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Agri Ismaïl
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I am complicit in this festival of horrors // wrote a book called Hyper
One of those days where my phone’s facial recognition is like who dis? so I’m definitely not going to be spiraling into an identity crisis
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I forget, did Big Ben Bong for Brexit in the end?
Daily Express: NOW YOU MUST GIVE BRITAIN A PROPER BREXIT #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
this one hits hard 💔💔💔
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Read to find out about why i had to lie about the interior of the Connaught hotel
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
”Along with many others, Coffee House, Graywolf, and Milkweed in particular are known for publishing fiction that would give an ICE agent a stroke”
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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I certainly hope to live long enough to see Stephen Miller imprisoned for his many crimes.
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Jfc can you CHILL OUT
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
you mean i don't have to pay *and* I don't get bombarded with "new AI features and content"? What more could I want?
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
BREAKING: everything. Everything is breaking.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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🎉HYPER by Agri Ismaïl is out today!🎉 👉👉A hypermodern family saga: Dubai luxury malls, algorithms, corded radios, and desperate efforts to locate meaning and identify within the numb isolation of modern immigrant life. A stunning debut by @agri.bsky.social 👈👈
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The Minneapolis videos reminded me of how Blackwater used to operate in Iraq, the same brazen disregard for human life, a similar sense of judicial impunity. And yup sure enough, Foucault’s boomerang is in full swing: theintercept.com/2026/01/03/b...
Blackwater Successor Hunts Immigrants for ICE
Constellis Holdings, which traces its roots to Erik Prince’s mercenary firm Blackwater, landed an ICE contract as a bounty hunter.
theintercept.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I just realised that we’re due another movie in the Up series this year, thank the lord finally something to look forward to
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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An excerpt from HYPER in today's LitHub Daily Fiction. Out next week! 💶💶💶
lithub.com/hyper/ @lithub.com.web.brid.gy
Hyper
A salesman’s hand stretched out towards the prospective buyer, cupped into a universal signifier. His fingers flexed slightly towards the palm, in case Rafiq Hardi Kermanj, the potential future owner …
lithub.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My kid just asked ”what does everything mean”

Kid I don’t fucking know we’re just trying to get through the day here
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it's that time of year again when my dog, already a neurotic bundle of nerves, is stressed out of his mind because he thinks we are now in a war zone when, in fact, the neighbor's kids are just setting off firecrackers a bit early
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone with their best songs of the year and I haven’t seen a single one of you single out a French song about polyamory the chorus of which goes, I swear to god, “vroum-vroum j’suis une polly pocket”
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Aw dang Bardot is dead – every year that batty bint would post some virulently Islamophobic shit just before Eid, I’ve basically lost my most accurate Eid calendar 😢
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
overheard in whatever act of Huis-Clos this household finds itself in: MEPHI STOP LICKING THE INTERNET
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Nån måste skriva en novell om Swish konstråd som bestämmer vilka Swish-kort vi får varje år
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
because white men can't
police their imagination
ai images of violent black men are generated
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM