Alex the Lupine Lawyer
@alexjd.bsky.social
Attorney by day. Wolf by night. He/Him. 🏳️🌈
Mike, I found the whole video, please fact check me:
1. Duffy’s form is way better than RFK jr.’s?
2. Rfk jr doesn’t actually complete a single pull up?
3. Why are these morons always doing pull ups in public?
@pogtastic.bsky.social
youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?...
1. Duffy’s form is way better than RFK jr.’s?
2. Rfk jr doesn’t actually complete a single pull up?
3. Why are these morons always doing pull ups in public?
@pogtastic.bsky.social
youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?...
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mike, I found the whole video, please fact check me:
1. Duffy’s form is way better than RFK jr.’s?
2. Rfk jr doesn’t actually complete a single pull up?
3. Why are these morons always doing pull ups in public?
@pogtastic.bsky.social
youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?...
1. Duffy’s form is way better than RFK jr.’s?
2. Rfk jr doesn’t actually complete a single pull up?
3. Why are these morons always doing pull ups in public?
@pogtastic.bsky.social
youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?...
Also, because he’s good at his job, and he acted his ass off in There Will Be Blood.
Everyone is lining up behind Paul Dano because he doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd go on Bill Maher's podcast
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also, because he’s good at his job, and he acted his ass off in There Will Be Blood.
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barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day
Was thinking about this listening to the S Ct oral args today. People like Alito get it and want it, but people like Roberts are in such denial, and they are marching us straight to the brink because of their bubble.
honestly i think you could probably describe the vast majority of American media, political, and corporate elites as decadent
nobody knows how bad things can get
nobody knows how bad things can get
you'd think that the fact that the president is currently trying to get the Feds to arrest Senators would be what the NYT editorial board would focus on but...
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Was thinking about this listening to the S Ct oral args today. People like Alito get it and want it, but people like Roberts are in such denial, and they are marching us straight to the brink because of their bubble.
lol I’m not listening to this in real
time but if this is even close to the exchange going on, Alito really has dropped all pretense at having his judicial decision-making guided by any logical and neutral reasoning whatsoever.
time but if this is even close to the exchange going on, Alito really has dropped all pretense at having his judicial decision-making guided by any logical and neutral reasoning whatsoever.
Holy shit this back and forth between Kagan/Alito/Jackson/&the SG.
Kagan: Doesn't your logic mean a whole raft of other agencies must be invalidated?
SG: Yes, but that's not being litigated right now
Kagan: So what?
Alito: What if we just want to say "but maybe don't apply our logic elsewhere?"
Kagan: Doesn't your logic mean a whole raft of other agencies must be invalidated?
SG: Yes, but that's not being litigated right now
Kagan: So what?
Alito: What if we just want to say "but maybe don't apply our logic elsewhere?"
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
lol I’m not listening to this in real
time but if this is even close to the exchange going on, Alito really has dropped all pretense at having his judicial decision-making guided by any logical and neutral reasoning whatsoever.
time but if this is even close to the exchange going on, Alito really has dropped all pretense at having his judicial decision-making guided by any logical and neutral reasoning whatsoever.
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When I was little, I was such a dork that what led me to stop believing in Santa was those "feed the children" commercials. I was like "why is this fat bastard and his magical distribution system feeding the world rather than getting us even more toys
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When I was little, I was such a dork that what led me to stop believing in Santa was those "feed the children" commercials. I was like "why is this fat bastard and his magical distribution system feeding the world rather than getting us even more toys
Hey @shoe.bsky.social , I hear you are interested in AI investment opportunities. But have you considered investing in LEON’s BuhhhCoin, the exciting new crypto token with a promotional tie-in product for which we are currently exploring AI synergies?
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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This was a joke, idiots. I see re releases all the time. It was poking fun at the industry recycling shit all the time now and not taking risks.
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was a joke, idiots. I see re releases all the time. It was poking fun at the industry recycling shit all the time now and not taking risks.
Just singing the golden girls theme to my dog. What’s up with you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just singing the golden girls theme to my dog. What’s up with you.
Magic band for upcoming Disney trip procured. @docrevan.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Magic band for upcoming Disney trip procured. @docrevan.bsky.social
All of these monsters deserve each other and that’s the only solace I ever get thinking about it, how miserable and resentful they all make each other.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
All of these monsters deserve each other and that’s the only solace I ever get thinking about it, how miserable and resentful they all make each other.
These people are maniacs.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
These people are maniacs.
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
The Vance stuff here really encapsulates the modern maga republican. What do they want? What would make them happy? What could a democrat earnestly say or do to win their vote? They can’t say because there is no answer based in policy or politics.
boy is it weird that no one in the fucking media was asking JD Vance about him sounding like a supervillain in 2022
they were too fucking busy rolling oranges to him
they were too fucking busy rolling oranges to him
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The Vance stuff here really encapsulates the modern maga republican. What do they want? What would make them happy? What could a democrat earnestly say or do to win their vote? They can’t say because there is no answer based in policy or politics.
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On a less gloomy note, we got to spend nearly 2 decades with him, which is a gift most people can’t say they’ll ever get
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
On a less gloomy note, we got to spend nearly 2 decades with him, which is a gift most people can’t say they’ll ever get
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Ken is so smart that he can just kind of free associate and still post bangers.
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ken is so smart that he can just kind of free associate and still post bangers.
It’s social media guys.
POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"
MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s social media guys.
Well at least the global-surveillance warmachine guy doesn’t present as thin-skinned or threatening in the least.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well at least the global-surveillance warmachine guy doesn’t present as thin-skinned or threatening in the least.
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“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right
Lizza and Nuzzi are wanna-be reality television stars. The current moment makes a lot more sense when you realize that reality tv and influencer culture have taken over large swaths of public life, including journalism, and degraded it beyond recognition.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lizza and Nuzzi are wanna-be reality television stars. The current moment makes a lot more sense when you realize that reality tv and influencer culture have taken over large swaths of public life, including journalism, and degraded it beyond recognition.
There’s so much here but I think what annoyed me most is her crying in response to an obvious line of gentle questioning that she must have been prepared to discuss. Reality TV was a gigantic mistake.
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There’s so much here but I think what annoyed me most is her crying in response to an obvious line of gentle questioning that she must have been prepared to discuss. Reality TV was a gigantic mistake.
“American Canto” is such an embarrassing title for her book.
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“American Canto” is such an embarrassing title for her book.
This tool (Tarantino) talking shit about Dano almost single-handedly ruined one of his own films by casting himself in a 5-minute part as a racist Australian slaver because he really gets off on saying the n word on screen. He has negative charisma, Jamie f’ing Foxx could barely save it from him.
this Tarantino take is bizarre to me on a bunch of levels, like, not only is Dano’s meek, weird, zealous vibe perfect for the role, but I actually don’t think it’s at all obvious “There Will Be Blood” is supposed to be a two-hander
![5. There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson)
"Daniel Day-Lewis. The old-style craftsmanship quality to the film. It had an old Hollywood craftsmanship without trying to be like that. It was the only film he's ever done, and I brought it up to him, that doesn't have a set piece. The fire is the closest to a set piece. This was about dealing with the narrative, dealing with the story, and he did it fcking amazingly. 'There Will Be Blood' would stand a good chance at being #1 or #2 if it didn't have a big, giant flaw in it... and the flaw is Paul Dano. Obviously, it's supposed to be a two-hander, but it's also drastically obvious that it's not a two-hander. [Dano] is weak sauce, man. He is the weak sister. Austin Butler would have been wonderful in that role. He's just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy.
The weakest fcking actor in SAG [laughs]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n2i5lkhcqi62xv3edolwvj4j/bafkreihkcjhr6dyda3ah3ssaff4uhty2zomvtuk7zqozshg76pgl5cycma@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This tool (Tarantino) talking shit about Dano almost single-handedly ruined one of his own films by casting himself in a 5-minute part as a racist Australian slaver because he really gets off on saying the n word on screen. He has negative charisma, Jamie f’ing Foxx could barely save it from him.