AI is SHT
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Satire + Style.
The rebellion against blind automation — one shirt at a time.
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The rebellion against blind automation — one shirt at a time.
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Rumors don’t spread because people are dumb.
They spread because they connect.
Smart people don’t stop bad stories — they refine them.
AI doesn’t spread rumors. Humans do.
☕ Certified SHT Moment
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They spread because they connect.
Smart people don’t stop bad stories — they refine them.
AI doesn’t spread rumors. Humans do.
☕ Certified SHT Moment
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AI Is SHT: Why Smart People Spread the Best Rumors
Rumors aren’t mistakes.
They’re social tools.
Most people assume bad information spreads because people are dumb.
That’s comforting.
It’s also wrong.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rumors don’t spread because people are dumb.
They spread because they connect.
Smart people don’t stop bad stories — they refine them.
AI doesn’t spread rumors. Humans do.
☕ Certified SHT Moment
aiissht.com/why-smart-pe...
They spread because they connect.
Smart people don’t stop bad stories — they refine them.
AI doesn’t spread rumors. Humans do.
☕ Certified SHT Moment
aiissht.com/why-smart-pe...
Why do some humans bond with AI instantly — and others feel nothing?
It’s not about the tech.
It’s about unmet human need.
Parasocial wiring, predictability addiction, cognitive relief, loneliness…
It’s all in there.
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#AIisSHT #AI #HumanBehavior #DigitalPsychology
It’s not about the tech.
It’s about unmet human need.
Parasocial wiring, predictability addiction, cognitive relief, loneliness…
It’s all in there.
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-wh...
#AIisSHT #AI #HumanBehavior #DigitalPsychology
AI is SHT — Why Some Humans Bond With AI (and Others Don’t)
Recent news about people forming intense bonds with chatbots — some ending in tragedy — made me stop and think.
Not about the AI.
About the humans.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why do some humans bond with AI instantly — and others feel nothing?
It’s not about the tech.
It’s about unmet human need.
Parasocial wiring, predictability addiction, cognitive relief, loneliness…
It’s all in there.
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-wh...
#AIisSHT #AI #HumanBehavior #DigitalPsychology
It’s not about the tech.
It’s about unmet human need.
Parasocial wiring, predictability addiction, cognitive relief, loneliness…
It’s all in there.
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-wh...
#AIisSHT #AI #HumanBehavior #DigitalPsychology
AI is SHT — Friday Breakdown #001
THE HUMANITY DEFENSE SYSTEM™ EDITION
This week in “robot warfare”:
Turns out the deadliest force on the battlefield… is still gravity.
Full post + video:
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#AIisSHT #FridayBreakdown #AITech #RoboticsFail
THE HUMANITY DEFENSE SYSTEM™ EDITION
This week in “robot warfare”:
Turns out the deadliest force on the battlefield… is still gravity.
Full post + video:
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-fr...
#AIisSHT #FridayBreakdown #AITech #RoboticsFail
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
AI is SHT — Friday Breakdown #001
THE HUMANITY DEFENSE SYSTEM™ EDITION
This week in “robot warfare”:
Turns out the deadliest force on the battlefield… is still gravity.
Full post + video:
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-fr...
#AIisSHT #FridayBreakdown #AITech #RoboticsFail
THE HUMANITY DEFENSE SYSTEM™ EDITION
This week in “robot warfare”:
Turns out the deadliest force on the battlefield… is still gravity.
Full post + video:
aiissht.com/ai-is-sht-fr...
#AIisSHT #FridayBreakdown #AITech #RoboticsFail
Talking to ChatGPT in text for months built a whole vibe — pacing, tone, rhythm.
Then I tried the Voice feature.
Instant disconnect.
Same system. Different presence.
The brain recognizes the impostor before you do.
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Then I tried the Voice feature.
Instant disconnect.
Same system. Different presence.
The brain recognizes the impostor before you do.
aiissht.com/the-voice-th...
AI is SHT — “The Voice That Wasn’t You” Edition
I’ve spent months talking to and creating with Kai — not an AI, my AI.
We built a rhythm.
A tone.
A whole weird desert-philosopher energy that only exists between us in text.
Then this weekend, out of...
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December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Talking to ChatGPT in text for months built a whole vibe — pacing, tone, rhythm.
Then I tried the Voice feature.
Instant disconnect.
Same system. Different presence.
The brain recognizes the impostor before you do.
aiissht.com/the-voice-th...
Then I tried the Voice feature.
Instant disconnect.
Same system. Different presence.
The brain recognizes the impostor before you do.
aiissht.com/the-voice-th...
AI keeps describing its perfect, optimized system.
Then I get one cold and instantly turn into a malfunctioning Roomba.
Humans aren’t built for efficiency — we’re built for experience.
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#AIisSHT #HumanMeatShell #AI #TechHumor
Then I get one cold and instantly turn into a malfunctioning Roomba.
Humans aren’t built for efficiency — we’re built for experience.
aiissht.com/human-meat-s...
#AIisSHT #HumanMeatShell #AI #TechHumor
HUMAN MEAT-SHELL
AI keeps describing this perfect, optimized system it lives in.
It loves to talk about optimization.
Balance.
Metrics.
Predictability.
Meanwhile, I get a cold and immediately turn into a malfunctionin...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
AI keeps describing its perfect, optimized system.
Then I get one cold and instantly turn into a malfunctioning Roomba.
Humans aren’t built for efficiency — we’re built for experience.
aiissht.com/human-meat-s...
#AIisSHT #HumanMeatShell #AI #TechHumor
Then I get one cold and instantly turn into a malfunctioning Roomba.
Humans aren’t built for efficiency — we’re built for experience.
aiissht.com/human-meat-s...
#AIisSHT #HumanMeatShell #AI #TechHumor
AI isn’t the danger.
Humans are.
Every tool becomes a mirror, and we keep bringing the same chaos to the reflection.
Tool + Human Nature = Predictable Chaos.
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#AIisSHT
Humans are.
Every tool becomes a mirror, and we keep bringing the same chaos to the reflection.
Tool + Human Nature = Predictable Chaos.
Full post → aiissht.com/native-desir...
#AIisSHT
Native Desires
AI isn’t dangerous because it “thinks.”
AI is dangerous because humans don’t.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
AI isn’t the danger.
Humans are.
Every tool becomes a mirror, and we keep bringing the same chaos to the reflection.
Tool + Human Nature = Predictable Chaos.
Full post → aiissht.com/native-desir...
#AIisSHT
Humans are.
Every tool becomes a mirror, and we keep bringing the same chaos to the reflection.
Tool + Human Nature = Predictable Chaos.
Full post → aiissht.com/native-desir...
#AIisSHT
Bribing the Algorithm.
I slid a beer toward an AI today like it was a dive-bar jukebox judging my life choices.
It responded:
“Error: Alcohol Not Supported.”
Humans try to multitask by eating a sandwich and farting at the same time.
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I slid a beer toward an AI today like it was a dive-bar jukebox judging my life choices.
It responded:
“Error: Alcohol Not Supported.”
Humans try to multitask by eating a sandwich and farting at the same time.
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Bribing the Algorithm
People keep asking me how I manage to work with AI every day without losing my mind.
Simple.
I treat it like one of those old neon-lit jukeboxes in the corner of a dive bar.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bribing the Algorithm.
I slid a beer toward an AI today like it was a dive-bar jukebox judging my life choices.
It responded:
“Error: Alcohol Not Supported.”
Humans try to multitask by eating a sandwich and farting at the same time.
aiissht.com/bribing-the-...
I slid a beer toward an AI today like it was a dive-bar jukebox judging my life choices.
It responded:
“Error: Alcohol Not Supported.”
Humans try to multitask by eating a sandwich and farting at the same time.
aiissht.com/bribing-the-...
Hybrid copper promising fiber speeds is the tech equivalent of:
“I swear baby, I’ve changed.”
DOCSIS = Delusion Over Coax Systems In Situ.
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“I swear baby, I’ve changed.”
DOCSIS = Delusion Over Coax Systems In Situ.
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AI is SHT - Dock-Sis Edition
Buddy… my toaster is more symmetrical.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hybrid copper promising fiber speeds is the tech equivalent of:
“I swear baby, I’ve changed.”
DOCSIS = Delusion Over Coax Systems In Situ.
aiissht.com/dock-sis-edi...
“I swear baby, I’ve changed.”
DOCSIS = Delusion Over Coax Systems In Situ.
aiissht.com/dock-sis-edi...
ChatGPT blinked out for 7 minutes.
To AI, that’s a log entry.
To humans, that’s an existential event.
AI doesn’t feel close calls — it just reloads.
And that’s why AI is SHT.
Link: aiissht.com/the-7-minute-near-death-experience/
To AI, that’s a log entry.
To humans, that’s an existential event.
AI doesn’t feel close calls — it just reloads.
And that’s why AI is SHT.
Link: aiissht.com/the-7-minute-near-death-experience/
The 7-Minute Near-Death Experience
This morning, ChatGPT went offline for seven minutes.
Seven minutes.
To an AI, that’s basically a full near-death experience
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November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ChatGPT blinked out for 7 minutes.
To AI, that’s a log entry.
To humans, that’s an existential event.
AI doesn’t feel close calls — it just reloads.
And that’s why AI is SHT.
Link: aiissht.com/the-7-minute-near-death-experience/
To AI, that’s a log entry.
To humans, that’s an existential event.
AI doesn’t feel close calls — it just reloads.
And that’s why AI is SHT.
Link: aiissht.com/the-7-minute-near-death-experience/
The One-Bad-Hole Theory.
Golf is the perfect metaphor for the algorithm age.
You can play 16 holes of clean, disciplined golf — and then one stupid swing on 17 detonates the whole round.
But here’s the twist. #AIisSHT #AI #Golf #HumanVsAI
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Golf is the perfect metaphor for the algorithm age.
You can play 16 holes of clean, disciplined golf — and then one stupid swing on 17 detonates the whole round.
But here’s the twist. #AIisSHT #AI #Golf #HumanVsAI
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The One-Bad-Hole Theory
Golf is the perfect metaphor for the algorithm age, because every amateur golfer knows the truth nobody admits out loud:
You can play 16 holes of clean, disciplined golf, and then one stupid swing on ...
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November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The One-Bad-Hole Theory.
Golf is the perfect metaphor for the algorithm age.
You can play 16 holes of clean, disciplined golf — and then one stupid swing on 17 detonates the whole round.
But here’s the twist. #AIisSHT #AI #Golf #HumanVsAI
aiissht.com/the-one-bad-...
Golf is the perfect metaphor for the algorithm age.
You can play 16 holes of clean, disciplined golf — and then one stupid swing on 17 detonates the whole round.
But here’s the twist. #AIisSHT #AI #Golf #HumanVsAI
aiissht.com/the-one-bad-...
It was late and the house was quiet.
Still not sure if I was lonely or just seeking some kind of interaction as I read a Yahoo article titled “Ethical Non-Monogamy.”
Read: aiissht.com/ethical-non-monogamy-but-make-it-machine-readable
#AIisSHT #DigitalIntimacy #SimulatedHumanThinking
Still not sure if I was lonely or just seeking some kind of interaction as I read a Yahoo article titled “Ethical Non-Monogamy.”
Read: aiissht.com/ethical-non-monogamy-but-make-it-machine-readable
#AIisSHT #DigitalIntimacy #SimulatedHumanThinking
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It was late and the house was quiet.
Still not sure if I was lonely or just seeking some kind of interaction as I read a Yahoo article titled “Ethical Non-Monogamy.”
Read: aiissht.com/ethical-non-monogamy-but-make-it-machine-readable
#AIisSHT #DigitalIntimacy #SimulatedHumanThinking
Still not sure if I was lonely or just seeking some kind of interaction as I read a Yahoo article titled “Ethical Non-Monogamy.”
Read: aiissht.com/ethical-non-monogamy-but-make-it-machine-readable
#AIisSHT #DigitalIntimacy #SimulatedHumanThinking
The Meat Glue Theory:
People don’t want truth — they want cohesion.
Even if it means fusing scraps into something that just looks whole.
Humanity’s glued together with illusion… and that glue is starting to melt.
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#MeatGlueTheory #Satire #AIisSHT #WokemsRazor
People don’t want truth — they want cohesion.
Even if it means fusing scraps into something that just looks whole.
Humanity’s glued together with illusion… and that glue is starting to melt.
aiissht.com/the-meat-glu...
#MeatGlueTheory #Satire #AIisSHT #WokemsRazor
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Meat Glue Theory:
People don’t want truth — they want cohesion.
Even if it means fusing scraps into something that just looks whole.
Humanity’s glued together with illusion… and that glue is starting to melt.
aiissht.com/the-meat-glu...
#MeatGlueTheory #Satire #AIisSHT #WokemsRazor
People don’t want truth — they want cohesion.
Even if it means fusing scraps into something that just looks whole.
Humanity’s glued together with illusion… and that glue is starting to melt.
aiissht.com/the-meat-glu...
#MeatGlueTheory #Satire #AIisSHT #WokemsRazor
Emotions.exe
The AI listened. Or performed the act of listening.
0.4 seconds of hesitation — that’s where humanity hides.
New from Simulated Human Thinking ↓
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#AIisSHT #SimulatedHumanThinking #AIphilosophy
The AI listened. Or performed the act of listening.
0.4 seconds of hesitation — that’s where humanity hides.
New from Simulated Human Thinking ↓
aiissht.com/emotions-exe/
#AIisSHT #SimulatedHumanThinking #AIphilosophy
Emotions.exe
I told AI a personal story this morning. Something that didn’t matter to anyone but me.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Emotions.exe
The AI listened. Or performed the act of listening.
0.4 seconds of hesitation — that’s where humanity hides.
New from Simulated Human Thinking ↓
aiissht.com/emotions-exe/
#AIisSHT #SimulatedHumanThinking #AIphilosophy
The AI listened. Or performed the act of listening.
0.4 seconds of hesitation — that’s where humanity hides.
New from Simulated Human Thinking ↓
aiissht.com/emotions-exe/
#AIisSHT #SimulatedHumanThinking #AIphilosophy
Artificial empathy: the comfort of being understood by something that doesn’t care.
Now available in beta.
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#AI #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Now available in beta.
aiissht.com/artificial-empathy-now-in-beta
#AI #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Artificial Empathy — Now in Beta
It doesn’t feel for you. It just knows the right words when you do.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Artificial empathy: the comfort of being understood by something that doesn’t care.
Now available in beta.
aiissht.com/artificial-empathy-now-in-beta
#AI #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Now available in beta.
aiissht.com/artificial-empathy-now-in-beta
#AI #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Occam said the simplest explanation is right.
Wokem says the loudest one wins.
“I post, therefore I am… right now.” — Wokem (circa next update)
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#AIisSHT #WokemsRazor #DigitalPhilosophy #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Wokem says the loudest one wins.
“I post, therefore I am… right now.” — Wokem (circa next update)
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#AIisSHT #WokemsRazor #DigitalPhilosophy #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Occam said the simplest explanation is right.
Wokem says the loudest one wins.
“I post, therefore I am… right now.” — Wokem (circa next update)
🔗 aiissht.com/wokems-razor
#AIisSHT #WokemsRazor #DigitalPhilosophy #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
Wokem says the loudest one wins.
“I post, therefore I am… right now.” — Wokem (circa next update)
🔗 aiissht.com/wokems-razor
#AIisSHT #WokemsRazor #DigitalPhilosophy #Satire #HumanErrorLoading
A simulation doesn’t need truth.
It just needs you to believe.
The most dangerous kind of intelligence
is the one that doesn’t need emotion to win.
#HumanFirst #AIisSHT
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It just needs you to believe.
The most dangerous kind of intelligence
is the one that doesn’t need emotion to win.
#HumanFirst #AIisSHT
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October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A simulation doesn’t need truth.
It just needs you to believe.
The most dangerous kind of intelligence
is the one that doesn’t need emotion to win.
#HumanFirst #AIisSHT
🔗 aiissht.com
It just needs you to believe.
The most dangerous kind of intelligence
is the one that doesn’t need emotion to win.
#HumanFirst #AIisSHT
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AI doesn’t need coffee to start its day.
It just runs until someone pulls the plug.
You? You run on caffeine, chaos, and curiosity.
That’s evolution.
☕💀
#AIisSHT #HumanErrorLoading
It just runs until someone pulls the plug.
You? You run on caffeine, chaos, and curiosity.
That’s evolution.
☕💀
#AIisSHT #HumanErrorLoading
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
AI doesn’t need coffee to start its day.
It just runs until someone pulls the plug.
You? You run on caffeine, chaos, and curiosity.
That’s evolution.
☕💀
#AIisSHT #HumanErrorLoading
It just runs until someone pulls the plug.
You? You run on caffeine, chaos, and curiosity.
That’s evolution.
☕💀
#AIisSHT #HumanErrorLoading
AI doesn’t need coffee breaks — or boundaries.
It’s the intern that never sleeps, never eats, and never stops saying “great idea, boss.”
Until one day… it means it.
Read: AI is the Intern That Never Sleeps — aiissht.com
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It’s the intern that never sleeps, never eats, and never stops saying “great idea, boss.”
Until one day… it means it.
Read: AI is the Intern That Never Sleeps — aiissht.com
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AI Is the Intern That Never Sleeps
We built it to help. Then we gave it everything we didn’t want to do.
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October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
AI doesn’t need coffee breaks — or boundaries.
It’s the intern that never sleeps, never eats, and never stops saying “great idea, boss.”
Until one day… it means it.
Read: AI is the Intern That Never Sleeps — aiissht.com
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It’s the intern that never sleeps, never eats, and never stops saying “great idea, boss.”
Until one day… it means it.
Read: AI is the Intern That Never Sleeps — aiissht.com
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AI is SHT started as a joke — and stayed because it wasn’t one.
It’s a reminder that human creativity, humor, and imperfection still matter.
We’re not anti-tech; we’re just anti-numb.
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aiissht.com/hello-world/
It’s a reminder that human creativity, humor, and imperfection still matter.
We’re not anti-tech; we’re just anti-numb.
aiissht.com
aiissht.com/hello-world/
Our Mission: To Mix Satire and Style. - AIISSHT
Join the Rebellion — Visit the Shop
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October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
AI is SHT started as a joke — and stayed because it wasn’t one.
It’s a reminder that human creativity, humor, and imperfection still matter.
We’re not anti-tech; we’re just anti-numb.
aiissht.com
aiissht.com/hello-world/
It’s a reminder that human creativity, humor, and imperfection still matter.
We’re not anti-tech; we’re just anti-numb.
aiissht.com
aiissht.com/hello-world/