Alanis King
@alanisnking.bsky.social
The cat lady who drives cars. I also wrote a book about F1. If you want more car stuff, you should watch my YouTube channel 💙 (she/her)
All it took to get me to watch the NFL was calling a retired grandfather and asking him to play with no notice
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
All it took to get me to watch the NFL was calling a retired grandfather and asking him to play with no notice
I keep taking selfies with this Polestar 4, looking at them, and going “Oh! My face is flaking like a croissant from my new face cream!”
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I keep taking selfies with this Polestar 4, looking at them, and going “Oh! My face is flaking like a croissant from my new face cream!”
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 expert
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Polestar 4 expert
I shared my new shoes on the timeline but didn’t share my new necklace. Here it is
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I shared my new shoes on the timeline but didn’t share my new necklace. Here it is
Bluesky won’t let me upload my 2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped, I think because the video is too good.
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
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2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped 💚
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December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bluesky won’t let me upload my 2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped, I think because the video is too good.
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
I walked into the mall last week and found these shoes for $13
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I walked into the mall last week and found these shoes for $13
Today, I posted a video on the Mazda MX-5, which I filmed with my dear friend Tsutomu “Tom” Matano (1947-2025). It fills me with such love and joy and grief to watch.
Tom is the reason we have the Miata. I hope you enjoy the video and his passion.
Tom: I love you. Thank you.
youtu.be/hUoQpmhWmfQ
Tom is the reason we have the Miata. I hope you enjoy the video and his passion.
Tom: I love you. Thank you.
youtu.be/hUoQpmhWmfQ
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Today, I posted a video on the Mazda MX-5, which I filmed with my dear friend Tsutomu “Tom” Matano (1947-2025). It fills me with such love and joy and grief to watch.
Tom is the reason we have the Miata. I hope you enjoy the video and his passion.
Tom: I love you. Thank you.
youtu.be/hUoQpmhWmfQ
Tom is the reason we have the Miata. I hope you enjoy the video and his passion.
Tom: I love you. Thank you.
youtu.be/hUoQpmhWmfQ
My Polestar 4 loaner for the week says “EXPERT EXPERIENCE” down the side of it, which must mean I’m the expert
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My Polestar 4 loaner for the week says “EXPERT EXPERIENCE” down the side of it, which must mean I’m the expert
I just realized that I never shared my video on one of the best SUVs on the market: the Lexus RX500h
youtu.be/6CAKosSNwhA
youtu.be/6CAKosSNwhA
Lexus RX 500h: Why Does Lexus Sell Millions of These?
YouTube video by Alanis King
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just realized that I never shared my video on one of the best SUVs on the market: the Lexus RX500h
youtu.be/6CAKosSNwhA
youtu.be/6CAKosSNwhA
I only watch one NFL game per year (Super Bowl), but last night, my husband said: “Did you know the Colts have no quarterbacks left, and they had to call a literal grandfather who retired five years ago to play with no notice?”
This rocks. I’m sat. I’m obsessed. Hell yeah
This rocks. I’m sat. I’m obsessed. Hell yeah
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I only watch one NFL game per year (Super Bowl), but last night, my husband said: “Did you know the Colts have no quarterbacks left, and they had to call a literal grandfather who retired five years ago to play with no notice?”
This rocks. I’m sat. I’m obsessed. Hell yeah
This rocks. I’m sat. I’m obsessed. Hell yeah
I’m a Mustang driver again!
I rarely get review cars twice. But the last time I had this one, an unexpected emergency kept me from fully filming the car. I called Ford, and they were like: “Dude, no stress, we’ll bring it back.”
That means it’s Mustang time again! Thanks Ford!
I rarely get review cars twice. But the last time I had this one, an unexpected emergency kept me from fully filming the car. I called Ford, and they were like: “Dude, no stress, we’ll bring it back.”
That means it’s Mustang time again! Thanks Ford!
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m a Mustang driver again!
I rarely get review cars twice. But the last time I had this one, an unexpected emergency kept me from fully filming the car. I called Ford, and they were like: “Dude, no stress, we’ll bring it back.”
That means it’s Mustang time again! Thanks Ford!
I rarely get review cars twice. But the last time I had this one, an unexpected emergency kept me from fully filming the car. I called Ford, and they were like: “Dude, no stress, we’ll bring it back.”
That means it’s Mustang time again! Thanks Ford!
If you need something to watch now that NAScourt is over, I have a new Ford Bronco video where I show you how to disassemble the car (on purpose)
youtu.be/Yhsbgoe9zNM
youtu.be/Yhsbgoe9zNM
James May Is Wrong About the Ford Bronco
YouTube video by Alanis King
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you need something to watch now that NAScourt is over, I have a new Ford Bronco video where I show you how to disassemble the car (on purpose)
youtu.be/Yhsbgoe9zNM
youtu.be/Yhsbgoe9zNM
“Holy season” at 8:14 a.m. is peak bobs guy
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“Holy season” at 8:14 a.m. is peak bobs guy
I have one (1) loaner Ford Bronco and zero (0) teams in the CFP
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have one (1) loaner Ford Bronco and zero (0) teams in the CFP
My favorite thing to do with a Ford Bronco is randomly remove the fenders (yes, they’re supposed to do that)
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My favorite thing to do with a Ford Bronco is randomly remove the fenders (yes, they’re supposed to do that)
I like removing the Ford Bronco’s roof hatch and pretending like I’m emerging from a deep-sea submarine
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I like removing the Ford Bronco’s roof hatch and pretending like I’m emerging from a deep-sea submarine
Wild to watch Max Verstappen come back into contention and almost win the F1 title this year
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Wild to watch Max Verstappen come back into contention and almost win the F1 title this year
We have reached the point in NAScourt where my friends who aren’t NASCAR fans are calling me to discuss the case
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have reached the point in NAScourt where my friends who aren’t NASCAR fans are calling me to discuss the case
I recently took a Volvo XC60 to the beach to talk about why it’s the best-selling model in Volvo’s history.
I edited the video this week. Hope you enjoy it 🧡
youtu.be/SIb9lzskS0I
I edited the video this week. Hope you enjoy it 🧡
youtu.be/SIb9lzskS0I
Volvo XC60: Why It’s the Best-Selling Volvo in History
YouTube video by Alanis King
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I recently took a Volvo XC60 to the beach to talk about why it’s the best-selling model in Volvo’s history.
I edited the video this week. Hope you enjoy it 🧡
youtu.be/SIb9lzskS0I
I edited the video this week. Hope you enjoy it 🧡
youtu.be/SIb9lzskS0I
Me for the foreseeable future
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me for the foreseeable future
I’ve been editing YouTube videos all day, but I emerged to find a Bronco in my driveway
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’ve been editing YouTube videos all day, but I emerged to find a Bronco in my driveway
The lights are so beautiful this time of year ❤️🎄
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The lights are so beautiful this time of year ❤️🎄
Me whippin the Miata every November
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me whippin the Miata every November
I drive a Mazdaspeed Miata, it’s crispy cool weather for my turbo, Texas football won, and I’m listening to 2000s emo music.
Smiling through it all! I can’t believe this is my life!
Smiling through it all! I can’t believe this is my life!
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I drive a Mazdaspeed Miata, it’s crispy cool weather for my turbo, Texas football won, and I’m listening to 2000s emo music.
Smiling through it all! I can’t believe this is my life!
Smiling through it all! I can’t believe this is my life!