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Noem’s Blankie • Happy Friday. There are 263 days until the midterm elections. Jailing Jared, Russell Vought is going to hell and Trump kills Earth.
Noem’s Blankie
Happy Friday. There are 263 days until the midterm elections. Jailing Jared, Russell Vought is going to hell and Trump kills Earth.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Power Back! • Sam is back up, Minnesota puts up another W and we cuss out BS Bondi
Power Back!
Sam is back up, Minnesota puts up another W and we cuss out BS Bondi
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February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Woke B**ches • It’s Thursday. There are 264 days until the midterm elections. Gallup goes gutless, America misses the sleepy guy and Trump runs out of juice.
Woke B**ches
It’s Thursday. There are 264 days until the midterm elections. Gallup goes gutless, America misses the sleepy guy and Trump runs out of juice.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Live: Adam and Sam • A recording from Adam Parkhomenko's live video
Live: Adam and Sam
A recording from Adam Parkhomenko's live video
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February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Eat Crow • It’s Wednesday. There are 265 days until the midterm elections. Nutlick’s bad day, FAA causes a morning panic and Mike Johnson sucks (at his job).
Eat Crow
It’s Wednesday. There are 265 days until the midterm elections. Nutlick’s bad day, FAA causes a morning panic and Mike Johnson sucks (at his job).
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February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Panic, Panicans! • It’s Tuesday. There are 266 days until the midterm elections. Good news out of Michigan, Trump taxes Americans and the Epstein cover-up continues.
Panic, Panicans!
It’s Tuesday. There are 266 days until the midterm elections. Good news out of Michigan, Trump taxes Americans and the Epstein cover-up continues.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The Ossoff Way • It’s Monday. There are 267 days until the midterm elections. Trump attacks an Olympian, ProPublica breaks our hearts into a billion pieces and more signs of a beautiful blue wave.
The Ossoff Way
It’s Monday. There are 267 days until the midterm elections. Trump attacks an Olympian, ProPublica breaks our hearts into a billion pieces and more signs of a beautiful blue wave.
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February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The Racist Birther • Happy Friday. There are 270 days until the midterm elections. Hillary gets hardcore, Trump tries a dirty deal and yes, that racist asshole is a racist.
The Racist Birther
Happy Friday. There are 270 days until the midterm elections. Hillary gets hardcore, Trump tries a dirty deal and yes, that racist asshole is a racist.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Live with Mary L Trump • A recording from Adam Parkhomenko and Mary L Trump's live video
Live with Mary L Trump
A recording from Adam Parkhomenko and Mary L Trump's live video
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February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
New effing tone • It’s Thursday. There are 271 days until the midterm elections. ICE out of Virginia, NBC’s Epstein cover-up and remembering to hate the couch guy.
New effing tone
It’s Thursday. There are 271 days until the midterm elections. ICE out of Virginia, NBC’s Epstein cover-up and remembering to hate the couch guy.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Smile more • It’s Wednesday. There are 272 days until the midterm elections. ICE victims testify, Mark Kelly fights back and Epstein’s best friend is very touchy these days.
Smile more
It’s Wednesday. There are 272 days until the midterm elections. ICE victims testify, Mark Kelly fights back and Epstein’s best friend is very touchy these days.
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February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Nationalize this, buddy • It’s Tuesday. There are 273 days until the midterm elections. A reprieve in Springfield, a note to Texas Democrats and Epstein’s best friend wants us all to move on.
Nationalize this, buddy
It’s Tuesday. There are 273 days until the midterm elections. A reprieve in Springfield, a note to Texas Democrats and Epstein’s best friend wants us all to move on.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Eff the Groundhog • It’s Monday. There are 274 days until the midterm elections. Liam goes home, an earthquake in Texas and Epstein Island is in the White House.
Eff the Groundhog
It’s Monday. There are 274 days until the midterm elections. Liam goes home, an earthquake in Texas and Epstein Island is in the White House.
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February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Arresting the Wrong Don • Happy Friday. There are 277 days until the midterm elections. A $10 billion heist, Trump smears a murder victim and goodbye to the First Amendment.
Arresting the Wrong Don
Happy Friday. There are 277 days until the midterm elections. A $10 billion heist, Trump smears a murder victim and goodbye to the First Amendment.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The Artists Arrive • It’s Thursday. There are 278 days until the midterm elections. Trump sends Tulski to Georgia, justifying Alex’s murder and prepping for the Battle of Springfield.
The Artists Arrive
It’s Thursday. There are 278 days until the midterm elections. Trump sends Tulski to Georgia, justifying Alex’s murder and prepping for the Battle of Springfield.
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January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ilhan Strong • It’s Wednesday. There are 279 days until the midterm elections. Noem vs. Gnome, getting ready for the Iran War and the battle of Minnesota continues.
Ilhan Strong
It’s Wednesday. There are 279 days until the midterm elections. Noem vs. Gnome, getting ready for the Iran War and the battle of Minnesota continues.
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January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Buh-bye, Bovenis • It’s Tuesday. There are 280 days until the midterm elections. Suozzi’s screw-up, Bezos kills WaPo and Minnesota beats some orange ass.
Buh-bye, Bovenis
It’s Tuesday. There are 280 days until the midterm elections. Suozzi’s screw-up, Bezos kills WaPo and Minnesota beats some orange ass.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
More murder; more lies • It’s Monday. There are 281 days until the midterm elections. Senate Democrats start to hear us, trouble in the Fetterman household and a weekend of murder and lies.
More murder; more lies
It’s Monday. There are 281 days until the midterm elections. Senate Democrats start to hear us, trouble in the Fetterman household and a weekend of murder and lies.
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January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
We’re all Minnesotans today • Happy Friday. There are 284 days until the midterm elections. The sofa-screwer is a damn liar, the pro-slavery administration and BS Bondi gets embarrassed again.
We’re all Minnesotans today
Happy Friday. There are 284 days until the midterm elections. The sofa-screwer is a damn liar, the pro-slavery administration and BS Bondi gets embarrassed again.
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January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Concept of a D’oh • It’s Thursday. There are 285 days until the midterm elections. America kidnaps children, Jack Smith speaks and farewell to the Fourth Amendment.
Concept of a D’oh
It’s Thursday. There are 285 days until the midterm elections. America kidnaps children, Jack Smith speaks and farewell to the Fourth Amendment.
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January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
TACO Wednesday • How you can tell Trump is a wuss, Gavin goes trolling in Davos and the JD joke we somehow missed
TACO Wednesday
How you can tell Trump is a wuss, Gavin goes trolling in Davos and the JD joke we somehow missed
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January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Iceland? Really? • It’s Wednesday. There are 286 days until the midterm elections. The president has no soul, our own party funds ICE and the world hates us.
Iceland? Really?
It’s Wednesday. There are 286 days until the midterm elections. The president has no soul, our own party funds ICE and the world hates us.
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January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Surprise Therapy Session! • Cussing Schumer
Surprise Therapy Session!
Cussing Schumer
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January 17, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Trump gets an F • Happy Friday. There are 291 days until the midterm elections. President Loser steals a Nobel, ICE kills again and Renee Good was innocent.
Trump gets an F
Happy Friday. There are 291 days until the midterm elections. President Loser steals a Nobel, ICE kills again and Renee Good was innocent.
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January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
‘A campaign of organized brutality’ • It’s Thursday. There are 292 days until the midterm elections. CBJ lies to America, Senate Republicans cower and Trump attacks Minnesota.
‘A campaign of organized brutality’
It’s Thursday. There are 292 days until the midterm elections. CBJ lies to America, Senate Republicans cower and Trump attacks Minnesota.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM