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Alex Jalex
@ajsillystring.bsky.social
Silly goose on the loose 🪿
Assistant? Nah, this is my supervisor
February 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
IT'S A GREAT DAY, CHAT!

There were 15 sausages in my soup 🥰🥰
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Guys be cool, my wife is here now 🤭💖
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mlem 🙂
February 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Kay this might be wayyyy too specific for anyone to understand but the way Leo has his hand on Brittney's neck in Love is Blind when they meet each other is exactly how I pictured Ambrose holding Fela in the Archives in Name of the Wind 🤮
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Birds can't be that different 😅
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yusssssss 👏👏👏
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This hits so hard
February 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I made like one solid chicken and rice dish and now I'm convinced I can make duck
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I wish I was that cool 😎
February 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I do have a nicotine patch, but it is the lowest potency available
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is my third day off vaping and I feel suspiciously fine 🤔 I think (hope) the worst of the withdrawals passed when I was reducing my nicotine intake
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why did I put on Love is Blind? Wtf is this show? Why does Leo suck so hard?
February 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Ohhhhh my god i ran a quick errand and didn't buy an iced coffee? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die.

she is never caught.
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
For real tho, too exhausted to be polite anymore
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My knees hurt and I crave cheese
February 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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i will DIE ON THIS HILL
#handembroidery #audiobooks
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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✷ TRASH ANIMALS ✷
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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A reminder that fiction — books, film, games, what have you — is always political. The willful absence of “politics” in any work is itself a political choice and a political act. Who gets to tell (and sell) stories is political. It might be an undercurrent — covert, not overt. But it’s there.
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Even the cheats in Sims 2 are nostalgic, like why do I miss typing "boolprop" so much
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is it cringe to use two emojis in a row 🤔🤔 I can't keep up
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lol don't tell my boss 😂😂 (she literally would not care)
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I looooooove when my partner shaves my undercut 😍😍
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM