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ALICEWORKS

@aliceworks.bsky.social

260 followers 170 following 710 posts

A witch of the stars Puppygirl in denial; occasionally lewd, always cringe Runescape | Cycling | Sim Racing | Cooking

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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 6d

Super Mario font text that reads “Repost to delay” above the new promotional image for Neopets Mega Mini Games Collection, with Nyx the Aisha and Juni the Void Faellie next to PS4, Switch, and PS5 editions of the game.

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Sep 25

mecha is just wrestling for nerds who think pro-wrestling is stupid

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Sep 16

These colors don't cum

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Sep 5

Replaying Ocarina of Time and my brain has become so cooked that I saw this and immediately thought "the Great Deku Tree is doing the soyjak face!"

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Sep 4

Break room slop burgers probably go hard af when you're stoned

Microwave cheeseburger often found in American break room vending machines.

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Nadja || glaciaere on vinyl out now ❄️ @steviasphere.bandcamp.com · Aug 26

Me: *listening to the latest dark ambient album*

Guy in my Spotify DMs: "Wow are you a real shemale? Here's a picture of my dick!"

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Aug 26

Spotify is introducing DMs.

Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 26

Yeah its so fucking stupid and dumb

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 26

"my new saddle height increased my power by 3 watts"
"the recent handlebar change ruined competition"

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 18

Honestly everyone should have to bike commute for a bit before being allowed to drive. The drivers in my city are insane to the point that I avoid riding on public roads, even with a rear radar and mirrors.

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 16

Woke 2023 America: head shop selling magic mushrooms
Anti-woke 2025: America: smoke shops selling shitty hemp gummies

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 13

Puppygirl mill

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 10

On my way to becoming a Strava baddie with 800 random male followers that I've never met before (they are all employed in the dental industry)

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 4

on my way to war
(folding my laundry)

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 4

NR2003 and chill

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 3

girldinner

Bag full of caffeinated energy gels consumed by runners and cyclists

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misassemblage @misassemblage.net · Aug 3

why is everyone talking about taylor swift's jet emissions and not the fact that the average polyamorous transgender woman flies 16 times a year

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 2

Haven't posted much here recently but I finally moved out on my own and got my hair styled all fem and cute

Hit 3 years on HRT recently too

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Aug 2

There is nothing more heartbreaking than finding a good anime and then discovering it has been ruined by fan service.

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 27

Despite the brutal summer heat, managed to get out for two rides this weekend. I'm tired out but bike rides never fail to brighten my day.

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 27

Forgot to leash my puppygirl and she chased after the mailman 😞

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 26

I am so hyped for my next bike ride. I got fresh brake pads and my first set of nice tires

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 25

Me every time I step into a bar in Nashville

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 25

I love my bike. Riding it always makes me happy.

(Yes I know the handlebars are uneven, I fixed it after this pic)

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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 24

Shout out to the handful of weebs who are gonna become IRL horse racing fans because of Uma Musume

ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · Jul 19

Sorry I'm gonna say it, taco bell fire sauce is MID! Enlightened people understand that hot is the under appreciated, but clearly superior tasting sauce.

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