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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
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🎶 La mer
Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs
A des reflets d'argent
La mer🎶
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tinker (Taylor's Version)
Compromise on Tinker, Taylor
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pictured: a photo of every federal, state, and local government, as well as private firm, website saying it only takes 5 hours per pound to thaw a turkey in a refrigerator.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"A good Campbell Soup executive should know and love soup. In fact, a good Campbell's executive should have soup in their blood"
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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calling my homies to mutter “prairie fire” before snapping my phone in half and flying to switzerland
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Feliks Edmundovich Fitzgerald
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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how else am i supposed to defeat the ghost of hadji murat that the occult division of the SVR smuggled into my house
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Do you think the new pope has ever listened to codeine crazy by future" (2025, screwed and/or chopped)
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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oh my god
Ah @cyberwarcon.bsky.social the only conference for intel ops research authored by the terminally online
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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@wylienewmark.bsky.social @activemeasures.bsky.social your slides facilitated a young SOC analyst who walked into my office learning about James Angleton today. So big win for you guys!
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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So far this morning, we’ve had an incredible kickoff with on attribution alphabet soup with the one and only @dmitri.silverado.org and then a fascinating meme-ful talk from @activemeasures.bsky.social and @wylienewmark.bsky.social on SVR cyber espionage and Russian analytic battlefields.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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@activemeasures.bsky.social (which is a real llc!) and I assume @wylienewmark.bsky.social with a jaw dropping presentation. Best analysis of SVR vs GRU and history of the forgeries in 2016 leaks I’ve ever heard. #cyberwarcon
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"New breed" yeah no one has ever thought of this

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Cyber warfare is reading the terms and conditions before clicking "create account"
Looking forward to meeting Lukashev in person and asking, "I bet you wish you'd click 'make account private' on Bitly, huh?"

theins.ru/en/news/286815
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Looking forward to meeting Lukashev in person and asking, "I bet you wish you'd click 'make account private' on Bitly, huh?"

theins.ru/en/news/286815
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Let me be the first to say, as the Active Measures, LLC, that I believe Epstein *may not* be a credible source of information about things Epstein does, including with Russia.

But, we haven't gotten Bleemer and Gorpman in ages, and we deserve a little (as a treat).
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Christo should stop listening to the Russian hackers he pays to get selectors from Russian telcos (and also probably Välisluureamet), because the SVR* and GRU absolutely hacked the DNC.

*come to @cyberwarcon.bsky.social on 19 Nov to hear more!
Famed Russian spy hunter Christo Grozev claimed on this podcast four months ago that North Korea hacked the Democratic National Committee in 2016 and passed the info to Russia, which in exchange divulged access to Bangladesh Bank. 🤔 #infosec Passage at 13m 31s:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dimh...
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Do you get eepy? I get so eepy.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Have you ever wanted to see two terminally online nerds really (and I mean *really*) get into the SVR deep lore while continuing the eternal goal of making 2016 last forever?

Gosh does @cyberwarcon.bsky.social have a talk for you!
Oil Into The Fire — CYBERWARCON
www.cyberwarcon.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM