Alan Zilberman
@alanzilberman.bsky.social
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Film critic at Washington City Paper
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Good God, Lemon, why would you go there? So you can chat with a fireman’s son? The Saudi government already gifted me a bejeweled bone saw, what more do you need?
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which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
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The influence of The American Petroleum Institute and the National Automobile Dealers Association is hard to shake, and they have a vested interest in maintaining our dependence on fossil fuels.
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I hope you and Ramona see it! Would love to know what you think.
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If I ever program a film festival, I want to call it “For True Sickos only.” Stuff that is *actually* subversive and upsetting, rather than the geek shows that genre fans embrace easily.

No screening would be a success unless there was at least one walkout.
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I don’t get quoted in trailers as often as my colleagues, but when I do, it is for gloriously tasteless films.

(cc @crooked-marquee.bsky.social).

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“AI is here to stay” is the new “I’ve done my own research.”
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I loved Raoul Peck’s “I Am Not Your Negro,” so I was disappointed and frustrated by his follow-up “2+2=5,” a documentary about George Orwell’s prescience that makes the kind of connections and insight you might find in a mediocre high school term paper.
Did You Know Today’s Politicians Sound Orwellian? A New Documentary Doesn’t Think You’re Smart Enough to Make That Connection.
In Orwell: 2 + 2 = 5, director Raoul Peck explores the legacy of the dystopian novelist with all the depth of a term paper.
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He needs to trim those sideburns.
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I don’t get quoted in trailers as often as my colleagues, but when I do, it is for gloriously tasteless films.

(cc @crooked-marquee.bsky.social).

youtu.be/qoLmJZ9suAk?...
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We all have our Ralphie moments.
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Last week I watched The Last Slumber Party, now I’m watching The Slumber Party Massacre. Damn it, the continuity has me all confused.
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I’m no expert, but the subtext is their mass layoff bluff has failed.
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This is indistinguishable from a Kendall Roy pep talk.
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Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
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Review to come, but this was facile and didactic to a fault. Put another way:

The doc told me to reject the evidence of my critical thinking skills. It was its final, most essential command.
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Tonight I see 2+2=5, the new documentary about George Orwell, while living in DC during a shutdown and *waves hands* all THIS. The Q&A after will be moderated by Terry Moran, who was fired from ABC News for describing Stephen Miller accurately.

Does “Orwellian” even have any use? Guess I’ll see!
alanzilberman.bsky.social
Tonight I see 2+2=5, the new documentary about George Orwell, while living in DC during a shutdown and *waves hands* all THIS. The Q&A after will be moderated by Terry Moran, who was fired from ABC News for describing Stephen Miller accurately.

Does “Orwellian” even have any use? Guess I’ll see!
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If Michael Mann makes a sequel to The Insider, Kate McKinnon should play Bari Weiss (they used to date). Just imagine the award narratives!
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If only I’d known this earlier.