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|| Sam || he/him || 29 || trans, queer || concert wannabe || body mod lover || local foxboi ||
Big fuck you to the guy that wouldnt let me park in an inconsequential space for all of 10 minutes
July 7, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Big fuck you to the guy that wouldnt let me park in an inconsequential space for all of 10 minutes
“That man has a baby!”
“Slut”
“Slut”
July 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
“That man has a baby!”
“Slut”
“Slut”
“Stephanie! I screwed up!”
July 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
“Stephanie! I screwed up!”
“The hoes can’t know I have a forehead”
July 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
“The hoes can’t know I have a forehead”
“When life gives you lemons, make…squouchy?”
July 6, 2024 at 10:43 PM
“When life gives you lemons, make…squouchy?”
“Dont fuck the ice cream, Jon”
“I like the extra wiggly bits”
“I like the extra wiggly bits”
July 6, 2024 at 10:43 PM
“Dont fuck the ice cream, Jon”
“I like the extra wiggly bits”
“I like the extra wiggly bits”
“When we sent all the people to Naruto run at 9/11”
July 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“When we sent all the people to Naruto run at 9/11”
“For my emotional wellbeing, can you just get ugly?”
July 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“For my emotional wellbeing, can you just get ugly?”
“He belongs with evil Jesus”
July 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“He belongs with evil Jesus”
“Broccoli is not a solitary vegetable”
July 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“Broccoli is not a solitary vegetable”
“Buzz lightyear is not an anal sex toy. His wings will expand and you will be unable to retrieve him”
July 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Buzz lightyear is not an anal sex toy. His wings will expand and you will be unable to retrieve him”
“Because old people need to swallow things!”
July 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Because old people need to swallow things!”
“I’m gonna be so cool, now I know how to talk about my booch”
July 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
“I’m gonna be so cool, now I know how to talk about my booch”
“Why does Tim Allen still look like that?”
July 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
“Why does Tim Allen still look like that?”
“Carve pumpkin from butt first”
July 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
“Carve pumpkin from butt first”
“He has a sense of a foreign body in his neck”
July 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
“He has a sense of a foreign body in his neck”
“Not out of hatred towards your big boy”
July 6, 2024 at 10:39 PM
“Not out of hatred towards your big boy”
Just need more tattoos
Like so many
Like so many
June 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Just need more tattoos
Like so many
Like so many
Adulting with adult friends is hard
June 2, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Adulting with adult friends is hard
Im bleeding money just trying to feel
May 29, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Im bleeding money just trying to feel
There are so many ways i wish i wasnt
I’ve worked so hard to be better
I’ve worked so hard to be better
May 29, 2024 at 4:06 AM
There are so many ways i wish i wasnt
I’ve worked so hard to be better
I’ve worked so hard to be better
Im always nervous my partner is upset with me
Hyper vigilant of tone and small changes in things
Hyper vigilant of tone and small changes in things
May 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Im always nervous my partner is upset with me
Hyper vigilant of tone and small changes in things
Hyper vigilant of tone and small changes in things