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Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Aug 11

Gaem time

Cat playing on his computer with hradphones on, the sticker says : on my puter

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Aug 11

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ends on the same time :)

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CasReadman @casreadman.bsky.social · Jul 26

My order from @alieninajar.com arrived! Love the bonus sticker I got too <3

5 stickers and one patch. The patch has the word "autism" surrounded by flames. First sticker is a smilie face with sparkly eyes and the text "Did you mention my hyperfixation?". Second sticker has a cat surrounded by explosions, crabs with lasers at restaurant table. Text says "overstimulated". Third sticker has a cat playing a game, while wearing headphones. Around it are various toys. Text says "I wanted to clean, but I found all of this cool stuff". Fourth sticker has a UFO beaming up a cat. Text says "Please abduct". Final sticker shows a cat with a happy face mask on. Text says "if you read this I'm masking".

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Aug 6

Thank you so much!! Glad you like them :)

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🕸️Micah🕸️ @megamicahboo.bsky.social · Aug 6

got my stickers and charms from @alieninajar.com / @bispau.art today yayyyy

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 19

👁------👁

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 18

🥹🥹🥹

Two cats under a mushroom while its puring rain, text reads: time will pass anyways

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 18

No probs , it happens 😔😔

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Seann with two Ns @jinglespigtails.bsky.social · Jul 17

i wanna be a croissanatee but i'm actually a twinkie slug

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 17

Tag yourself!

MANTA PANCAKE

S

never skips breakfast

shares Netflix password

true cinnamon roll

believes in healing crystals

CROISSANATEE

surprisingly fast

chill 24/7 unless provoked

takes naps anywhere

snack provider at the theater

TRICERAMISU

no concept of space or time

sleeps 10 hours a week

will headbutt you

impulsive online purchases

CROCOWAFFLE

- "SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU #@%)&"

no inner voice

will punch your enemies

cries at romantic movies

LEMONCAKE BELUGA

- bit of a wallflower

chronic tea drinker

-hydrated 24/7

500 aesthetic pinterest boards

TWINKIE SLUG

- always behind you. always.

weird but friendly

actually immortal

already forgot your name

PANGOLIN

too shy for their own good

gay disaster

loves holding hands

// "holding hands? lewd!"

MARBLED ORCAKE

- lives in a different astral plane

possible cannibal

cries at arguments

smart AF

RASPBERRY JAM BAT

no talk, only screech

a real sweetheart

love language is biting

might have committed crimes™

TAG YOURSELF by alieninajar.com

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Hawai Léo 🌺♿ @hawaileo.bsky.social · Jul 17

Crocowaffle

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 17

Tag yourself!

MANTA PANCAKE

S

never skips breakfast

shares Netflix password

true cinnamon roll

believes in healing crystals

CROISSANATEE

surprisingly fast

chill 24/7 unless provoked

takes naps anywhere

snack provider at the theater

TRICERAMISU

no concept of space or time

sleeps 10 hours a week

will headbutt you

impulsive online purchases

CROCOWAFFLE

- "SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU #@%)&"

no inner voice

will punch your enemies

cries at romantic movies

LEMONCAKE BELUGA

- bit of a wallflower

chronic tea drinker

-hydrated 24/7

500 aesthetic pinterest boards

TWINKIE SLUG

- always behind you. always.

weird but friendly

actually immortal

already forgot your name

PANGOLIN

too shy for their own good

gay disaster

loves holding hands

// "holding hands? lewd!"

MARBLED ORCAKE

- lives in a different astral plane

possible cannibal

cries at arguments

smart AF

RASPBERRY JAM BAT

no talk, only screech

a real sweetheart

love language is biting

might have committed crimes™

TAG YOURSELF by alieninajar.com

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jevi 🦭 @jevig0h.bsky.social · Jul 17

marbled orcake with a bit of triceramisu :3

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 17

Tag yourself!

MANTA PANCAKE

S

never skips breakfast

shares Netflix password

true cinnamon roll

believes in healing crystals

CROISSANATEE

surprisingly fast

chill 24/7 unless provoked

takes naps anywhere

snack provider at the theater

TRICERAMISU

no concept of space or time

sleeps 10 hours a week

will headbutt you

impulsive online purchases

CROCOWAFFLE

- "SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU #@%)&"

no inner voice

will punch your enemies

cries at romantic movies

LEMONCAKE BELUGA

- bit of a wallflower

chronic tea drinker

-hydrated 24/7

500 aesthetic pinterest boards

TWINKIE SLUG

- always behind you. always.

weird but friendly

actually immortal

already forgot your name

PANGOLIN

too shy for their own good

gay disaster

loves holding hands

// "holding hands? lewd!"

MARBLED ORCAKE

- lives in a different astral plane

possible cannibal

cries at arguments

smart AF

RASPBERRY JAM BAT

no talk, only screech

a real sweetheart

love language is biting

might have committed crimes™

TAG YOURSELF by alieninajar.com

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 17

Tag yourself!

MANTA PANCAKE

S

never skips breakfast

shares Netflix password

true cinnamon roll

believes in healing crystals

CROISSANATEE

surprisingly fast

chill 24/7 unless provoked

takes naps anywhere

snack provider at the theater

TRICERAMISU

no concept of space or time

sleeps 10 hours a week

will headbutt you

impulsive online purchases

CROCOWAFFLE

- "SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU #@%)&"

no inner voice

will punch your enemies

cries at romantic movies

LEMONCAKE BELUGA

- bit of a wallflower

chronic tea drinker

-hydrated 24/7

500 aesthetic pinterest boards

TWINKIE SLUG

- always behind you. always.

weird but friendly

actually immortal

already forgot your name

PANGOLIN

too shy for their own good

gay disaster

loves holding hands

// "holding hands? lewd!"

MARBLED ORCAKE

- lives in a different astral plane

possible cannibal

cries at arguments

smart AF

RASPBERRY JAM BAT

no talk, only screech

a real sweetheart

love language is biting

might have committed crimes™

TAG YOURSELF by alieninajar.com

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Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 16

Gamer #smallshop #cats #gaming

Sticker of a cat on a desk with headphones, text says: on my puter

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 16

Gamer #smallshop #cats #gaming

Sticker of a cat on a desk with headphones, text says: on my puter

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bispau @ShortBox 2025 @bispau.art · Jun 30

Bread bugs!

Which one is your fave?

Sticker sheet of different bakery shaped bugs like bread beetle, worms, toast

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · Jul 3

Thank you for sharing!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 glad you liked them

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bispau @ShortBox 2025 @bispau.art · May 26

"Kill them with kindness"
wrong.

CATNADO 😺🌪️🌪️🐈🐈🌪️🌪️😺🌪️🐈🌪️🐈😺🌪️🐈🌪️😺🐈🐈😺🌪️🐈🌪️🐈😺🐈🌪️🌪️🌪️😺😺🌪️😺😺🌪️😺🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️

Alien in a jar @alieninajar.com · May 27

Omg I just saw this!! Thank you very much 🥹💗💗 you look amazing

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calm lizard at 3 am (not clickbait!) @beargrub.bsky.social · Jan 16

so i got this beanie from @alieninajar.com and it’s so cute, it’s my favorite hat bc i usually look absolutely poopie doopie stoopid in most hats, but this one actually fits my ginormous head AND looks nice AND is comfortable??? woah

a selfie of me on a walk through the woods, wearing my new beanie, its yellow with a cute little rat embroidered on the front :]

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dani/cali 💜 is ready for spooky season @hd-arts-creatives.bsky.social · Feb 16

finally remembered to check the mail and it's here‼️
i love it omg 💜

@alieninajar.com

nb mimikyu patch by alien in a jar

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Mazur 🌈🦐 @mazurcat.bsky.social · Mar 7

Absolutely wonderful patches by @alieninajar.com I unpacked them at work and my coworkers were very jealous ✨💓

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⚡Bubblegum Midlife Crisis⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · May 10

Monkey got caught being on the internet without supervision!!!

Our smaller, fluffy orange cat Monkey, sitting in front of our laptop. It looks like she was caught using it.

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Enyard🐲🏳️‍⚧️♿ @enyard.bsky.social · May 10

Shiny...

Foto de un bastidor con tela lleno de pines:
- varios de Pokémon chibis
- el escudo de Undertale
- Napstablook de Undertale con estrellitas
- cuadro de una Zarigüeya imitando el cuadro de El grito
- uno con el diálogo de "Bone Up!" de Inscryption

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bispau @ShortBox 2025 @bispau.art · Jan 6

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