Adam Tex Davis
@adamtexdavis.bsky.social
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A new Pledge for all the Faketriots who choose Trump over 🇺🇸

I Pledge Allegiance to the Fraud;
Of the Divided States of America.
And to the Republicans, who stand for nothing;
One hijacked Nation, under our interpretation of God
Divisible, w/ Liberty & Justice for Some
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The guy who changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War is upset he didn't get a Peace Prize.

We live in dumb times.
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There have been 11 Gov't shutdowns since 1976 (when current budget process was established)

Trump was President for 3 (27%)

Trump was President for longest shutdown (35 days)

Donald Trump tweeted 'shutdowns are the fault of the President' (before he was Pres.)

Trump couldn't keep a casino open
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Public Service Announcement:

Donald J Trump doesn’t fire people because they’re incompetent. He fires people because they know he’s incompetent.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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As much as I'd never want to subject anyone to more of this ignorant fool... I do think it's important to take in Trump's entire speech to the military.

This is Biden's debate performance on Tylenol. This man isn't cognitively declining. He's cooked. Done. Gone.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv0j...
Full speech: Trump tells military leaders in Quantico 'We will be a fighting and winning machine'
YouTube video by WTKR News 3
www.youtube.com
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I keep getting alerts the government is shutting down. Does that mean it was still open? Isn’t this what they want? Haven’t they been dismantling & firing & downsizing & contracting this whole time? Have none of them read project 2025? They ran on this shit — now they’re pointing fingers?!?
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They’re building a Golden Guillotine as we speak.
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And the less important, the better
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It’s actually Lindsey Graham in a Lion costume
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MAGA upset that Bad Bunny has been selected to perform the Super Bowl halftime show.

They were hoping this year it would finally be public executions.
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The first and only time this asshole has ever de-escalated anything...
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At this point in the timeline, Trump should just buy the Watergate Hotel with ill-gained money and grift.
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It seems the only person who was raptured today was the escalator operator at the U.N.
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Based on the physical shape most of these MAGA loonies are in — it’s going to be more ‘rupture’ than rapture
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You can’t get stuck on a broken escalator you moron! It just becomes stairs!

(Of course we know Trump isn’t cool enough to have ever listened to Mitch Hedberg.)
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If we are going to depopulate...that is absolutely the group we want to see declining in numbers, power and influence.
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Call it overpopulation or overconsumption -- but the fact is there's too many people on the planet.

So MAGA, please do your part by taking health advice from Trump, RFK Jr, Dr. Oz, the Florida Surgeon General & the rest of the quacks/conspiracy theorists...

Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed!
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I don't understand, if Kimmel and Colbert's ratings were so bad -- why would King Snowflake and the rest of Team Pedo need to pull them off the air?
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There goes piece of shit Trump -- forcing ABC to suspend Jimmy Kimmel & putting hundreds of people out of work.

Kimmel will be fine -- but the stage crew; camera operators; hair & makeup people and all the office staff are instantly without a paycheck.

The "jobs President" at it again. Douche!
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I guess since Americans are not allowed to travel to North Korea – – they thought it would be fun to bring North Korea to America.