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@aidenhoho.bsky.social
Here for a Bluesky time, not a long-sigh time😂
2026 Ins and Outs
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2026 Ins and Outs
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Life is sorta like Halloween. We’re all hiding behind masks, fumbling around in the dark and sometimes even having some wonderful vivacious sex when we bump into one another, but LORD are we all truly and existentially scared!🎃
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Life is sorta like Halloween. We’re all hiding behind masks, fumbling around in the dark and sometimes even having some wonderful vivacious sex when we bump into one another, but LORD are we all truly and existentially scared!🎃
Dude, you gotta join the FaceBook group I moderate that interprets the ending to Click (2006) as a positive one. Our spirituality convos go 🅱️razy - I can’t even remember WHAT’S ironic anymore!🫨
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dude, you gotta join the FaceBook group I moderate that interprets the ending to Click (2006) as a positive one. Our spirituality convos go 🅱️razy - I can’t even remember WHAT’S ironic anymore!🫨
Any other millennials heading to the Seattle NBA YoungBoy show tonight? Me and a couple Kirkland residents are looking to put together a carpool
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Any other millennials heading to the Seattle NBA YoungBoy show tonight? Me and a couple Kirkland residents are looking to put together a carpool
Looking back on this BlueSky, and feels like perhaps the emoji chosen was faulty. IRL horrors are not to be laughed at. There is nothing “camp” about people’s lives.
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Looking back on this BlueSky, and feels like perhaps the emoji chosen was faulty. IRL horrors are not to be laughed at. There is nothing “camp” about people’s lives.
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?
Water did not taste this way pre-2016.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Water did not taste this way pre-2016.
It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app
My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️
Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.
Wish you was down here.
Wish you was down here.
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.
Wish you was down here.
Wish you was down here.
@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7
The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.
Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower
They should invent an Ulta Beauty but instead of makeup and skincare product they have lots and lots of the yummiest and most biggest cookies ever
September 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They should invent an Ulta Beauty but instead of makeup and skincare product they have lots and lots of the yummiest and most biggest cookies ever
You met me at a very anorexic time in my life
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You met me at a very anorexic time in my life
Working at Taco Bell really unlocked origami for me
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Working at Taco Bell really unlocked origami for me
I’m hearing reports that the orange disaster may have finally passed…
Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.
We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.
Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.
We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m hearing reports that the orange disaster may have finally passed…
Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.
We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.
Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.
We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.
Genuinely feel in my heart that if I wanted to kidnap JD Vance I could have him in the back of a van by like Saturday afternoon
August 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Genuinely feel in my heart that if I wanted to kidnap JD Vance I could have him in the back of a van by like Saturday afternoon
I was f*cking in both of this. And? Truth of dare, I would dare to say: it is many times good.
one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you
Gay Brothers (2024)
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August 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I was f*cking in both of this. And? Truth of dare, I would dare to say: it is many times good.