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Alex Schlat
@alexschlat.bsky.social
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Just an Artisan hanging out doing cool things. Forging systems, sculpting sound, and weaving the unknown AMA 24/7 - https://ngl.link/alexschlat He/They
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · May 4
Anthesis: The soil forgets, but the seed remembers
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 9h
Imagine thinking historical data has more power than real time. Thanks for playing though
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 9h
Being a little older means you dont have to walk so far to play Pokémon Go now!

The instructions do differ between devices (Android vs Iphone) but they're relatively similar.

Enjoy your Pokémon Go!
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 10h
Niantic compares recent locations with distance traveled and sees if its even realistic etc.

Its not exactly "we know where you really are"

Its "hey this is not humanly possible for you to do"
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 11h
Not your physical no.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 11h
Im honestly baffled...
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine completely missing the point....
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
Yea, so as a finance person - this gap down is going to suck so hard.

I've tried pricing it in and I've ran models to help estimate.

One thing you dont do is put all your eggs in one basket... then drop the basket.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
Exactly!!!! Why would I go outside when just can just change my location?!

Just be careful Niantic has gotten pretty good at actively watching for spoofed locations.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
Youll have to find the setting called something like "Set Mock Location App"

And youll choose the fake GPS data app

Then youll open said app and set you data location.

You can catch a Mewtwo in Tokyo or do raids for "Pokémon Go" away from your current location.

2/2
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
Sure just becareful because Niantic does punish heavily for location spoofing. (Like perma bans :/ )

First you'll have to put your phone into developer mode/options.

Then youll have to get something from the google play store like "Fake GPS Location"

Then back in your phones developer options 1/?
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
Me every day I go to work -_-
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 19h
They make location spoofers. You can use it for things like "Pokémon Go" >.>
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 2d
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 1d
Which track from Bomberman Hero is the best? (And why is it Redial)
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 2d
It'll become more frequent when they start raiding places in say New Orleans, where you know - they just kind of dont have gun laws... and they also dont play these kinds of games
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 3d
Man the cornstarch slurry is the way. Especially if you need to thicken a sauce for someone with gluten issues.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 5d
He looks like he is fed up with my BS lmao
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 5d
All this moderation BS here makes me want to fork the protocol
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 5d
Put me down chat, I think i caught The Vid....
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 7d
Yea, its true Karl.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 7d
I keep thinking about getting a kitty (you know since my ex stole mine in march before I moved across the usa)

Like mostly for Beau. I want him to have a little buddy, but I dont know if I'm still grieving Lenora being stolen or not.

Still think he needs a little buddy.
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 7d
"What are you doing Beth? Why would you hit my snooze Beth"
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 9d
Theyre absolutely waiting for violence
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 9d
Hell yea
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Alex Schlat @alexschlat.bsky.social · 12d
Lmao okay
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