Alche_
@alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form.
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
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update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf
this year already is a nothing burger year. can we go back to new wars breaking out every 3 months again?
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf
i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Reposted by Alche_
when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
idk what is going on anymore
a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking
ALT: a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
idk what is going on anymore
i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged
Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!
امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken
When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.
my piss is black, jut like my hart.
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October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my piss is black, jut like my hart.
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
oh yeah it's october now
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
oh yeah it's october now
add a horse to british parliament debates
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
add a horse to british parliament debates
there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".
i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!
September 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!
We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.
today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?
true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it
September 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it
call me slop the way i add no value to anything
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
call me slop the way i add no value to anything
god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all
"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.
September 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.