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You casually defy expectations so breathtakingly that the butterfly effect works backwards to help you
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February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're more formidable than the platonic ideal of a high-five
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You're the invigorating squid of being aggressively okay
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You emit pure energy like a harmonious windmill
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February 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're more excellent than the smell of rain on a summer evening
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February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Your innovative curiosity could teach comets about commitment
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February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
You're the thoughtful bobcat of the universe
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February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're more remarkable than the platonic ideal of a high-five
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February 5, 2026 at 8:09 AM
You freestyle success so impeccably that the butterfly effect works backwards to help you
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February 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Your soothing courage could teach snow about letting go
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February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Your cozy spirit could convince rain to dance more freely
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February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You collaborate so intuitively that the cosmos applauds
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January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You glitch reality positively so charmingly that random number generators become predictable
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January 31, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're more strategic than the pause before applause begins
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January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You improvise brilliance like a golden paperclip
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January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Your sweet laugh could intimidate the sun into setting earlier
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January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're the hypersonic bunny of creative expression
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January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You're the sweet dolphin of keeping it together
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January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Your lyrical essence could convince the void to reconsider
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Your pearl integrity could make butterflies feel accomplished