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🌸 TheTaunaSatyresse 🌸
@afaunasflora.bsky.social
✨Just another Nerdy Neurospicy with too many opinions and hyperfixations✨
28 y/o ♈️
She/Her
Intolerant left 🍉 +Alphabet Mafia 🌈 🩷💜💙
🧙🏽‍♀️ 🍃 🌱 🌹
Learn and grow with me 🫶🏽
Profile photo @Minni_Ell.i from Picrew.me
There are folks out here with the cilantro tastes like soap gene… but ordering lavender syrup for their lattes???
#coffee #starbucks #matcha #soap #cilantro #yallweird
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Killing succulents and cacti is honestly crazy work. Ive been seeing succulent slander from “plant enthusiasts” on their 599th cutting of a monstera talking about “they are not beginner friendly”. They store water in their bodies they require the least amount of work 😭😭😭 #plantlovers #succulents
May 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If you see a job listing that asks you to train AI, go ahead and report it. Maybe leave a bad review on the company ☺️ we will not be training our replacements. AT ALL.
#AI #Indeed #JobBoards #employment #training
May 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Information that needs to stop circulating in 2025. *deep inhale* Honey bees are livestock and are a European import from colonization. They compete and transmit disease to native pollinators. The endangerment of bees is due to several factors but it is all manmade. HONEY BEES ARE INVASIVE.
April 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
*watches news and hears about stock market crashing*
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Random thought about Neurodivergence: I refuse to accept the word “Special interest” when its socially acceptable for Neurotypicals to engage in Parasocial relationships of Celebrities/authority figures. NDs are outcasted socially by NTs so sometimes our interests are all we have to cope.
March 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I wanna know if white people are the reason why everything bagels are just goddamn seeds now with no onion and garlic. #bagels #Itsnoteverythingnomo #Crimeagainsthumanity
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Becoming an atheist does not mean you have deconstructed from Christianity.

Conflating someone’s spirituality with organized religion and condemning spirituality as a whole is also projecting the generational trauma of Christianity onto other practices.
March 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Checking in on everyone during the fall of the empire. How we doin today? Did you get some sun? Whatcha up to? Existential dread? Yummy food? What we workin with today?
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Im tired of seeing “plant lovers” on social media with over 500 plants and its all just several monstera plants that they made cuttings of. Wheres my cacti and succulent peeps at? Wheres the cute flowers, and vines? I wanna see true variety!
#plants #plantlovers #indoorplants #Greenwitch
March 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*sips coffee* Tonsil stones are human pearls. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. 🏃🏽‍♀️
March 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The beef between Americans and British people over Keith Lee being victimized by “British cuisine” is carrying me through my existential dread. 🤣😭 Only time I’ll ever feel patriotic. 🦅 🇺🇸 ☠️
February 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Used a VPN to see what the UK is up to on tik tok with a fresh account and its alarming how i am greeted with neo nazi content 🙃
Aside from the hate crimes y’all commit with food are the brits ok? 🤔
#UK #Britain #TikTok #Nazi #Brits
February 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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“hidden signs of autism in girls and women”

idk how hidden they are if my bullies could see them, bud
February 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What can i call this man that’s more satisfying than house slave or Uncle ruckus? I need some picks here help me out. #nyc #lEricadams #DOJ #Democrat #WalkingBallsack

www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Prosecutors file motion to drop corruption charges against NYC Mayor Eric Adams
The Justice Department's motion to drop charges against Mayor Adams ends a days-long public over the decision to abandon the case.
www.cbsnews.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is for my Fibro Girlypop & gumdrops who had the label for #Fibromyalgia cuz doctors ain’t take you seriously. (Das me too). Go to your allergist and get bloodwork for food intolerance/histamine intolerance. Message me if you got questions and see my previous post on hyper mobility. Love u! 🫶🏽
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey my pushin’ 30 squad with the bad kneecaps cuz you are most likely hyper mobile/Neurospicy. Yes you. Bend those knees and get rid of that pelvic anterior tilt you got goin on there it’s killing your lower back. Get through this administration with as much mobility as you possibly can. 🫶🏽
February 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I just got Tik tok back and it genuinely just gives me the Ick.
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Trump on Gaza ceasefire ...
"Cancel it. All bets are off. Let hell break loose."

This F****** idiot has no idea what he is doing. He is a vicious, sick tyrant. America you are better than this. Surely you can not allow this to continue.
February 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fast Food shit, tastes like shit, and too expensive. Just put the MSG back already 😭
February 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I just watched Kendrick’s performance at the super-bowl on Youtube. To say that performance made me happy is an Understatement. 🔥💖
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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People forget that propaganda is actually just a tool, like advertising, that can be used for better and for worse.

They just associate with with only bad stuff because our system is so fucked.
February 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM