🗡️The Conqueror🗡️
@agiftofzeus.bsky.social
Middle lower class millennial country bumpkin
BSPH health education & promotion/global health
MPH environmental health sciences
Probably gonna take over the world
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IG: iamzenas
BSPH health education & promotion/global health
MPH environmental health sciences
Probably gonna take over the world
🏃🏿♂️🧶🧫
IG: iamzenas
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New longest run 😤
#MarathonTraining #MaratonDeSantoDomingo #BlackskyFitness #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
#MarathonTraining #MaratonDeSantoDomingo #BlackskyFitness #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
Getting a “wyd” at 1:30 on a Thursday afternoon is crazy.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Getting a “wyd” at 1:30 on a Thursday afternoon is crazy.
All these tweets and skeets about how insane 9” is have me feeling like the king of the world 🤴🏾
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All these tweets and skeets about how insane 9” is have me feeling like the king of the world 🤴🏾
Also here’s to hoping more mm romance books make it to the screen and they produce the “Sadenverse” too 🤞🏾
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Also here’s to hoping more mm romance books make it to the screen and they produce the “Sadenverse” too 🤞🏾
Just starting Heated Rivalry. I wonder if they’ll make a series from the other books in the series.
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just starting Heated Rivalry. I wonder if they’ll make a series from the other books in the series.
Spending the last 12 months in marathon training mode has made me a lightweight 😩
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Spending the last 12 months in marathon training mode has made me a lightweight 😩
It’s been a minute since I’ve had a shower beer but I just had a shower soju and BITCH… I wish I would’ve done that Saturday night instead
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s been a minute since I’ve had a shower beer but I just had a shower soju and BITCH… I wish I would’ve done that Saturday night instead
Reposted by 🗡️The Conqueror🗡️
Like ain’t shit out there keep your ass in the water
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Like ain’t shit out there keep your ass in the water
If I could time travel I would kick this bitch back in the water
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I could time travel I would kick this bitch back in the water
never seen any of you irl
How many BlueSky bodies yall got?
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
never seen any of you irl
What’s y’all’s favorite Thanksgiving clapbacks? 🦃👏🏾
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What’s y’all’s favorite Thanksgiving clapbacks? 🦃👏🏾
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
A coworker just described Friendsgiving as “Thanksgiving but with food you actually wanna eat”…?
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A coworker just described Friendsgiving as “Thanksgiving but with food you actually wanna eat”…?
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Now why did I have a dream I ordered lean at a bar? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Now why did I have a dream I ordered lean at a bar? 😭
Count your days, Quan Millz. What the hell is this 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Count your days, Quan Millz. What the hell is this 😭
Quote with your very first Bluesky post
Irrelevant on Twitter after 13 years. Maybe I’ll be somebody here lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Quote with your very first Bluesky post
Ran a turkey trot half marathon yesterday morning and hit a massive PR for the second time this week!
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ran a turkey trot half marathon yesterday morning and hit a massive PR for the second time this week!
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
My boss just said his 4 and a half month old is 18lbs and 31”.
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My boss just said his 4 and a half month old is 18lbs and 31”.
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
My boss is redoing company emails and asked if I wanted my MPH in my signature…
a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
ALT: a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My boss is redoing company emails and asked if I wanted my MPH in my signature…
Oh yeah I traveled to the DR and ran my first marathon almost a month ago that I’d been training for since December 🏅🇩🇴
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh yeah I traveled to the DR and ran my first marathon almost a month ago that I’d been training for since December 🏅🇩🇴
Accidentally ordered an iced chai and it’s 42° out 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Accidentally ordered an iced chai and it’s 42° out 🥶
I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.
Got invited to a Friendsgiving potluck and I think everyone in attendance is Black, Asian, or Latino so the pressure is on 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Got invited to a Friendsgiving potluck and I think everyone in attendance is Black, Asian, or Latino so the pressure is on 🥲
Posted this on my ig story and now I have orders 🙌🏾 time to learn how to sew in a satin lining
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Posted this on my ig story and now I have orders 🙌🏾 time to learn how to sew in a satin lining
Literally think about all the stuff I’m gonna knit for Christmas gifts for family then by the time I get off work and shower I have almost no drive 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Literally think about all the stuff I’m gonna knit for Christmas gifts for family then by the time I get off work and shower I have almost no drive 😭
This is the most embarrassing, petty, and divisive presidential administration in the history of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is the most embarrassing, petty, and divisive presidential administration in the history of this country
Went out last night with some friends and accidentally left a candle burning in my bathroom and my iron plugged in THE LORD IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 🙌🏾
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Went out last night with some friends and accidentally left a candle burning in my bathroom and my iron plugged in THE LORD IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 🙌🏾