alder
@alderfae.bsky.social
I like big books and I cannot lie, and also women.
If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
My brain: am sad, you know what we should do?
Me: rest and take care of ourselves?
Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes.
It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>
Me: rest and take care of ourselves?
Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes.
It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My brain: am sad, you know what we should do?
Me: rest and take care of ourselves?
Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes.
It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>
Me: rest and take care of ourselves?
Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes.
It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>
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Having a brain that immediately goes to worst case scenarios and thinks of ways to self destruct all the time is fucking exhausting.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Having a brain that immediately goes to worst case scenarios and thinks of ways to self destruct all the time is fucking exhausting.
Me: it's unusual that the library isn't closed the day after Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas.
YAAAAAAY
Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas.
YAAAAAAY
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me: it's unusual that the library isn't closed the day after Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas.
YAAAAAAY
Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas.
YAAAAAAY
Asked my gf to bring my glasses to work. She drops them off, wanders behind my desk - I fuss at her that she can't be in a staff area and she says she says she doesn't care, and kisses me goodbye.
An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE"
:3
An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE"
:3
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Asked my gf to bring my glasses to work. She drops them off, wanders behind my desk - I fuss at her that she can't be in a staff area and she says she says she doesn't care, and kisses me goodbye.
An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE"
:3
An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE"
:3
My navigation buttons are back on my phone yaaaay!!!
Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!
Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My navigation buttons are back on my phone yaaaay!!!
Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!
Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!
Idk why some drivers just think that it is my goal to ruin their day simply bc I'm on a bicycle.
Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.
Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Idk why some drivers just think that it is my goal to ruin their day simply bc I'm on a bicycle.
Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.
Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.
I'm upset that the most recent Pixel update has my interface behaving more like an iPhone now.
I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂
I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm upset that the most recent Pixel update has my interface behaving more like an iPhone now.
I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂
I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂
*Sipping kombucha at my desk*
Little kid: what's that?
Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda.
Kid: Does it taste good?
Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂
Little kid: what's that?
Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda.
Kid: Does it taste good?
Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*Sipping kombucha at my desk*
Little kid: what's that?
Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda.
Kid: Does it taste good?
Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂
Little kid: what's that?
Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda.
Kid: Does it taste good?
Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂
I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but:
If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏
If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but:
If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏
If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏
After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.
🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤
Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.
I'll be fiiiine :3
www.twitch.tv/alderfae
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤
Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.
I'll be fiiiine :3
www.twitch.tv/alderfae
alderfae - Twitch
(18+| Alder's Never Played: Hades
www.twitch.tv
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤
Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.
I'll be fiiiine :3
www.twitch.tv/alderfae
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤
Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.
I'll be fiiiine :3
www.twitch.tv/alderfae
Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂
There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids.
Adding that description to all my bios.
Moo, bitches.
Adding that description to all my bios.
Moo, bitches.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids.
Adding that description to all my bios.
Moo, bitches.
Adding that description to all my bios.
Moo, bitches.
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Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses.
Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂
Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses.
Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂
Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂
July 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.
“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.”
- Mister Rogers 💛
The human world, it’s a mess ❤️🩹💚🌎
- Mister Rogers 💛
The human world, it’s a mess ❤️🩹💚🌎
June 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.
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Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.
June 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.
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June 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM