Evan Matt 🎄🎅
@acetaldehydevan.bsky.social
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live and learn evan
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
live and learn evan
Autocorrect just added “bf” to the end of “how’s it going” to a guy I was talking to on Tinder. I want every single person at Apple who worked on iOS’ typing UX thrown into a fucking volcano.
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Autocorrect just added “bf” to the end of “how’s it going” to a guy I was talking to on Tinder. I want every single person at Apple who worked on iOS’ typing UX thrown into a fucking volcano.
Unburdened by what has been.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Unburdened by what has been.
I’m not falling for that propaganda that you’re old and have nothing to live for in your late 20s and your 30s but damn do I feel a little regret that I’ve spent so much time focusing on what I can’t control or what is currently mildly unpleasant instead of realizing the whole Carpe Diem thing
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’m not falling for that propaganda that you’re old and have nothing to live for in your late 20s and your 30s but damn do I feel a little regret that I’ve spent so much time focusing on what I can’t control or what is currently mildly unpleasant instead of realizing the whole Carpe Diem thing
Want to watch more movies in 2026!
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Want to watch more movies in 2026!
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Pizza tonight since kids are a little hung over. Basic three cheese pizza with fresh basil. I am addicted to chilli oil with my pizza
While not super fancy and I don't have a pizza oven like @beardog63.bsky.social, it still turned out very good
While not super fancy and I don't have a pizza oven like @beardog63.bsky.social, it still turned out very good
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Pizza tonight since kids are a little hung over. Basic three cheese pizza with fresh basil. I am addicted to chilli oil with my pizza
While not super fancy and I don't have a pizza oven like @beardog63.bsky.social, it still turned out very good
While not super fancy and I don't have a pizza oven like @beardog63.bsky.social, it still turned out very good
No group projects for this semester’s classes!
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ALT: a green alien is dancing on a white background and looking at the camera .
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January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
No group projects for this semester’s classes!
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January 1, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas lasts until January 6 Christmas la
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Today's lunch!
Cucumber, avocado, four steamed dumplings, cabbage, rice, and some leftovers from yesterday mixed in.
Sesame sauce, spicy mayo, ponzu sauce on top
Cucumber, avocado, four steamed dumplings, cabbage, rice, and some leftovers from yesterday mixed in.
Sesame sauce, spicy mayo, ponzu sauce on top
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Today's lunch!
Cucumber, avocado, four steamed dumplings, cabbage, rice, and some leftovers from yesterday mixed in.
Sesame sauce, spicy mayo, ponzu sauce on top
Cucumber, avocado, four steamed dumplings, cabbage, rice, and some leftovers from yesterday mixed in.
Sesame sauce, spicy mayo, ponzu sauce on top
Annus horribilis
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Annus horribilis
Feeling obsessive so gonna rank the last 10 years:
2019 > 2021 > 2016 > 2020 > 2023 > 2018 > 2024 > 2017 > 2022 > 2025
2019 > 2021 > 2016 > 2020 > 2023 > 2018 > 2024 > 2017 > 2022 > 2025
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Feeling obsessive so gonna rank the last 10 years:
2019 > 2021 > 2016 > 2020 > 2023 > 2018 > 2024 > 2017 > 2022 > 2025
2019 > 2021 > 2016 > 2020 > 2023 > 2018 > 2024 > 2017 > 2022 > 2025
Damn. By the end of next calendar year I will be 30.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Damn. By the end of next calendar year I will be 30.
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#Fruitland #Idaho 2 days ago. About 25 minutes from home. 🌈
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
#Fruitland #Idaho 2 days ago. About 25 minutes from home. 🌈
Goodbye to 2025: literally the shittiest, most tragic year of my life. Even worse than 2017 and 2022. Even 2020 was very mild compared to this shitshow. Glad to see it fucking gone. 2026 please work your magic. I need a transformative year after so many bad ones and this cherry on top of a year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Goodbye to 2025: literally the shittiest, most tragic year of my life. Even worse than 2017 and 2022. Even 2020 was very mild compared to this shitshow. Glad to see it fucking gone. 2026 please work your magic. I need a transformative year after so many bad ones and this cherry on top of a year.
Overstimulated is the word of the year for me 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Overstimulated is the word of the year for me 2025
Been through so much shit since every year since 2022 (with kinda an exception for 2023) that it’s somewhat apprehensive for me to stay optimistic about making a positive change.
But I know I have to try anyway and my attitude is half the battle.
But I know I have to try anyway and my attitude is half the battle.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Been through so much shit since every year since 2022 (with kinda an exception for 2023) that it’s somewhat apprehensive for me to stay optimistic about making a positive change.
But I know I have to try anyway and my attitude is half the battle.
But I know I have to try anyway and my attitude is half the battle.
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I had a sweet potato topped cottage cheese topped with mozzarella topped with honey topped with everything bagel seasoning topped with flaky sea salt for lunch and it was 🤌🏽🥰
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I had a sweet potato topped cottage cheese topped with mozzarella topped with honey topped with everything bagel seasoning topped with flaky sea salt for lunch and it was 🤌🏽🥰
Good booze! Nobody wanting nothing from me. A song sung from a lovely broad…
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Good booze! Nobody wanting nothing from me. A song sung from a lovely broad…
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone except TouchTunes hogs who queue 30 songs at once
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone except TouchTunes hogs who queue 30 songs at once
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Merry Christmas Mornin’.
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Merry Christmas Mornin’.
The 1966 Grinch being not only entirely online but just 26 minutes feels strange
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The 1966 Grinch being not only entirely online but just 26 minutes feels strange
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December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM