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Carl Havoc
@albedobe.bsky.social
i like to make myself laugh
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i have a crush on caramel harris
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 AM
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
i heard rumors of ice agents being loaded into a large metal contraption that turns them into 4 feet tall garbage cubes somewhere in madison, wisconsin

if anybody can send me video evidence of this taking place, please do, im lookin to find sumn
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
air travel advancements have been made in pawtucket, rhode island
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Reposted by Carl Havoc
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
wax so thick it look like im smoking marmite out of a fuckin penis
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
insanely fucked up how there are two different dublins, we should probably do something about that
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 AM
living life in the ass lane
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 AM
yup, its lookin like a hennessey and fortnite porn type of night #yup
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
havent hit a re-skeet in ages, can we get some bangers on the tl? @bsky.app
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
20 million parlay on kidslookintouchable, who want it?
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Reposted by Carl Havoc
Is the creosote bush, the “GOAT” bush? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
call me bruno mars the way she making me feel like im locked out of heaven
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
pants, meet shit
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
my gynecologist hit the camilo villegas pose on me during my appointment last week, should i find a new doctor or nah?
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
call me matthew broderick the way i be inspecting her gadget
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
daddy cant come to the phone kitten, the walls are closing in on me
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
my grandpappy was a demon back in the day, he could get high off of petrol fumes and old bay seasoning
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
the nurses caught grandpappy sippin on the palp so they put his ass in timeout
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM