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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦

@ajharris.bsky.social

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Cooking from scratch is my protest song. Medical physics grad, dog lover, AV tech, coder. I mask and vaccinate because being sick is miserable. Russia can’t make you fight: http://visitukraine.today/blog/928/how-n…

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · Sep 10

In the American tradition I will recite the sacred words of the NRA: now is not the time for politics, our thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Kirk and his family, guns don’t kill people

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 2h

lol, well at least this bribe is going to benefit pedestrians and cyclists for a change

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 2h

They know, they also know the footage is going to be boring as hell and won’t get them ratings

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 4h

bsky.app/profile/riot...

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12h

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Kid Rock wearing pink and looking stupid.

A porta potty that matches the pink of his ugly ass shirt.

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 16h

Also, it’s interesting over the past year how riot cop has gone from meaning a cop with gear at a riot to a cop causing a riot

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 16h

Wow, I’ve never realized how much every riot cop ever looks like an NPC before.

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 16h

Sustainably and fair trade

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 16h

Holy shit, I would be terrified and I have been around pet rats!

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 17h

See, I was worried that Charlie Kirk being murdered would prevent a good faith discussion of how white people are intrinsically superior to black people, but turns out that’s not a problem.

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 17h

Out of interest I did an analysis (I’m trying to start a career in data science). Starting from today and working backwards to get to 4000 murder victims in Chicago you wind up at victim 1 in September 2019. 6 years is, I admit, not a long time on a geological scale…

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 17h

Dangerous driving too, that would be points off their license if it were a city cop

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 17h

If there’s anything he knows, it’s stupid.

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 17h

The thing that really bothers me is how much money they have and how cheap they bought him.

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 18h

Sounds like a good experiment. Do it, let’s see how that goes.

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 21h

Donald Trump says the protesters are all “paid anarchists”. I don’t think he understands anarchy.

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

Just the word tuba is enough to set my earworm off

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Fleetwood Mac - Tusk (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

And now I’ve got Tusk playing on a loop in my head again 😖

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

There should be a way to flag ads on @amazonprime.bsky.social so I don’t have to sit through ads, for things I will never buy because I’m not the target market, that are 6dB louder than the program I’m watching. This is the internet, what are you doing?

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

Are the soybeans trans? Because I thought that soy meant effeminate and gay and not alpha

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

He?

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

It is so goddamn funny that it’s an open and shut case and he’s going to walk because of incompetence oozing down from the top

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

Which, if I were deaf, would not be so bad. I could use a burger.

🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

I’m thinking more quadruple decker cheeseburgers and kid rock

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

All of the food would be perfectly rectangular

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🇨🇦 Andrew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 1d

“Don’t confuse something I think with something I think is funny to say” — Jim Jeffries

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?

A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.

What To Know About NSPM-7

On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads...

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