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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 2h

It feels like of like Saturday Night Live is the Facebook of comedy shows now.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if Bill Burr would have accepted a gig at Auschwitz in order to bring comedy to oppressed people.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone who is planning on being raptured at any point in the future, I'm available to take possession of your personal property and bank accounts.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 9d

Good to know Hakeem Jeffries is endorsing the criminal who just dropped out of the NYC mayoral race. I hope they figure out why they keep losing to fascists in elections at some point.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 12d

Trump is such a bad speller, he spelled "Jeffrey Epstein" as "Amelia Earhart"

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 13d

This bullet-carving narrative is more and more suspicious to me. Next they'll say these shooters used their powers to write Antifa slogans in the sky.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 17d

Do you know what keeps Tylenol from causing autism? The Epstein files.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 18d

I hear Trump's eulogy was a real banger.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 19d

Having watched White House Plumbers, I can't wait for the inevitable HBO miniseries about how Trump's admin handled the Epstein scandal.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · 21d

Michael Rooker plays my favorite live action Wiley Coyote in Peacemaker. He's great.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'm going on record here. If some clown decides to remake Big Trouble in Little China, they'd best cast Wyatt Russel in the lead.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Sep 6

Was an Epstein witness on that boat? I mean, geez.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 21

Is it petty to hope they name it Donald?

New Moon Discovered Orbiting Uranus Using NASA’s Webb Telescope - NASA Science

Using NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, a team led by the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) has identified a previously unknown moon orbiting Uranus,

science.nasa.gov

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 10

States should take that concentration camp money and build guillotines for the oligarchs with it.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 10

It fascinates me that "innovation" has meant moving from one phone book that lists all the businesses in your area to a bunch of shitty subscription apps that crowd source business reviews.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 4

Do you think if it's proven that Trump is having an affair with Karoline Leavitt, then GOP will will finally be on board for impeachment, or will they require a cigar and a stained dress be involved?

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 1

This will help him get a peace prize.

Trump Orders Nuclear Submarines Near Russia After Medvedev's Warning

Pentagon officials have not confirmed the order, raising questions about military authority in Trump's administration.

ground.news

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 1

I'm told JD Vance is MIA. Has anyone checked between the couch cushions?

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 1

I'm gonna guess there wasn't a single of a cocaine involved. That was all Biden's booger sugar.

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · Aug 1

I interviewed Trump’s former Deputy Press Secy Sarah Matthews this week who said that when Trump is posting to Truth Social every 2 hours overnight, their understanding was that he was indeed up all night rage posting on his phone. Not exactly stable.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 1

The use of the term "Artificial Intelligence" when describing LLMs still gets under my skin. They're just complex statistics programs.

On the other hand, it's also true that the human brain is just a much more complex reactive statistics program.

Still. There's nothing intelligent about it.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Aug 1

I'm obsessed with Death Stranding 2 and want Hideo Kojima to release a full-length version of the song that accompanies this moment.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Jul 31

I am so excited for the Democratic party to continue to learn nothing from the NYC Mayoral race.

Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Jul 28

Absolutely brilliant

Opal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · Jul 27

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Jul 24

I have wondered for a long time if Donald Trump sexually abused Ivanka, and now I'm also wondering if that's in the Epstein files.

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Andrew Miesem @afroninja.bsky.social · Jul 24

Branding: The TrumpStein Files