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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Sep 4

The year book is epic.

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abciview on Instagram: ""Spot the idiot." 😅 Shaun Micallef’s Eve of Destruction - Stream now on ABC iview and ABC TV. #EveOfDestructionTV #TonyMartin #Sch…"

"Spot the idiot." 😅 Shaun Micallef’s Eve of Destruction - Stream now on ABC iview and ABC TV. #EveOfDestructionTV #TonyMartin #School #YearBook

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Jul 31

Are they saying booo or boo-urns?

two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "

ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · May 17

Carpark absolutely empty.... Why bother parking next to me?

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · May 3

Seems like a good chunk of Australians did good today.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · May 3

Kind reminder to the public about the risks of voting for Mr Potato Head. Queenslanders appeared to not get it in their last state election. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

Queensland government set to increases fees, including vehicle registration - ABC News

All Queensland government fees and charges, including vehicle registration, will be hiked by 3.4 per cent from next financial year.

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Apr 25

Do you think there is a risk to unleashing Rita if I was to open this up?

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Apr 21

An idea: Instead of firing J. Powell, let’s fire J. Trump.

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Apr 21

Nope. No blue check mark for me.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Apr 9

For some reason I have 2 odd socks. Don't seem to be able to find a pair.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Mar 8

House appears to have a real problem keeping tabs on their stock if they have to continually have stocktake sales and close for stocktake.

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Steve Desch @deschscoveries.bsky.social · Dec 20

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Dec 19

I found Nemo!

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Dec 6

Honestly thought I'd see @microsoft.com follow at least one person back by now.

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Nov 13

Welcome

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Media Spy @mediaspy.org · Nov 13

<taps microphone>

Is this thing on?

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Oct 26

Folks are dumb where I come from....

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Sep 1

I hope it's like Johnny Cab in Total Recall...

https://gizmodo.com/here-we-go-again-elon-musk-reportedly-plans-to-unveil-tesla-robotaxi-at-warner-bros-studios-lot-2000493561

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Aug 22

Man.... What a big bugger. Now I need to clean my wall damnit.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Aug 20

Imagine being so incompetent as an organisation that you consider taking legal action due to your own screw up because someone won't bend the rules for you...

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/aug/20/nsw-liberals-decide-against-suing-electoral-commission-over-election-bungle

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Aug 4

Wife being away.... Thought this would be easy. Sick of takeout with a number of days left until MasterChef's return, I said stuff it.

Nobody has died yet....

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Aug 4

Buys gift for wife. Forgets that card is linked to joint account.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Aug 3

Posting everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. #openvibe

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Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Jun 20

Someone couldn't be bothered to activate this copy of windows on an arcade machine at Timezone.

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · Jun 8

Who got time for social media?

Alan Cramer @alan.cramer.id.au · May 22

#RIPmyDMs