leoleo ♡ alastoe hoove licker
@alastorsrealwife.bsky.social
she / they
alastor riako & soulbonder !! he's my husband (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
alastor riako & soulbonder !! he's my husband (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
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Alastor: "is this fucking book about me?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Alastor: "is this fucking book about me?"
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Holiday reminder!
Do not shame/scold your young relatives Thursday if they do not show you affection.
You do not have the right to hugs or kisses.
Teach consent early by showing them you value theirs.
I like to say “Good to see you! Do you want to gimme a hug? or a high 5?” If they say no, cool.
Do not shame/scold your young relatives Thursday if they do not show you affection.
You do not have the right to hugs or kisses.
Teach consent early by showing them you value theirs.
I like to say “Good to see you! Do you want to gimme a hug? or a high 5?” If they say no, cool.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Holiday reminder!
Do not shame/scold your young relatives Thursday if they do not show you affection.
You do not have the right to hugs or kisses.
Teach consent early by showing them you value theirs.
I like to say “Good to see you! Do you want to gimme a hug? or a high 5?” If they say no, cool.
Do not shame/scold your young relatives Thursday if they do not show you affection.
You do not have the right to hugs or kisses.
Teach consent early by showing them you value theirs.
I like to say “Good to see you! Do you want to gimme a hug? or a high 5?” If they say no, cool.
hes so pretty i love him so much
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hes so pretty i love him so much
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#HazbinHotelshtag/HazbinHotel" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HazbinHotelIt's A Deal (S2E4)
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November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
#HazbinHotelshtag/HazbinHotel" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HazbinHotelIt's A Deal (S2E4)
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November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Clarification: That's what season 3 is about *for Alastor*.
I literally dont know what happens to the other characters in season 3 LOL
I literally dont know what happens to the other characters in season 3 LOL
Hazbin Hotel Star on THAT Finale Twist. “That’s What Season 3 is About.” [Exclusive]
Whatever happens, Talai is confident that the answers will be worth the wait, confirming the finale twist was merely the opening act.
comicbook.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Clarification: That's what season 3 is about *for Alastor*.
I literally dont know what happens to the other characters in season 3 LOL
I literally dont know what happens to the other characters in season 3 LOL
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Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
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Loved the episodes this week! #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelspoilers #humanalastor #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotel
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Loved the episodes this week! #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelspoilers #humanalastor #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotel
NGH
Loved the episodes this week! #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelspoilers #humanalastor #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotel
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
NGH
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if you crop that image so it's only showing 2 fingers it tells a very different story LMAO
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if you crop that image so it's only showing 2 fingers it tells a very different story LMAO
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October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
July 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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yesterday a young dude came up and he said "hey see that girl all the way over there, that's my gf, will you gesture to her to come to your table, she's nervous."
I spotted her kinda hiding behind a friend like 30 yards away.
I went 🖕🏽and she came over.
#ThisIsAmirica
I spotted her kinda hiding behind a friend like 30 yards away.
I went 🖕🏽and she came over.
#ThisIsAmirica
I stole this photo of @amirtalai.bsky.social that someone took at Raleigh and use it to flip people off almost daily.
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
yesterday a young dude came up and he said "hey see that girl all the way over there, that's my gf, will you gesture to her to come to your table, she's nervous."
I spotted her kinda hiding behind a friend like 30 yards away.
I went 🖕🏽and she came over.
#ThisIsAmirica
I spotted her kinda hiding behind a friend like 30 yards away.
I went 🖕🏽and she came over.
#ThisIsAmirica
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It’s not over. Nothing is over, and I’m truly not interested in hearing hopeless despair. It will be a fight. It will be a battle. But it will never be “over”.
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s not over. Nothing is over, and I’m truly not interested in hearing hopeless despair. It will be a fight. It will be a battle. But it will never be “over”.
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God I love fictional romance. I love watching it, I love reading it, I LOVE writing it. I love it. ❤️
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God I love fictional romance. I love watching it, I love reading it, I LOVE writing it. I love it. ❤️
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i habve a wife
did a head canon generator and decided to put you in there, doesn’t help the lesbian allegations buddy 🤨
(see you in march btw ✨)
@amirtalai.bsky.social
(see you in march btw ✨)
@amirtalai.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i habve a wife
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First time in 15 years Blitzø could look at fireworks and not want to die. Instead, he's thankful to be alive.
December 14, 2024 at 5:25 AM
First time in 15 years Blitzø could look at fireworks and not want to die. Instead, he's thankful to be alive.
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Fuck it I'm wearing the PJs to the convention tomorrow.
December 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Fuck it I'm wearing the PJs to the convention tomorrow.
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The seven deadly sins #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart
November 30, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The seven deadly sins #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart
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I can’t believe we still have to be saying this but VALENTINO ISN’T REAL. People can enjoy characters who do horrible things. Fiction is escape, fiction isn’t reality. if you cannot grasp that you don’t have the maturity to engage with media, and especially the REAL people involved in making media.
November 26, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I can’t believe we still have to be saying this but VALENTINO ISN’T REAL. People can enjoy characters who do horrible things. Fiction is escape, fiction isn’t reality. if you cannot grasp that you don’t have the maturity to engage with media, and especially the REAL people involved in making media.
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me: hi guys
you: I misread that as hi gays hahahaha
me: ok
you: I misread that as hi gays hahahaha
me: ok
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 AM
me: hi guys
you: I misread that as hi gays hahahaha
me: ok
you: I misread that as hi gays hahahaha
me: ok
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WE ARE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD 🤯
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
WE ARE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD 🤯