Yves
@albertyves.bsky.social
Author
L’Improbable Ulysse, Le Necromantique (French)
The Florist (English)
L’Improbable Ulysse, Le Necromantique (French)
The Florist (English)
#vss365
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#vss365
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
#vss365
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
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November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#vss365
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
#vss365
It was a most improbable heist at the most famous museum, the #louvre in Paris.
In this fertile ground for the #myth, the seed happened to be a young man, Mr. Delvaux, stepping in the picture.
From a #distance, he became the enigmatic detective.
The incongruity developed the #myth.
It was a most improbable heist at the most famous museum, the #louvre in Paris.
In this fertile ground for the #myth, the seed happened to be a young man, Mr. Delvaux, stepping in the picture.
From a #distance, he became the enigmatic detective.
The incongruity developed the #myth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#vss365
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#vss365
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
#vss365
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#vss365
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#vss365
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
#vss365
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
#vss365
"I have a problem with #language: I don't understand anything!"
"Did you try some of the translating AIs?"
"Yeah, not prefect yet."
"Ah! Try the Babell Fish: Ford Prefect slipped one in Arthur Dent's hear. It translate all alien #language."
(Thanks to Douglas Adams for The Hitchhiker's...)
"I have a problem with #language: I don't understand anything!"
"Did you try some of the translating AIs?"
"Yeah, not prefect yet."
"Ah! Try the Babell Fish: Ford Prefect slipped one in Arthur Dent's hear. It translate all alien #language."
(Thanks to Douglas Adams for The Hitchhiker's...)
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
#vss365
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
#vss365
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
#vss365
"What are you going dressed as?"
"Dressed? What for?"
"It's #Halloween, pumpkin head!"
"Oh, that! I was going as Don Quixote, but the party is in a windmill, so..."
"Have to rethink, havent you?"
"Yope. You think going as a cellist is a valid approach?"
"Yes, but not much of a costume."
"What are you going dressed as?"
"Dressed? What for?"
"It's #Halloween, pumpkin head!"
"Oh, that! I was going as Don Quixote, but the party is in a windmill, so..."
"Have to rethink, havent you?"
"Yope. You think going as a cellist is a valid approach?"
"Yes, but not much of a costume."
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
#vss365
"What are you going dressed as?"
"Dressed? What for?"
"It's #Halloween, pumpkin head!"
"Oh, that! I was going as Don Quixote, but the party is in a windmill, so..."
"Have to rethink, havent you?"
"Yope. You think going as a cellist is a valid approach?"
"Yes, but not much of a costume."
"What are you going dressed as?"
"Dressed? What for?"
"It's #Halloween, pumpkin head!"
"Oh, that! I was going as Don Quixote, but the party is in a windmill, so..."
"Have to rethink, havent you?"
"Yope. You think going as a cellist is a valid approach?"
"Yes, but not much of a costume."
#vss365
"So #androids are smarter than crashtest dummies..."
"Why?"
"The crashtest dummies cannot drive."
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, but they can sing!"
"Only the Canadian version."
youtu.be/hNfoS76Dubw
"So #androids are smarter than crashtest dummies..."
"Why?"
"The crashtest dummies cannot drive."
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, but they can sing!"
"Only the Canadian version."
youtu.be/hNfoS76Dubw
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (Official Video), Full HD (Digitally Remastered and Upscaled)
YouTube video by Enhanced Music Videos
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#vss365
"So #androids are smarter than crashtest dummies..."
"Why?"
"The crashtest dummies cannot drive."
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, but they can sing!"
"Only the Canadian version."
youtu.be/hNfoS76Dubw
"So #androids are smarter than crashtest dummies..."
"Why?"
"The crashtest dummies cannot drive."
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, but they can sing!"
"Only the Canadian version."
youtu.be/hNfoS76Dubw
#vss365
"Darn! It sure is #arid here! So dry, it is #unearthly!'
"Yep, as usual, Mick, only half right: we are in the Sahara, Mauritania, Earth."
"Darn! It sure is #arid here! So dry, it is #unearthly!'
"Yep, as usual, Mick, only half right: we are in the Sahara, Mauritania, Earth."
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
#vss365
"Darn! It sure is #arid here! So dry, it is #unearthly!'
"Yep, as usual, Mick, only half right: we are in the Sahara, Mauritania, Earth."
"Darn! It sure is #arid here! So dry, it is #unearthly!'
"Yep, as usual, Mick, only half right: we are in the Sahara, Mauritania, Earth."
#vss365
An #unhearthly aroma seeps from the simmering pot of spaghetti sauce.
" #unearthly aroma? You cannot hear the neighbor yell in space, but you can smell?"
"It's Maria's sauce, it's heavenly!"
"But not #unhearthly, surely?"
"Heaven on earth."
(to @mariaaperezauthor.bsky.social 😉)
An #unhearthly aroma seeps from the simmering pot of spaghetti sauce.
" #unearthly aroma? You cannot hear the neighbor yell in space, but you can smell?"
"It's Maria's sauce, it's heavenly!"
"But not #unhearthly, surely?"
"Heaven on earth."
(to @mariaaperezauthor.bsky.social 😉)
October 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#vss365
An #unhearthly aroma seeps from the simmering pot of spaghetti sauce.
" #unearthly aroma? You cannot hear the neighbor yell in space, but you can smell?"
"It's Maria's sauce, it's heavenly!"
"But not #unhearthly, surely?"
"Heaven on earth."
(to @mariaaperezauthor.bsky.social 😉)
An #unhearthly aroma seeps from the simmering pot of spaghetti sauce.
" #unearthly aroma? You cannot hear the neighbor yell in space, but you can smell?"
"It's Maria's sauce, it's heavenly!"
"But not #unhearthly, surely?"
"Heaven on earth."
(to @mariaaperezauthor.bsky.social 😉)