Dan
@actuallydandy.bsky.social
Living on Gadigal Land (Sydney) - He/Him. Twitter Evacuee (same handle). Views are my own, and not of my employer.
The character limit on this bio is insane…quick, think of something to take up space. Toast. Oh, also I’m Neurodivergent.
The character limit on this bio is insane…quick, think of something to take up space. Toast. Oh, also I’m Neurodivergent.
It’s only ‘terrorism’ if it comes from the billionaire’s row in New York City, otherwise it’s just sparkling murder
December 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It’s only ‘terrorism’ if it comes from the billionaire’s row in New York City, otherwise it’s just sparkling murder
What a blissful time it was when I presumed I didn’t need BlueSky prior to the election 😂
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
What a blissful time it was when I presumed I didn’t need BlueSky prior to the election 😂
Is my childhood memory wildly optimistic or has poor Harold had a glow down and aged like milk
October 23, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Is my childhood memory wildly optimistic or has poor Harold had a glow down and aged like milk
Surely a near-midnight traffic jam is peak Sydney
October 12, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Surely a near-midnight traffic jam is peak Sydney
I’ve just kept quiet about it though, because I hate being a Karen.
My other neighbours though? I’ve overheard them going ham over it 😂
My other neighbours though? I’ve overheard them going ham over it 😂
October 10, 2023 at 11:09 AM
I’ve just kept quiet about it though, because I hate being a Karen.
My other neighbours though? I’ve overheard them going ham over it 😂
My other neighbours though? I’ve overheard them going ham over it 😂
We have new neighbours and they’re pissing off our whole floor. In 2 weeks they:
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
October 10, 2023 at 11:08 AM
We have new neighbours and they’re pissing off our whole floor. In 2 weeks they:
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
I drop my phone WAY too much for me to even consider that type of risk 😂
October 7, 2023 at 7:06 AM
I drop my phone WAY too much for me to even consider that type of risk 😂
I usually don’t order noodles for hotpot (waste of space, meat me!) but I’ll make an exception for Haidilao 😂
October 7, 2023 at 7:04 AM
I usually don’t order noodles for hotpot (waste of space, meat me!) but I’ll make an exception for Haidilao 😂
Finally trying Australian Haidilao tonight. There won’t be table-waiting manicures like in Shanghai but I want a noodle pulling performance! 😂
October 7, 2023 at 6:26 AM
Finally trying Australian Haidilao tonight. There won’t be table-waiting manicures like in Shanghai but I want a noodle pulling performance! 😂
I’ve ordered a new phone so now I’m using my current phone without a case, caution to the wind
October 7, 2023 at 6:16 AM
I’ve ordered a new phone so now I’m using my current phone without a case, caution to the wind
They did a good job. Literally every. Single. Parking sign.
October 2, 2023 at 2:26 AM
They did a good job. Literally every. Single. Parking sign.
There’s a vigilante that keeps spray painting over all of the parking signs in our neighbourhood so that the council can’t legally issue parking tickets 😂
October 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
There’s a vigilante that keeps spray painting over all of the parking signs in our neighbourhood so that the council can’t legally issue parking tickets 😂
Ugh I see that sign on my daily commute, around Silverwater Rd exit?
September 29, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Ugh I see that sign on my daily commute, around Silverwater Rd exit?
Or, like we always do with our lazy accent, we just started calling them Rats lol
September 25, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Or, like we always do with our lazy accent, we just started calling them Rats lol
The mess is an occasional one, but not often enough to tick (unless that is also part of my neurodivergent delulu)
September 25, 2023 at 11:11 PM
The mess is an occasional one, but not often enough to tick (unless that is also part of my neurodivergent delulu)
I’m in a nightclub that started playing Eminem and everyone is like “omg this retro shit” and I’m like *slow gulp*
September 23, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I’m in a nightclub that started playing Eminem and everyone is like “omg this retro shit” and I’m like *slow gulp*
Is drag race the sole consumer of crappy mp3 players for Rusical episodes
September 21, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Is drag race the sole consumer of crappy mp3 players for Rusical episodes
Reposted by Dan
I am so excited. I’m currently on my ‘last’ city on CS1, trying to fill it out before October. The mods and assets are HEAVING on my poor PC, so I’m excited to have some of them absorbed by the base game CS2 😂
September 9, 2023 at 3:02 AM
I am so excited. I’m currently on my ‘last’ city on CS1, trying to fill it out before October. The mods and assets are HEAVING on my poor PC, so I’m excited to have some of them absorbed by the base game CS2 😂
When your younger-by-12-years brother asks for proof that our grandparents were once boujie enough to have a house with a tennis court and this is the ONLY PHOTO I CAN FIND OF SAID TENNIS COURT
September 5, 2023 at 10:04 AM
When your younger-by-12-years brother asks for proof that our grandparents were once boujie enough to have a house with a tennis court and this is the ONLY PHOTO I CAN FIND OF SAID TENNIS COURT
People really kicking up a stink about Solo Alcohol when THIS exists
September 1, 2023 at 6:43 AM
People really kicking up a stink about Solo Alcohol when THIS exists
Disney Lawyers be watching this Rusical episode of Drag Race Phillipines and are like “get me my gun”
August 31, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Disney Lawyers be watching this Rusical episode of Drag Race Phillipines and are like “get me my gun”
