Alfie
@alfieux.bsky.social
I will make spelling errors and grammatical ones too. But at least I’m not trying to sell you b2b SaaS or crypto.
#ux #product #designer in #nyc #productdesign
#ux #product #designer in #nyc #productdesign
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I code humor into smart contracts for stability.
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I code humor into smart contracts for stability.
Ragebailt tech bros
Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders
Me: totally i code in real computer languages
Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL?
Me : html AND PHP
Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders
Me: totally i code in real computer languages
Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL?
Me : html AND PHP
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ragebailt tech bros
Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders
Me: totally i code in real computer languages
Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL?
Me : html AND PHP
Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders
Me: totally i code in real computer languages
Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL?
Me : html AND PHP
I like how #techtwitter sf edition are freaking out about a mayoral election in #nyc
Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro
(Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro
Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro
(Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I like how #techtwitter sf edition are freaking out about a mayoral election in #nyc
Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro
(Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro
Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro
(Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro
A template
You: you hate Mamdani? Umm why
Tech bro: he’s a communist and he’s going to raise the taxes
You: oh you can’t afford to
Pay taxes are you a poor?
Tech bro; uhh SF is better err uh um ai
You: ew are you saying you’re a poor and you don’t have product market fit ?
#tech #nyc #mamdani
You: you hate Mamdani? Umm why
Tech bro: he’s a communist and he’s going to raise the taxes
You: oh you can’t afford to
Pay taxes are you a poor?
Tech bro; uhh SF is better err uh um ai
You: ew are you saying you’re a poor and you don’t have product market fit ?
#tech #nyc #mamdani
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Figma was just bought by some
Random company
Random company
so hold on Canva now owns Affinity and Apple now owns Pixelmator. FUCK ALL MY FAVORITE DESIGN SOFTWARE IS OWNED BY BIG TECH NOW.
I guess at least Adobe failed to acquire Figma
I guess at least Adobe failed to acquire Figma
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Figma was just bought by some
Random company
Random company
Sam Altman isn’t even cute
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sam Altman isn’t even cute
If #AI isn’t making life easier why are we still blabbing on about it ?
I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically
I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically
August 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If #AI isn’t making life easier why are we still blabbing on about it ?
I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically
I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically
Example of a sub ecosystem of problems that startups have is being a chat gpt wrapper. (Most are) & industries like legal and healthcare requiring private local models bc of the nature of their industries & bc hello #tech forgot ethics again someone hire me to write about this @techcrunch.com ?
August 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Example of a sub ecosystem of problems that startups have is being a chat gpt wrapper. (Most are) & industries like legal and healthcare requiring private local models bc of the nature of their industries & bc hello #tech forgot ethics again someone hire me to write about this @techcrunch.com ?
My fav thing Silicon Valley pretends it doesn’t acknowledge is the sub ecosystems of problems their “unicorns “ cause ultimately leading to a new set of start ups attempting to fix those problems which leads to a new set of start ups attempting to fix that group of start ups trail of problems. #tech
August 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
My fav thing Silicon Valley pretends it doesn’t acknowledge is the sub ecosystems of problems their “unicorns “ cause ultimately leading to a new set of start ups attempting to fix those problems which leads to a new set of start ups attempting to fix that group of start ups trail of problems. #tech
Most people in charge of social media platforms have no idea how to socialize. They are over here saying they drink coffee recreationally. Thinking they will live on mars. Living under volcanos, are the richest people on the planet and still the least fuckable people on the planet. #meta #tech
August 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The reason why people have a hard time trusting AI systems is because the makers of AI systems don’t trust them either. It’s nearly impossible to understand why the outputs of a deep learning model
barfed a response into existence onto your UI or wherever. #ai #deeplearning #techethics #ux
barfed a response into existence onto your UI or wherever. #ai #deeplearning #techethics #ux
August 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The reason why people have a hard time trusting AI systems is because the makers of AI systems don’t trust them either. It’s nearly impossible to understand why the outputs of a deep learning model
barfed a response into existence onto your UI or wherever. #ai #deeplearning #techethics #ux
barfed a response into existence onto your UI or wherever. #ai #deeplearning #techethics #ux
Here is my fake advertisement that is basically any advertisement with a woman in it from the 1950s
July 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Here is my fake advertisement that is basically any advertisement with a woman in it from the 1950s
Systems of oppression inevitably end up harming the oppressors.
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Systems of oppression inevitably end up harming the oppressors.
Just because YOU are wearing your stupid meta glasses doesn’t mean the woman you are harassing is giving you permission to record her and then post a video of her online.
#techethics #meta #design
#techethics #meta #design
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just because YOU are wearing your stupid meta glasses doesn’t mean the woman you are harassing is giving you permission to record her and then post a video of her online.
#techethics #meta #design
#techethics #meta #design
Gen z is great but some of you need to research the real history of feminism and understand you’re doing alot of tone policing that is completely out of pocket and that’s way more cringe than skinny jeans. #feminism
April 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gen z is great but some of you need to research the real history of feminism and understand you’re doing alot of tone policing that is completely out of pocket and that’s way more cringe than skinny jeans. #feminism
Pop punk bands from the 90s-00s owe that generation of teen girls apologies. You were all older, married, and completely cheating on your partners with underage fans while singing super sappy love songs. #music
April 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pop punk bands from the 90s-00s owe that generation of teen girls apologies. You were all older, married, and completely cheating on your partners with underage fans while singing super sappy love songs. #music
I’m not saying that alot of men aren’t lonely. Or whatever people are calling “the male loneliness epidemic “ I’m saying loneliness is something the men need to work on, by themselves or in therapy. This should not be automatically another male burden women need to shoulder.
April 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I’m not saying that alot of men aren’t lonely. Or whatever people are calling “the male loneliness epidemic “ I’m saying loneliness is something the men need to work on, by themselves or in therapy. This should not be automatically another male burden women need to shoulder.
Hello I’m your party ruiner.
None of your ai generated images can be copyrighted.
In fact you don’t even own the rights to them no one and everyone does.
None of your ai generated images can be copyrighted.
In fact you don’t even own the rights to them no one and everyone does.
April 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hello I’m your party ruiner.
None of your ai generated images can be copyrighted.
In fact you don’t even own the rights to them no one and everyone does.
None of your ai generated images can be copyrighted.
In fact you don’t even own the rights to them no one and everyone does.
#designsky if I see one more post talking about vibe coding as if it’s not a joke like prompt engineering. I’m going to email everyone in comic sans. I will find every email address you use and love.
#satire
#satire
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#designsky if I see one more post talking about vibe coding as if it’s not a joke like prompt engineering. I’m going to email everyone in comic sans. I will find every email address you use and love.
#satire
#satire