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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · Apr 18

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 37m

please homer. save our asses

i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 38m

please let them make a 4 hour pearlina sex scene i need to see it happen

Nintendo of America [UNOFFICIAL] @nintendousa.bsky.social · 2h

We hope you enjoyed the two “Close to You” videos released on October 7 and 8.
The second video is available on Nintendo Today!.
These are the first short films created by Nintendo Pictures Co., Ltd.
Nintendo Pictures will continue to explore new creative possibilities through video content.

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 49m

breaking: plane hits second tower

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 57m

'A Minecraft Movie 2' releases in theaters July 23, 2027

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2h

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 1h

when the ps6 drops it will still have no games

IGN @ign.com · 4h

Sony tech wizard Mark Cerny has teased new graphics features he's excited to bring to "a future console in a few years time," sparking a wave of PS6 release date speculation in the process. https://bit.ly/3KFH3CQ

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 4d

In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times.

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 10h

bubsy in claws encounters of the furred kind (snes)
an alright first attempt but stiff controls, wonky physics and levels that dont unleash the full potential of the bubster goes to show how brtual this game is and even then you could beat in a hour.
what could possibly go wrong?
5/10

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julesy woolsy 🧦🏠 @julesywoolsy.house · 18h

so i was banned from reddit.

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20h

these people have not evolved from 2017 humor

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20h

A story about a wolf being tricked into saying "Cock-a-doodle-doo" that ends with him turning to prostitution.

i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20h

A slinky looking up anal sex porn.

i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 21h

imagine someone putting their dick in that

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21h

nanoblock - Kirby - Inhaling Kirby Building Kit is $9.99 on Amazon Prime buff.ly/nuRXwwl #ad

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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 1d

An edit of the "OK Mario"/"No Mario" comic by @sloshua_ on Twitter. It has been edited to replace Mario with a crude Master Chief (from Halo). The dialogue reads:

Master Chief: "ENTER MY AMAZING WORLD OF ACQUISITIONS AND AI SLOP"
Guy: "NO JOHN"
Master Chief: "30 dollars a month"
Guy: "NO JOHN"

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i jacked my lantern @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22h

if its a gassy one they will charge you 90 dollars a month for it

Xbox @xbox.com · 1d

The universe needs a hero.

A hero with a custom Xbox Wireless Controller or Xbox Wireless Controller Series 2 from The Outer Worlds 2 with Xbox Design Lab: xbx.lv/4h0SEsd

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