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ALICEWORKS
@aliceworks.bsky.social
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A witch of the stars Puppygirl in denial; occasionally lewd, always cringe Runescape | Cycling | Sim Racing | Cooking
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mecha is just wrestling for nerds who think pro-wrestling is stupid
These colors don't cum
Replaying Ocarina of Time and my brain has become so cooked that I saw this and immediately thought "the Great Deku Tree is doing the soyjak face!"
Break room slop burgers probably go hard af when you're stoned
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Me: *listening to the latest dark ambient album*

Guy in my Spotify DMs: "Wow are you a real shemale? Here's a picture of my dick!"
Spotify is introducing DMs.

Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.
Yeah its so fucking stupid and dumb
"my new saddle height increased my power by 3 watts"
"the recent handlebar change ruined competition"
Honestly everyone should have to bike commute for a bit before being allowed to drive. The drivers in my city are insane to the point that I avoid riding on public roads, even with a rear radar and mirrors.
Woke 2023 America: head shop selling magic mushrooms
Anti-woke 2025: America: smoke shops selling shitty hemp gummies

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On my way to becoming a Strava baddie with 800 random male followers that I've never met before (they are all employed in the dental industry)
on my way to war
(folding my laundry)
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why is everyone talking about taylor swift's jet emissions and not the fact that the average polyamorous transgender woman flies 16 times a year
Haven't posted much here recently but I finally moved out on my own and got my hair styled all fem and cute

Hit 3 years on HRT recently too
There is nothing more heartbreaking than finding a good anime and then discovering it has been ruined by fan service.
Despite the brutal summer heat, managed to get out for two rides this weekend. I'm tired out but bike rides never fail to brighten my day.
Forgot to leash my puppygirl and she chased after the mailman 😞
I am so hyped for my next bike ride. I got fresh brake pads and my first set of nice tires
Me every time I step into a bar in Nashville
I love my bike. Riding it always makes me happy.

(Yes I know the handlebars are uneven, I fixed it after this pic)
Shout out to the handful of weebs who are gonna become IRL horse racing fans because of Uma Musume
Sorry I'm gonna say it, taco bell fire sauce is MID! Enlightened people understand that hot is the under appreciated, but clearly superior tasting sauce.