Alan Hait ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ
@alanhait.bsky.social
Enjoying life, friends, films, sunshine and orchids. #OldMovieWeirdo and #TCMParty enthusiast. Charter member, Henry Morgan Fan Club.
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Pay more taxes?
Iโd settle for plain old โpay taxesโ.
Iโd settle for plain old โpay taxesโ.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Pay more taxes?
Iโd settle for plain old โpay taxesโ.
Iโd settle for plain old โpay taxesโ.
Amen, brother
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Amen, brother
Mark Goodson inda house!
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Mark Goodson inda house!
โBlanche Boulder, the White Rock Girlโ!
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
โBlanche Boulder, the White Rock Girlโ!
Take it back!
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Take it back!
I'm not a doctor, but why is she on her back after spinal surgery? #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I'm not a doctor, but why is she on her back after spinal surgery? #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I think Lieutenant Data and Mr Spock are more fun. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I think Lieutenant Data and Mr Spock are more fun. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
Man, if I were one of these students in her hospital room, Iโd grab another pillow and save the world from her vinegary persona. With multiple guys in the room, they could never make the charges stick. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Man, if I were one of these students in her hospital room, Iโd grab another pillow and save the world from her vinegary persona. With multiple guys in the room, they could never make the charges stick. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
Mauriceโs #Yiddish is quite good. The only demerit: he has a Poylischer accent. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Mauriceโs #Yiddish is quite good. The only demerit: he has a Poylischer accent. #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
โLiberty Hillโ sounds like an armed encampment of the Posse Comitatus #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
โLiberty Hillโ sounds like an armed encampment of the Posse Comitatus #GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
The โsharp pain in the backโ in #GoodMorningMissDove is the direct descendant of Kayโs #DoughOfDoom in MILDRED PIERCE. #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The โsharp pain in the backโ in #GoodMorningMissDove is the direct descendant of Kayโs #DoughOfDoom in MILDRED PIERCE. #TCMParty
Doesnโt Captain Jack Harkness count?
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January 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Doesnโt Captain Jack Harkness count?
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The ad copy is almost as gooey as the caramel - "Baby Ruth candy helps Jewish mothers build up their children's health for 'The World of Tomorrow'...." See, it's really a health food!
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The ad copy is almost as gooey as the caramel - "Baby Ruth candy helps Jewish mothers build up their children's health for 'The World of Tomorrow'...." See, it's really a health food!
They'd better be!
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
They'd better be!
I was doing some research online and found the 1939 World's Fair souvenir edition of the Jewish Daily Forward. Baby Ruth welcomes you to the fair!
"Baby Ruth candy is a delightful snack... eat a piece every day!"
"Baby Ruth candy is a delightful snack... eat a piece every day!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I was doing some research online and found the 1939 World's Fair souvenir edition of the Jewish Daily Forward. Baby Ruth welcomes you to the fair!
"Baby Ruth candy is a delightful snack... eat a piece every day!"
"Baby Ruth candy is a delightful snack... eat a piece every day!"
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q: What did the chicken say when she laid square egg?
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A. โOUCH!โ ๐
#ThePrincessBride #TCMParty
Q: What did the chicken say when she laid square egg?
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A. โOUCH!โ ๐
#ThePrincessBride #TCMParty
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q: What did the chicken say when she laid square egg?
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A. โOUCH!โ ๐
#ThePrincessBride #TCMParty
Q: What did the chicken say when she laid square egg?
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A. โOUCH!โ ๐
#ThePrincessBride #TCMParty
Wow. Thatโs even worse than โreservingโ a parking space with a folding aluminum lawn chair. (Which I used to see with some frequency in South Philly.)
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Wow. Thatโs even worse than โreservingโ a parking space with a folding aluminum lawn chair. (Which I used to see with some frequency in South Philly.)
Gus Glitz, Mr Game Show!
1987 Mr. Game Show Commercial
YouTube video by Commander Retro
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Gus Glitz, Mr Game Show!
I canโt even imagine a Milky Way this big:
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I canโt even imagine a Milky Way this big:
I guess Iโm surprised that MGM loaned out Walter Pidgeon to Twentieth for #HowGreenWasMyValley #TCMParty
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I guess Iโm surprised that MGM loaned out Walter Pidgeon to Twentieth for #HowGreenWasMyValley #TCMParty