A Corpse
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A Corpse
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Husband, father, ally, gamer.
And then hoo boy what a desktop it is. Xbox. Linkedin. Netflix. Whatsapp. A f'ing stock ticker. Labels on the background image. Everything is flashing, moving, scrolling advertising.

It's like a 1990s Geocities page.

No wonder Linux adoption is spiking.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I know it's a boiled frog scenario but the OOBE for Windows devices is just awful. Seriously. You get a new toy and all you wanna do is play with it but instead there's 20 hoops and two sessions of forced updates to jump through. It's an hour before you're even at the desktop. 🤮

#windows
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
That's not to say we should just passively wait for it to pass though...
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.

"I can't afford a visual artist"

So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?

Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
At least they... unbridle your creativity. 😛
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
More bad news, Bluesky Alf flashbacks. 🤯
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Clearly not beyond parody. Bravo. 🎉
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We know you disabled copilot in the start menu, but surely you want it in Word, right? No? Edge then. Edge. No, Edge. THE BROWSER! Yes sure the blue Google. No? Wow. OK how about Paint? Still no?!? But surely in Notepad, you're fine with that, right? Jeeze I'm starting to think you don't like AI!
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Life Ruiner GIF
Alt: "She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
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December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So a "potential masterpiece". 🤓
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Continuing the @teamliquid.com x @unicefusa.org fundraising over on #Twitch! Beat the initial goal of $500 last week, so we've pushed it to $1k & are already at $600.

Get over here & help raise funds for the kids!

twitch.tv/DeejayKnight
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
and "midst". It's a whole trainwreck of a sentence intended to cause us all physical pain. 😛
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Good old Cath O'DeRay.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I couldn't recommend Hermsie more. She's fast, responsive, and a fantastic artist. Love my emote. 😍
Just waiting for that next opportunity.
Will it be you who gets custom art for your business, channel, &/or socials?
I am ready. I am good at what I do.
Links in my Bio. 🐯🎨💞
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ALT: a man with long hair is standing in front of a crowd wearing a green jacket and a gray vest .
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just contacted a company we bought a $200 license from in 2018 and asked about transferring the software to a new PC and they said "Yep just install the trial, send the code and I'll send you a new key."

I wish every software company was like that.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You could always schedule one stream per week (even an additional one if you have the capacity) with whatever else you wanted to experiment with, as a start. Nobody owns your content but you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm making more of a point to buy things like treats from local non-chain places. I spend more, so do so less frequently, but I know it's not going to some global mega-corp that would sell my organs to a billionaire for $20 if the option arose.
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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I love fall! 🍃🍂
That crisp air; breezes with a little more bite to them.
Blanket weather!!

Ok, shameless self-promotion time:
4rt C0mmis5ions OPEN for folks seeking a skilled artist to create their next avatar &/or logo, next set of emotes, & more!
Links in Bio 🐯🎨💖 tyty
Day Sun GIF
ALT: Day Sun GIF
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October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I had to download a group policy template today to manage NOTEPAD on our corporate PCs.

It contains a grand total of ONE setting; disabling the AI slop generator.

#microsoft #enshittification
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Have a fantastic day!!! 🎉
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One goal in life is to live long enough for people to start asking me "What's the secret to your longevity?" and then I can have some real fun with the answers.
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"I know you have a sucking chest wound, but we need to talk about how your negative attitude is affecting your aura and impacting your healing. I have some essential oils that will help you re-center your chi..."
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You stop that, don't talk about my friend's work that way. 👈
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM