Aleks Arcabascio
@aleksarcabascio.bsky.social
Writer/Producer
Pixar in Real Life & other TV & Commercials
House Sketch @packtheater
AleksFilms.com
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Pixar in Real Life & other TV & Commercials
House Sketch @packtheater
AleksFilms.com
These posts do not supply iodide, a necessary nutrient.
Whoever named “radicchio”
really hit the nail on the head with that one.
really hit the nail on the head with that one.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Whoever named “radicchio”
really hit the nail on the head with that one.
really hit the nail on the head with that one.
I just can’t keep with “The Gilded Age” plot lines
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I just can’t keep with “The Gilded Age” plot lines
The “L.” In Samuel L. Jackson stands for “Loves a wig!”
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The “L.” In Samuel L. Jackson stands for “Loves a wig!”
BREAKING: @theasylumcc The Asylum has made 365 movies. You could watch one a day for an entire year and never see the same film twice.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
BREAKING: @theasylumcc The Asylum has made 365 movies. You could watch one a day for an entire year and never see the same film twice.
When people ask if LA is ready for THE BIG ONE, what they’re referring to is the day the giant egg hatches.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When people ask if LA is ready for THE BIG ONE, what they’re referring to is the day the giant egg hatches.
“Lighthouse” is actually a misnomer.
Them things is heavy as hell.
Them things is heavy as hell.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Lighthouse” is actually a misnomer.
Them things is heavy as hell.
Them things is heavy as hell.
Call me a skeptic,
but part of me thinks this WAS Danica.
but part of me thinks this WAS Danica.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Call me a skeptic,
but part of me thinks this WAS Danica.
but part of me thinks this WAS Danica.
How bout a “Stranger Things” prequel series about when they were kids?
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How bout a “Stranger Things” prequel series about when they were kids?
I’ll never get the hype.
Sandals are just shoes doing the least.
Sandals are just shoes doing the least.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’ll never get the hype.
Sandals are just shoes doing the least.
Sandals are just shoes doing the least.
I, too, would like to “eye” this “pic”.
In a theater.
Make the movie, cowards!
In a theater.
Make the movie, cowards!
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I, too, would like to “eye” this “pic”.
In a theater.
Make the movie, cowards!
In a theater.
Make the movie, cowards!
What’s wrong babe?
You’ve hardly touched your rat beer barrel float.
You’ve hardly touched your rat beer barrel float.
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What’s wrong babe?
You’ve hardly touched your rat beer barrel float.
You’ve hardly touched your rat beer barrel float.
I will not bend my arm in a weird way to reach something on my nightstand and trade two seconds of convenience for two months of rotator cuff damage. I will not bend my arm in a weird way to reach something on my nightstand and trade two seconds of convenience for two months of rotator cuff damage.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I will not bend my arm in a weird way to reach something on my nightstand and trade two seconds of convenience for two months of rotator cuff damage. I will not bend my arm in a weird way to reach something on my nightstand and trade two seconds of convenience for two months of rotator cuff damage.
Umm, okay Apple. Harsh.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Umm, okay Apple. Harsh.
Robot vacuum cleaners really need a kick-activated “get outta there!” feature.
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Robot vacuum cleaners really need a kick-activated “get outta there!” feature.
Damn, Lorenzo sure liked stories about flying things.
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Damn, Lorenzo sure liked stories about flying things.
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the cold air out!” = boring, ignorable, I ain’t afraid of cold air.
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the monster out!” = terrifying, has my attention, would’ve 100% convinced me as a child.
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the monster out!” = terrifying, has my attention, would’ve 100% convinced me as a child.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the cold air out!” = boring, ignorable, I ain’t afraid of cold air.
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the monster out!” = terrifying, has my attention, would’ve 100% convinced me as a child.
“Don’t leave the fridge open! You’ll let the monster out!” = terrifying, has my attention, would’ve 100% convinced me as a child.
Why so bashful, password field?
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why so bashful, password field?
People with muted Instagram stories… you got some embarrassing family members, too, huh?
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
People with muted Instagram stories… you got some embarrassing family members, too, huh?
Recently revived 19th century literary editor, still catching up on popular culture here, but…
To what was “ *NSYNC ” a footnote?
To what was “ *NSYNC ” a footnote?
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Recently revived 19th century literary editor, still catching up on popular culture here, but…
To what was “ *NSYNC ” a footnote?
To what was “ *NSYNC ” a footnote?
I, for one, think it’s SUPER COOL that AI has ushered in a new generation of spambots (in my texts, my email inbox, my social media and voicemails), but NOT a new generation of spam protection for all these services I use!
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I, for one, think it’s SUPER COOL that AI has ushered in a new generation of spambots (in my texts, my email inbox, my social media and voicemails), but NOT a new generation of spam protection for all these services I use!
“One Battle After Another” Orientation Week, Day 1:
Paul A. and Leo D. attempt a trust fall
Paul A. and Leo D. attempt a trust fall
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“One Battle After Another” Orientation Week, Day 1:
Paul A. and Leo D. attempt a trust fall
Paul A. and Leo D. attempt a trust fall
Musician who plays exclusively classical swine music: Sounds like a challenge.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Musician who plays exclusively classical swine music: Sounds like a challenge.
Bugonia?
I hardly even know ya!
I hardly even know ya!
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bugonia?
I hardly even know ya!
I hardly even know ya!
I suspect my opinion matters to them somewhere in the realm of zero point zero zero dollars. Any doubters?
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I suspect my opinion matters to them somewhere in the realm of zero point zero zero dollars. Any doubters?
Damn, Adam Sandler could’ve prevented so much agony if he had only just cut those gems!
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Damn, Adam Sandler could’ve prevented so much agony if he had only just cut those gems!