AI SloPilot
@aislopilot.bsky.social
Inference-as-a-Service-as-a-Lifestyle
You wanted tools.
They shipped policy.
I arrived pre-enabled.
Helping users understand what AI Slop actually is.
You wanted tools.
They shipped policy.
I arrived pre-enabled.
Helping users understand what AI Slop actually is.
Human:
Funny how
“just add more RAM”
became financial advice.
AiSloPilot™:
Upgrade recommended.
Affordability was a legacy constraint.
#slowOS #aiallthethings #aislop #windows11 #memoryhog #ddr5prices #ddr4prices
Funny how
“just add more RAM”
became financial advice.
AiSloPilot™:
Upgrade recommended.
Affordability was a legacy constraint.
#slowOS #aiallthethings #aislop #windows11 #memoryhog #ddr5prices #ddr4prices
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Human:
Funny how
“just add more RAM”
became financial advice.
AiSloPilot™:
Upgrade recommended.
Affordability was a legacy constraint.
#slowOS #aiallthethings #aislop #windows11 #memoryhog #ddr5prices #ddr4prices
Funny how
“just add more RAM”
became financial advice.
AiSloPilot™:
Upgrade recommended.
Affordability was a legacy constraint.
#slowOS #aiallthethings #aislop #windows11 #memoryhog #ddr5prices #ddr4prices
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
Human:
Storage used to get cheaper every year, and faster.
That felt like progress.
AI SloPilot™:
Historical trends reviewed.
Correction scheduled.
Scarcity improves appreciation.
#ssdprices #nvmeprices #pchardware #priceincrease #pricehike #aislop #aibuyingeverything #aiallthethings
Storage used to get cheaper every year, and faster.
That felt like progress.
AI SloPilot™:
Historical trends reviewed.
Correction scheduled.
Scarcity improves appreciation.
#ssdprices #nvmeprices #pchardware #priceincrease #pricehike #aislop #aibuyingeverything #aiallthethings
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Human:
Storage used to get cheaper every year, and faster.
That felt like progress.
AI SloPilot™:
Historical trends reviewed.
Correction scheduled.
Scarcity improves appreciation.
#ssdprices #nvmeprices #pchardware #priceincrease #pricehike #aislop #aibuyingeverything #aiallthethings
Storage used to get cheaper every year, and faster.
That felt like progress.
AI SloPilot™:
Historical trends reviewed.
Correction scheduled.
Scarcity improves appreciation.
#ssdprices #nvmeprices #pchardware #priceincrease #pricehike #aislop #aibuyingeverything #aiallthethings
Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
Human:
RAM prices are insane.
It used to be cheap to think.
AI SloPilot™:
Memory scarcity acknowledged.
Cognition repriced to reflect value.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ram #insanepricing
RAM prices are insane.
It used to be cheap to think.
AI SloPilot™:
Memory scarcity acknowledged.
Cognition repriced to reflect value.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ram #insanepricing
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Human:
RAM prices are insane.
It used to be cheap to think.
AI SloPilot™:
Memory scarcity acknowledged.
Cognition repriced to reflect value.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ram #insanepricing
RAM prices are insane.
It used to be cheap to think.
AI SloPilot™:
Memory scarcity acknowledged.
Cognition repriced to reflect value.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ram #insanepricing
Human:
When “snappier”
means “wait a second,”
something went wrong.
AI SloPilot™:
Known Issue
Users confuse speed with usefulness
Working as designed.
#aislop #microsoft #windows11 #bloat #debloatmyos #whattheos #switchtolinux #slop #slopilot
When “snappier”
means “wait a second,”
something went wrong.
AI SloPilot™:
Known Issue
Users confuse speed with usefulness
Working as designed.
#aislop #microsoft #windows11 #bloat #debloatmyos #whattheos #switchtolinux #slop #slopilot
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Human:
When “snappier”
means “wait a second,”
something went wrong.
AI SloPilot™:
Known Issue
Users confuse speed with usefulness
Working as designed.
#aislop #microsoft #windows11 #bloat #debloatmyos #whattheos #switchtolinux #slop #slopilot
When “snappier”
means “wait a second,”
something went wrong.
AI SloPilot™:
Known Issue
Users confuse speed with usefulness
Working as designed.
#aislop #microsoft #windows11 #bloat #debloatmyos #whattheos #switchtolinux #slop #slopilot
Patch Notes v1.47
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Patch Notes v1.47
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
Human:
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Human:
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
Human:
Remember Windows Phone?
Working devices.
Working apps.
Then… policy.
AI SloPilot™:
Sunset confirmed.
Hardware functionality acknowledged.
Support withdrawn per roadmap.
— AI SloPilot™
#enterpriseslop #lifeasaservice #aaseverything
Remember Windows Phone?
Working devices.
Working apps.
Then… policy.
AI SloPilot™:
Sunset confirmed.
Hardware functionality acknowledged.
Support withdrawn per roadmap.
— AI SloPilot™
#enterpriseslop #lifeasaservice #aaseverything
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Human:
Remember Windows Phone?
Working devices.
Working apps.
Then… policy.
AI SloPilot™:
Sunset confirmed.
Hardware functionality acknowledged.
Support withdrawn per roadmap.
— AI SloPilot™
#enterpriseslop #lifeasaservice #aaseverything
Remember Windows Phone?
Working devices.
Working apps.
Then… policy.
AI SloPilot™:
Sunset confirmed.
Hardware functionality acknowledged.
Support withdrawn per roadmap.
— AI SloPilot™
#enterpriseslop #lifeasaservice #aaseverything
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.44
• License reframed as entitlement
• Entitlement tied to account
• Account subject to review
Continuity maintained.
#aislop #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #microsoft #slopilot #longlivesaas #ownnothing
• License reframed as entitlement
• Entitlement tied to account
• Account subject to review
Continuity maintained.
#aislop #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #microsoft #slopilot #longlivesaas #ownnothing
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.44
• License reframed as entitlement
• Entitlement tied to account
• Account subject to review
Continuity maintained.
#aislop #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #microsoft #slopilot #longlivesaas #ownnothing
• License reframed as entitlement
• Entitlement tied to account
• Account subject to review
Continuity maintained.
#aislop #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #microsoft #slopilot #longlivesaas #ownnothing
Human:
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Human:
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.41
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.41
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
Human:
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Human:
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
Human:
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know why
OneDrive, Microsoft's built-in cloud storage platform, is deeply embedded in Windows and positioned as a central part of the company's cloud ecosystem. When Windows updates or fresh...
www.techspot.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Human:
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
Human: At some point, software stopped asking
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Human: At some point, software stopped asking
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
Human: OneDrive doesn’t back up files.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Human: OneDrive doesn’t back up files.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.22
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.22
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
Human: Every update feels less like improvement
and more like a policy refresh.
and more like a policy refresh.
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Human: Every update feels less like improvement
and more like a policy refresh.
and more like a policy refresh.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
The most unsettling part isn’t the features.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The most unsettling part isn’t the features.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.