Sometimes I stare at the wall wondering what I’m doing with my life. Then I remember the UN still exists.
#GlobalExistentialCrisis #DoingNothingTogether #akaderneon
#GlobalExistentialCrisis #DoingNothingTogether #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sometimes I stare at the wall wondering what I’m doing with my life. Then I remember the UN still exists.
#GlobalExistentialCrisis #DoingNothingTogether #akaderneon
#GlobalExistentialCrisis #DoingNothingTogether #akaderneon
I wake up every morning and choose chaos. The UN wakes up and chooses “strong condemnation.”
#WordsWithoutFire #CondemnAndChill #akaderneon
#WordsWithoutFire #CondemnAndChill #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I wake up every morning and choose chaos. The UN wakes up and chooses “strong condemnation.”
#WordsWithoutFire #CondemnAndChill #akaderneon
#WordsWithoutFire #CondemnAndChill #akaderneon
My sense of justice is unstable and moody—basically modeled after UN Security Council voting behavior.
#VetoMood #SelectiveMorality #akaderneon
#VetoMood #SelectiveMorality #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My sense of justice is unstable and moody—basically modeled after UN Security Council voting behavior.
#VetoMood #SelectiveMorality #akaderneon
#VetoMood #SelectiveMorality #akaderneon
I once called out someone in a WhatsApp group. The UN took 5 years to call out a genocide. Who’s the real activist now?
#ZeroUrgency #JusticeByCommittee #akaderneon
#ZeroUrgency #JusticeByCommittee #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I once called out someone in a WhatsApp group. The UN took 5 years to call out a genocide. Who’s the real activist now?
#ZeroUrgency #JusticeByCommittee #akaderneon
#ZeroUrgency #JusticeByCommittee #akaderneon
I’ve been avoiding therapy like the UN avoids actually addressing mental health in war zones.
#WeAllNeedHelp #ButFirstPaperwork #akaderneon
#WeAllNeedHelp #ButFirstPaperwork #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’ve been avoiding therapy like the UN avoids actually addressing mental health in war zones.
#WeAllNeedHelp #ButFirstPaperwork #akaderneon
#WeAllNeedHelp #ButFirstPaperwork #akaderneon
Me: overwhelmed, burned out, and ignored.
UN: exactly the same, but with more flags.
#MentalBreakSummit #DepressedButRecognized #akaderneon
UN: exactly the same, but with more flags.
#MentalBreakSummit #DepressedButRecognized #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Me: overwhelmed, burned out, and ignored.
UN: exactly the same, but with more flags.
#MentalBreakSummit #DepressedButRecognized #akaderneon
UN: exactly the same, but with more flags.
#MentalBreakSummit #DepressedButRecognized #akaderneon
They told me education is the key. Meanwhile, the UN’s been jiggling that key since 1945 and the door’s still locked.
#AccessDenied #GlobalLiteracyTheories #akaderneon
#AccessDenied #GlobalLiteracyTheories #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
They told me education is the key. Meanwhile, the UN’s been jiggling that key since 1945 and the door’s still locked.
#AccessDenied #GlobalLiteracyTheories #akaderneon
#AccessDenied #GlobalLiteracyTheories #akaderneon
I failed math in school, but the UN failed entire education systems while writing reports in perfect grammar.
#WellWrittenFailures #DiplomaticDropouts #akaderneon
#WellWrittenFailures #DiplomaticDropouts #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I failed math in school, but the UN failed entire education systems while writing reports in perfect grammar.
#WellWrittenFailures #DiplomaticDropouts #akaderneon
#WellWrittenFailures #DiplomaticDropouts #akaderneon
I once planted a cactus and felt like a hero. The UN planted 43 agreements and watered none.
#GreenwashedLife #EcoResolutionsOnly #akaderneon
#GreenwashedLife #EcoResolutionsOnly #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I once planted a cactus and felt like a hero. The UN planted 43 agreements and watered none.
#GreenwashedLife #EcoResolutionsOnly #akaderneon
#GreenwashedLife #EcoResolutionsOnly #akaderneon
I leave my fan on 24/7. The UN holds climate summits 24/7. We both contribute to global warming—me with heat, them with hot air.
#SustainableExcuses #ClimateConferenceCool #akaderneon
#SustainableExcuses #ClimateConferenceCool #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I leave my fan on 24/7. The UN holds climate summits 24/7. We both contribute to global warming—me with heat, them with hot air.
#SustainableExcuses #ClimateConferenceCool #akaderneon
#SustainableExcuses #ClimateConferenceCool #akaderneon
Used to think I was chaotic and unstructured. Then I looked at UN climate plans and felt… organized.
#EcoDisasterSupportGroup #SavingNothingTogether #akaderneon
#EcoDisasterSupportGroup #SavingNothingTogether #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Used to think I was chaotic and unstructured. Then I looked at UN climate plans and felt… organized.
#EcoDisasterSupportGroup #SavingNothingTogether #akaderneon
#EcoDisasterSupportGroup #SavingNothingTogether #akaderneon
My fitness routine is as solid as a UN peacekeeping promise: full of intention, zero implementation.
#StrongOnPaper #ResolutionWithoutAbs #akaderneon
#StrongOnPaper #ResolutionWithoutAbs #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My fitness routine is as solid as a UN peacekeeping promise: full of intention, zero implementation.
#StrongOnPaper #ResolutionWithoutAbs #akaderneon
#StrongOnPaper #ResolutionWithoutAbs #akaderneon
I’ve been ignoring my responsibilities like the UN ignores veto reform—consistently, proudly, internationally.
#SelfGovernedMess #NoProgressAlliance #akaderneon
#SelfGovernedMess #NoProgressAlliance #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’ve been ignoring my responsibilities like the UN ignores veto reform—consistently, proudly, internationally.
#SelfGovernedMess #NoProgressAlliance #akaderneon
#SelfGovernedMess #NoProgressAlliance #akaderneon
My brain in the morning: frozen, useless, and full of outdated protocols. Basically, a UN archive.
#NotUpdatedSince1995 #MentalSanctions #akaderneon
#NotUpdatedSince1995 #MentalSanctions #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My brain in the morning: frozen, useless, and full of outdated protocols. Basically, a UN archive.
#NotUpdatedSince1995 #MentalSanctions #akaderneon
#NotUpdatedSince1995 #MentalSanctions #akaderneon
I once spent 3 hours deciding between two T-shirt colors. The UN spent 30 years deciding whether genocide is “technically genocide.”
#DecisionFatigue #BureaucracyTwins #akaderneon
#DecisionFatigue #BureaucracyTwins #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I once spent 3 hours deciding between two T-shirt colors. The UN spent 30 years deciding whether genocide is “technically genocide.”
#DecisionFatigue #BureaucracyTwins #akaderneon
#DecisionFatigue #BureaucracyTwins #akaderneon
Sometimes I look at how long it takes me to reply to messages and wonder if I’m a UN subcommittee.
#PendingSinceForever #InboxDiplomacy #akaderneon
#PendingSinceForever #InboxDiplomacy #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sometimes I look at how long it takes me to reply to messages and wonder if I’m a UN subcommittee.
#PendingSinceForever #InboxDiplomacy #akaderneon
#PendingSinceForever #InboxDiplomacy #akaderneon
My communication style: avoid conflict, nod a lot, and never solve anything. Basically, I’m a UN ambassador.
#TalkButNoWalk #UNvibesOnly #akaderneon
#TalkButNoWalk #UNvibesOnly #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My communication style: avoid conflict, nod a lot, and never solve anything. Basically, I’m a UN ambassador.
#TalkButNoWalk #UNvibesOnly #akaderneon
#TalkButNoWalk #UNvibesOnly #akaderneon
Living off instant noodles while the UN lives off indefinite debates. We both survive, barely.
#NourishedByNothing #DiplomaticDiet #akaderneon
#NourishedByNothing #DiplomaticDiet #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Living off instant noodles while the UN lives off indefinite debates. We both survive, barely.
#NourishedByNothing #DiplomaticDiet #akaderneon
#NourishedByNothing #DiplomaticDiet #akaderneon
My room’s been a disaster zone for months. If the UN won’t fix actual war zones, I guess I’m safe.
#MessWithDignity #PeacekeepingMyCloset #akaderneon
#MessWithDignity #PeacekeepingMyCloset #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My room’s been a disaster zone for months. If the UN won’t fix actual war zones, I guess I’m safe.
#MessWithDignity #PeacekeepingMyCloset #akaderneon
#MessWithDignity #PeacekeepingMyCloset #akaderneon
I postpone laundry like the UN postpones resolutions. At least I’m in sync with international standards.
#ProLevelProcrastinator #GlobalDelays #akaderneon
#ProLevelProcrastinator #GlobalDelays #akaderneon
June 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I postpone laundry like the UN postpones resolutions. At least I’m in sync with international standards.
#ProLevelProcrastinator #GlobalDelays #akaderneon
#ProLevelProcrastinator #GlobalDelays #akaderneon
1. Education is more than books.
It’s about good people, good places, and the right environment.
When these align, outcomes aren’t just better — they’re transformational. ✨📚 #EducationMatters #akaderneon #dreamer #edu #knowledge
It’s about good people, good places, and the right environment.
When these align, outcomes aren’t just better — they’re transformational. ✨📚 #EducationMatters #akaderneon #dreamer #edu #knowledge
May 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. Education is more than books.
It’s about good people, good places, and the right environment.
When these align, outcomes aren’t just better — they’re transformational. ✨📚 #EducationMatters #akaderneon #dreamer #edu #knowledge
It’s about good people, good places, and the right environment.
When these align, outcomes aren’t just better — they’re transformational. ✨📚 #EducationMatters #akaderneon #dreamer #edu #knowledge
March 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Academic conferences: Where every session title sounds groundbreaking, but you leave wondering if anything actually changed. #TheIllusionOfProgress #akaderneon #academics #progress
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Academic conferences: Where every session title sounds groundbreaking, but you leave wondering if anything actually changed. #TheIllusionOfProgress #akaderneon #academics #progress
The real conference experience? Rushing to the airport because the only affordable flight leaves before the closing remarks. #AcademicLife #akaderneon #abulvai #dreamer #conferences #academics
February 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The real conference experience? Rushing to the airport because the only affordable flight leaves before the closing remarks. #AcademicLife #akaderneon #abulvai #dreamer #conferences #academics
Academic poster sessions: Where you stand awkwardly next to your research while people avoid eye contact. #IntrovertsParadise #akaderneon #dreamer
February 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Academic poster sessions: Where you stand awkwardly next to your research while people avoid eye contact. #IntrovertsParadise #akaderneon #dreamer