allison joy
@ajpthomas.bsky.social
u.s history teacher; psl via detroit; nerd; childless cat lady; she/her
me: *sends out an automated message for each assignment students are missing*
student: MISS!!! you just emailed me 28 times!!! stop blowing up my phone!!!
me: maybe if you did your work on time, i wouldn’t have to send you messages reminding you to turn in your work.
#iteach
student: MISS!!! you just emailed me 28 times!!! stop blowing up my phone!!!
me: maybe if you did your work on time, i wouldn’t have to send you messages reminding you to turn in your work.
#iteach
January 27, 2026 at 5:03 PM
me: *sends out an automated message for each assignment students are missing*
student: MISS!!! you just emailed me 28 times!!! stop blowing up my phone!!!
me: maybe if you did your work on time, i wouldn’t have to send you messages reminding you to turn in your work.
#iteach
student: MISS!!! you just emailed me 28 times!!! stop blowing up my phone!!!
me: maybe if you did your work on time, i wouldn’t have to send you messages reminding you to turn in your work.
#iteach
very excited to be spending my day teaching reading comp 1 to the palm beach cta. we are teaching about the science of reading to help our teachers learn how to teach their students to read and succeed. #unionstrong #aft #readingisrocketscience
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
very excited to be spending my day teaching reading comp 1 to the palm beach cta. we are teaching about the science of reading to help our teachers learn how to teach their students to read and succeed. #unionstrong #aft #readingisrocketscience
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
okay, i understand that it is going to be legitimately cold tomorrow but the amount of messages my school has sent out reminding parents to bundle up their kids is getting a little ridiculous.
how many are just going to turn this into a four-day weekend?
how many are just going to turn this into a four-day weekend?
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
okay, i understand that it is going to be legitimately cold tomorrow but the amount of messages my school has sent out reminding parents to bundle up their kids is getting a little ridiculous.
how many are just going to turn this into a four-day weekend?
how many are just going to turn this into a four-day weekend?
me:*making some changes to my lms webpage html*
student: wow! you can code?!?! that’s so cool!!
me: i can do basic html with a lot of help from the internet.
student: i could never.
me: get a myspace page.
#iteach
student: wow! you can code?!?! that’s so cool!!
me: i can do basic html with a lot of help from the internet.
student: i could never.
me: get a myspace page.
#iteach
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
me:*making some changes to my lms webpage html*
student: wow! you can code?!?! that’s so cool!!
me: i can do basic html with a lot of help from the internet.
student: i could never.
me: get a myspace page.
#iteach
student: wow! you can code?!?! that’s so cool!!
me: i can do basic html with a lot of help from the internet.
student: i could never.
me: get a myspace page.
#iteach
#univeralyums france box: schaal double twist truffles dark chocolate with ganache filling
o.m.g. so good. so decadent. is there anything better than a truffle?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
o.m.g. so good. so decadent. is there anything better than a truffle?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
#univeralyums france box: schaal double twist truffles dark chocolate with ganache filling
o.m.g. so good. so decadent. is there anything better than a truffle?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
o.m.g. so good. so decadent. is there anything better than a truffle?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
currently reading: morning star by pierce brown
already liking this one more than the last. it feels like there is purpose.
#booklyapp #booksky
already liking this one more than the last. it feels like there is purpose.
#booklyapp #booksky
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
currently reading: morning star by pierce brown
already liking this one more than the last. it feels like there is purpose.
#booklyapp #booksky
already liking this one more than the last. it feels like there is purpose.
#booklyapp #booksky
why did i choose to take a class on a saturday? like, i’m excited to learn things but i so need a nap today.
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
why did i choose to take a class on a saturday? like, i’m excited to learn things but i so need a nap today.
the quote of the day from my breathing app is one of my favorite parts of my day. and who doesn’t love an iron man quote? #mindllama
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
the quote of the day from my breathing app is one of my favorite parts of my day. and who doesn’t love an iron man quote? #mindllama
finished reading: golden son by pierce brown ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
didn’t like it as much as red rising but i want to know where it goes.
the characters are getting older and making their own choices. but i felt like this was an interlude and not a complete story.
great world building.
#booklyapp #booksky
didn’t like it as much as red rising but i want to know where it goes.
the characters are getting older and making their own choices. but i felt like this was an interlude and not a complete story.
great world building.
#booklyapp #booksky
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
finished reading: golden son by pierce brown ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
didn’t like it as much as red rising but i want to know where it goes.
the characters are getting older and making their own choices. but i felt like this was an interlude and not a complete story.
great world building.
#booklyapp #booksky
didn’t like it as much as red rising but i want to know where it goes.
the characters are getting older and making their own choices. but i felt like this was an interlude and not a complete story.
great world building.
#booklyapp #booksky
trying this whole doctor’s appointment thing again. got here so early, if they deny me this time, i’ll revolt.
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
trying this whole doctor’s appointment thing again. got here so early, if they deny me this time, i’ll revolt.
well, @agent8899.bsky.social and i are going to have a great night. she made a beautiful charcuterie board.
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
well, @agent8899.bsky.social and i are going to have a great night. she made a beautiful charcuterie board.
why does a nice shower fix everything? even though i’ve had a long last two days, i feel amazing right now. but also ready to curl up in my own bed.
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
why does a nice shower fix everything? even though i’ve had a long last two days, i feel amazing right now. but also ready to curl up in my own bed.
okay, trying all of this again. trying to get home via a different route. hopefully, today is the day.
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
okay, trying all of this again. trying to get home via a different route. hopefully, today is the day.
i guess florida doesn’t want me. i should have rescheduled my flight earlier and enjoyed the evening. i guess ill try again in the morning.
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i guess florida doesn’t want me. i should have rescheduled my flight earlier and enjoyed the evening. i guess ill try again in the morning.
my flight has been delayed now for over three hours. i have to say to all the parents of littles: you are amazing. i haven’t seen one meltdown; only loads of adorable toddling. i wish i could give you more than praise because i know it’s not easy.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
my flight has been delayed now for over three hours. i have to say to all the parents of littles: you are amazing. i haven’t seen one meltdown; only loads of adorable toddling. i wish i could give you more than praise because i know it’s not easy.
listening to the pantry pick: chips ahoy! episode of the #mates podcast. people definitely think i’m crazy laughing to myself. “you’re mother was a saint!”
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
listening to the pantry pick: chips ahoy! episode of the #mates podcast. people definitely think i’m crazy laughing to myself. “you’re mother was a saint!”
best part about being home for the holidays (besides family)? the lebanese food. would it kill the treasure coast to get a decent shawarma joint?
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
best part about being home for the holidays (besides family)? the lebanese food. would it kill the treasure coast to get a decent shawarma joint?
the sign of a good christmas morning. #happyholidays #kids
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the sign of a good christmas morning. #happyholidays #kids
some people really do go all out. they posted a playlist and everything. the street is filled with cars.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
some people really do go all out. they posted a playlist and everything. the street is filled with cars.
things i’m learning this morning: my phone can recognize me with glasses. it can recognize me with a mask. but it can recognize me with both. a+b≠c
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
things i’m learning this morning: my phone can recognize me with glasses. it can recognize me with a mask. but it can recognize me with both. a+b≠c
i love getting to the airport before the desk agents or even tsa. #holidaytravel
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
i love getting to the airport before the desk agents or even tsa. #holidaytravel
my favorite part of the last day of school before winter break is walking into the wawa and seeing three other teachers in their holiday pajamas and a “i can make it through four hours today” look in their eyes. #iteach
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my favorite part of the last day of school before winter break is walking into the wawa and seeing three other teachers in their holiday pajamas and a “i can make it through four hours today” look in their eyes. #iteach