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Allison Wonderland
@alicedashsin.bsky.social
55 followers 130 following 76 posts
21 | I'm mad, bonkers, off the top of my head
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I'm in the big leagues now baybee, coming soon to a trial ground near you 😈
A Dead By Daylight post-game chat, the messages are as follows d4rk.r0m4nc3: lmaoooo atolcosts: what atolcosts: other killer atolcosts: do you play Boon: Susie Lavoie: nemie, wesker, springtrap, ghostie, michael, doctor d4rk.r0m4nc3: dayummmmmm d4rk.r0m4nc3: pro killer d4rk.r0m4nc3: wp
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
Service Dog

Ollie is doing her best.
puppygirl: "are we almost to the park?? :3" owner: "yep, almost" puppygirl: "ok >w< why didn't we go the way we normally go?" owner: "..." puppygirl: "why... did we go a different... way..." owner: *silently pulls out résumé out of the glovebox* puppy, scratching at window: nonononONONONONO WOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOFBARK She got the job. Pros: -She earns a lot of tips -Her coworkers are really nice -Free pastries at the end of the day Cons: -Still really bad with money -Forced to shower regularly -The dog treat jar is NOT for employees. Image of a "Don't pet me, I'm working" dog patch, with Ollie sheepishly adding "Maybe when my shift ends though?"
April 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
Happy 2v8 day!!! @catnipium.bsky.social
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August 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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cybercanine.bsky.social
This is my prediction for the Homestuck anime, in case anyone was curious
Divorce furry meme where Hussie and Vivzipop are the silhouette of the arguing parents and Toby Fox is the kid in the middle.
August 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Happy pride month, sluts
June 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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All I need in life is 20 benadryl and a shotgun
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I'm so good at this youtubing thing
An Adobe Premiere export screen showing the text "...hed dont upload this one alice you fucking idiot.mp4" The rest of the text is irrelevant
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Editing is going so well
A picture of Adobe Premiere with the caption "I love editing :3" featuring gameplay of Call of Duty: World at War on the Kino Der Toten custom Zombies map. The mob "curved" from the Minecraft mod "The Broken Script" is in the bottom left corner. "LIVE Kino Der Toten REACTION" is seen next to it. A picture of Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's with the caption "when she touch yo dingaling" is in the bottom right corner
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I miss my wife :(
May 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
Recreational Estrogen Use
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Craig
Craig on da
Da tree
Craig on da tree
April 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I'm straight up jonkling it
April 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I'm so tired but I'm so so so SO close to being done with dog water camo grind
A modified AS VAL rifle with the "Nebula" camo selected, it's requirements blocked by only having 28/33 "Afterlife" camos unlocked Game: Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
where is wife i must find wife

- Elster SIGNALIS, probably
March 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
Broke: friend with benefits
Woke:
A box of Little Debbie brand Nutty Buddy Creme Pies
March 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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My owner loves me
March 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
I mean on one hand it's like aw fuck yeah my thighs are growing and on the other it's like aw fuck I don't have pants
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I tore my jeggings :c
March 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Happy 10th birthday to hurting other people

Love you Hotline Miami 2
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Girl who
Who does
Girl who does
Girl
😃👍
March 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Fuck yea MSI
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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pEAM
March 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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midzos.bsky.social
Why did it have to end. I don't wanna go back. Let me stay with you
March 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
alicedashsin.bsky.social
I turned 21 on the 25th
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM