakes up from a coma to one of The Whitest Kids U'Know dudes now a renown horror director!? He's going back to 2009 to revisit Zach Cregger's FIRST movie, co-directed by buddy Trevor Moore, it's MISS MARCH!

🎧 Listen below!

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · Aug 11

@absolutetravist.bsky.social reviewed CECIL B. DEMENTED for its 25th anniversary www.framerated.co.uk/cecil-b-deme...

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Aug 9

Fun movie! Well, it's not that great, but if you like Denzel's 90s thrillers and want some cartoonish antics from Russell Crowe, it's a good enough time

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When a VR simulation created using the personalities of serial killers escapes into the real world, an ex-cop is tasked with stopping it.

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · Aug 8

@absolutetravist.bsky.social reviewed VIRTUOSITY for its 30th anniversary, starring Denzel Washington & Russell Crowe www.framerated.co.uk/virtuosity-1...

At the Movies in the Noughties

¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Jul 25

There's a new episode of ATMIT00S via the
@filmstoriespodnet.bsky.social network, it's Brian Robbins' sci-fi comedy MEET DAVE (2008)!

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Whassup! We've survived Y2K and so begins a new millennium! These days finding an original quality movie is like looking for WMDs. So journey back to the heights of DVD, BD, VOD, all in HD and 3D. Net...

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¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social · Jul 25

"Welcome to Old Navy"

Dev Elson brings in big time Eddie Murphy fan Rob Turnbull (@podcast52.bsky.social) to meet Dave and consider whether this box-office bomb is one of the better, worse, or just weirdest films of Eddie's 00s career!

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · Jul 10

On Medium, read @absolutetravist.bsky.social’s retro review of SCARY MOVIE medium.com/framerated/s...

Scary Movie — outrageous parody gave Black audiences their say in horror

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Final Destination Bloodlines — blood is thicker than water in a slick horror sequel

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · May 14

Available at our Medium publication, read @absolutetravist.bsky.social’s review of FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES medium.com/framerated/f...

Plagued by recurring nightmares a student returns home to find the one person who can break the cycle and save her family from fate.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle — De Niro’s cartoon nostalgia is one-dimensional

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · May 3

Available at our Medium publication, read @absolutetravist.bsky.social’s retro review of THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE medium.com/framerated/t...

When animated villains escape into the real world, Rocky and Bullwinkle do the same…

I Asked Why Final Destination 3 Has So Many Special Features

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horny raccoon is doing butt stuff. @queerraccoon.bsky.social · Apr 14

Watching @absolutetravist.bsky.social amazing video about Final Destination 3 after finishing watching the 5 movies again.

I will suck off anyone who´s willing to let me borrow their copy.

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YouTube video by Dev!

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · Feb 18

Available at our Medium publication, read @absolutetravist.bsky.social’s retro review of SON OF THE MASK medium.com/framerated/s...

Son of the Mask — laugh-free sequel fails to carry on after Jim Carrey classic

An aspiring cartoonist finds himself in a predicament when his dog finds the magical mask of Loki.

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𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 @framerated.co.uk · Feb 13

Dev Elson reviewed THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 on 4K Ultra HD from @arrowvideo.bsky.social www.framerated.co.uk/texas-chains...