@ahareaffair.bsky.social
I'm glad Taylor is continuing her journaling adventure publically if that's her thing... but, uh, I dunwanna sing along to a song about Travis Kelcy's dick. It's weird. Thanks
October 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm glad Taylor is continuing her journaling adventure publically if that's her thing... but, uh, I dunwanna sing along to a song about Travis Kelcy's dick. It's weird. Thanks
Was it good for business? Yes. But it was so much better for my soul.
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Was it good for business? Yes. But it was so much better for my soul.
While I might (enjoy) get(ting) in a fight over it, what it did for others is the important part. So. many. people. talked to us about themselves, their families, their loved ones. So many of them walked into our 10x30 ft world and smiled. Their shoulders relaxed. They took photos. They were happy.
September 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
While I might (enjoy) get(ting) in a fight over it, what it did for others is the important part. So. many. people. talked to us about themselves, their families, their loved ones. So many of them walked into our 10x30 ft world and smiled. Their shoulders relaxed. They took photos. They were happy.
The vendor came up multiple times to talk to us & eventually commended "our bravery." I know it was meant to be nice, and it was, but here's the thing. It's not brave. I have a poly family, but I'm not really in danger. The worst thing coming my way from the banner is a Karen - which I would relish
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The vendor came up multiple times to talk to us & eventually commended "our bravery." I know it was meant to be nice, and it was, but here's the thing. It's not brave. I have a poly family, but I'm not really in danger. The worst thing coming my way from the banner is a Karen - which I would relish
Listen I'm not good at character limits - We also had so many people come up with tears in their eyes to thank us for displaying them. One very sweet Grandmother wanted to "just give us money" to support us without buying anything. I "traded" her a trans pride sticker I had instead.
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Listen I'm not good at character limits - We also had so many people come up with tears in their eyes to thank us for displaying them. One very sweet Grandmother wanted to "just give us money" to support us without buying anything. I "traded" her a trans pride sticker I had instead.
This past weekend another vendor asked how our "Protect Trans Folks" and "Abolish ICE" banners affect our business. Well, the people we want in the booth see them and feel safe. And the people we don't want in the booth...in order to keep the others feeling safe...fuck off. It's great actually
September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This past weekend another vendor asked how our "Protect Trans Folks" and "Abolish ICE" banners affect our business. Well, the people we want in the booth see them and feel safe. And the people we don't want in the booth...in order to keep the others feeling safe...fuck off. It's great actually
The most unrealistic thing about the most recent Goosebumps show is a teen in 2023 Brooklyn knowing how to drive stick XD
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The most unrealistic thing about the most recent Goosebumps show is a teen in 2023 Brooklyn knowing how to drive stick XD
When I was little, I read a children's book about WWII & was furious that we turned Jewish immigrants away when they were faced with genocide. Now we're home to the same fascist bullshit. How did we go from a country that didn't want to "knit too German" to actual nazis walking the streets proudly?
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When I was little, I read a children's book about WWII & was furious that we turned Jewish immigrants away when they were faced with genocide. Now we're home to the same fascist bullshit. How did we go from a country that didn't want to "knit too German" to actual nazis walking the streets proudly?
It isn't illegal the sell salmonella contaminated chicken in the US because, "it's the housewife's job to make sure that it is cooked properly." It's been considered a normal part of chicken products. Pressure was put on the USDA to make changes, which they agreed to, & then pulled in April 2025
August 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It isn't illegal the sell salmonella contaminated chicken in the US because, "it's the housewife's job to make sure that it is cooked properly." It's been considered a normal part of chicken products. Pressure was put on the USDA to make changes, which they agreed to, & then pulled in April 2025
If you thought a small explosion in a cemetery was excessive, it was also loaded with lead balls. Unlike many other coffin gimmicks (I'm looking at you bells & vampire cages), it was actually used & did stop a grave robbery in Jan. of 1881. It also stopped a sexton from covering a boy's grave. Oops
August 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you thought a small explosion in a cemetery was excessive, it was also loaded with lead balls. Unlike many other coffin gimmicks (I'm looking at you bells & vampire cages), it was actually used & did stop a grave robbery in Jan. of 1881. It also stopped a sexton from covering a boy's grave. Oops
I love stumbling on weird Ohio on accident. Phillip Clover, of Columbus, submitted a patent for a very Victorian device. A Torpedo Coffin. Yep. Between fear of "the unauthorized resurrection of a corpse" and a society obsessed with funerals, it was a major ...uh... blast. It detonated upon opening.
August 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I love stumbling on weird Ohio on accident. Phillip Clover, of Columbus, submitted a patent for a very Victorian device. A Torpedo Coffin. Yep. Between fear of "the unauthorized resurrection of a corpse" and a society obsessed with funerals, it was a major ...uh... blast. It detonated upon opening.
Y'all should see me editing down Notions Club & bluesky posts. Turning all my "ands" to & and shortening anything I can because I am autistically obligated to tell you everything I can about the thing (& then also my thoughts). Format included for reference.
July 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Y'all should see me editing down Notions Club & bluesky posts. Turning all my "ands" to & and shortening anything I can because I am autistically obligated to tell you everything I can about the thing (& then also my thoughts). Format included for reference.
Hey @visitcolumbuszoo.bsky.social!! This is Jim/Jack Crocks! He(?) was brought to Athens in (maybe) the 20's & lived at The Ridges for years before allegedly going to Columbus Zoo. Is there any record? We talked about him in our Notions Club & I'd love to be able to report back on his adventures.
July 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey @visitcolumbuszoo.bsky.social!! This is Jim/Jack Crocks! He(?) was brought to Athens in (maybe) the 20's & lived at The Ridges for years before allegedly going to Columbus Zoo. Is there any record? We talked about him in our Notions Club & I'd love to be able to report back on his adventures.
Researching weird stuff on the internet used to be one of my favorite things to do. Now I'd gladly throw out router in the ocean until 2028.
July 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Researching weird stuff on the internet used to be one of my favorite things to do. Now I'd gladly throw out router in the ocean until 2028.
TIL that SkeletonWitch is from Athens, Ohio.
July 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TIL that SkeletonWitch is from Athens, Ohio.
Whoever decided that allergy spray should smell floral is an asshole.
June 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Whoever decided that allergy spray should smell floral is an asshole.
@skelleyton.bsky.social This seems like something you need to make
June 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@skelleyton.bsky.social This seems like something you need to make
A conversation my household
Ambi - Do you want to read this space book?
Me - Nah. I don't usually enjoy the space ones as much
Rein from the other room - THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DICKS
Me - There's no dicks in Stormlight Archives & I've read more of that than you
Rein - Moash is a dick
Me - Damn. Touche
Ambi - Do you want to read this space book?
Me - Nah. I don't usually enjoy the space ones as much
Rein from the other room - THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DICKS
Me - There's no dicks in Stormlight Archives & I've read more of that than you
Rein - Moash is a dick
Me - Damn. Touche
June 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A conversation my household
Ambi - Do you want to read this space book?
Me - Nah. I don't usually enjoy the space ones as much
Rein from the other room - THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DICKS
Me - There's no dicks in Stormlight Archives & I've read more of that than you
Rein - Moash is a dick
Me - Damn. Touche
Ambi - Do you want to read this space book?
Me - Nah. I don't usually enjoy the space ones as much
Rein from the other room - THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DICKS
Me - There's no dicks in Stormlight Archives & I've read more of that than you
Rein - Moash is a dick
Me - Damn. Touche
A few years ago, I found out @tiltify.com was hiring a graphic designer and went feral designer mode to finish this ASAP. When I went to submit, the listing was gone, but I found this a few weeks ago and had to share. Turns out charity campaign pages are great for resume organization XD
April 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A few years ago, I found out @tiltify.com was hiring a graphic designer and went feral designer mode to finish this ASAP. When I went to submit, the listing was gone, but I found this a few weeks ago and had to share. Turns out charity campaign pages are great for resume organization XD
Fuck your guns
April 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck your guns
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but please take the moon out of the microwave. The universe is done.
April 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but please take the moon out of the microwave. The universe is done.
A Sunday conversation at Cracker Barrel
“Do you have the chicken pot pie?”
“No ☹️”
“Shepherds pie?”
“You got it!”
*they run out of the roast for Shepards pie*
“How we doing on meatloaf”
“Oh we’ve got meatloaf!”
Kelley “hella meatloaf”
“Hella. Meatloaf.”
“Cool, I’ll have the hella meatloaf.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Do you have the chicken pot pie?”
“No ☹️”
“Shepherds pie?”
“You got it!”
*they run out of the roast for Shepards pie*
“How we doing on meatloaf”
“Oh we’ve got meatloaf!”
Kelley “hella meatloaf”
“Hella. Meatloaf.”
“Cool, I’ll have the hella meatloaf.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A Sunday conversation at Cracker Barrel
“Do you have the chicken pot pie?”
“No ☹️”
“Shepherds pie?”
“You got it!”
*they run out of the roast for Shepards pie*
“How we doing on meatloaf”
“Oh we’ve got meatloaf!”
Kelley “hella meatloaf”
“Hella. Meatloaf.”
“Cool, I’ll have the hella meatloaf.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Do you have the chicken pot pie?”
“No ☹️”
“Shepherds pie?”
“You got it!”
*they run out of the roast for Shepards pie*
“How we doing on meatloaf”
“Oh we’ve got meatloaf!”
Kelley “hella meatloaf”
“Hella. Meatloaf.”
“Cool, I’ll have the hella meatloaf.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Indiana treats roads the way that NYC treats buildings. Patch it. That’s probably fine. 👍🏻
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Indiana treats roads the way that NYC treats buildings. Patch it. That’s probably fine. 👍🏻
Hi I have real shitty allergies.
I blew my nose today and my septum ring snapped open.
I cleaned it off and went to put it back in...
And dropped it down the vent in the floor.
It was my favorite.
coolcoolcoolcoolcool
I blew my nose today and my septum ring snapped open.
I cleaned it off and went to put it back in...
And dropped it down the vent in the floor.
It was my favorite.
coolcoolcoolcoolcool
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hi I have real shitty allergies.
I blew my nose today and my septum ring snapped open.
I cleaned it off and went to put it back in...
And dropped it down the vent in the floor.
It was my favorite.
coolcoolcoolcoolcool
I blew my nose today and my septum ring snapped open.
I cleaned it off and went to put it back in...
And dropped it down the vent in the floor.
It was my favorite.
coolcoolcoolcoolcool