A Life of Michael
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You are child of the universe. You have a right to be here. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
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Dear gay men: not sure if you realize this but you can actually be friendly to other gay men even if you don't find them sexually attractive.
Doesn’t everyone have a set of headshots from your youth?
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Doesn’t everyone have a set of headshots from your youth?
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
Pluribus is so fucking good.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pluribus is so fucking good.
My government texts me to remind me of the free Covid and flu vaccines available to me. They keep track of it, remind me to do it, I go to my local pharmacy, get it done, I pay nothing. I love living in Canada 🇨🇦. I feel taken care of.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My government texts me to remind me of the free Covid and flu vaccines available to me. They keep track of it, remind me to do it, I go to my local pharmacy, get it done, I pay nothing. I love living in Canada 🇨🇦. I feel taken care of.
Does every single Brazilian have a big dick??
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Does every single Brazilian have a big dick??
Your dad slept alone again last night. 😏
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Your dad slept alone again last night. 😏
I like to tell guys I’m into that I wanna get into their pants. Creepy or no?
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I like to tell guys I’m into that I wanna get into their pants. Creepy or no?
I know he’s aggressively everyone’s favourite, but I do not find Russell Tovey sexy at all. Man, that felt good to admit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I know he’s aggressively everyone’s favourite, but I do not find Russell Tovey sexy at all. Man, that felt good to admit.
Just crawling into bed. How about you folks?
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just crawling into bed. How about you folks?
What do you do when you realize you’ve been a bit too eager with the “I’m interested” button on Scruff and now they’re interested back and if you unpress the button, they are gonna notice?
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What do you do when you realize you’ve been a bit too eager with the “I’m interested” button on Scruff and now they’re interested back and if you unpress the button, they are gonna notice?
If I have to negotiate with you on a hook up app just to see your face, we are not a match.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If I have to negotiate with you on a hook up app just to see your face, we are not a match.
My body keeps trying to choke me, but I’m still here. The mofo is not gonna win.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My body keeps trying to choke me, but I’m still here. The mofo is not gonna win.
Good evening, sluts.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Good evening, sluts.
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The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.
It’s never as big in person as it looks in the photo.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s never as big in person as it looks in the photo.
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Many many many nonsense issues we find ourselves needlessly snagged on as a society can be solved by simply listening to trans people
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Many many many nonsense issues we find ourselves needlessly snagged on as a society can be solved by simply listening to trans people
Does this qualify as a cry for attention?
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Does this qualify as a cry for attention?
Watching some modern porn and gotta say, I prefer the vintage stuff. Frantic cocksucking is not hot.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Watching some modern porn and gotta say, I prefer the vintage stuff. Frantic cocksucking is not hot.
I’m blocking Instagram accounts with incorrect spelling and/or bad grammar. It’s the Wild West out here, and I’ve had it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’m blocking Instagram accounts with incorrect spelling and/or bad grammar. It’s the Wild West out here, and I’ve had it.
Just unfollowed a hot Instagram fitness profile for not enunciating. I’m not fooling around here.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Just unfollowed a hot Instagram fitness profile for not enunciating. I’m not fooling around here.
It’s Friday night. What the hell 😏 - why not?
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It’s Friday night. What the hell 😏 - why not?
It’s not that I don’t love bottoms 🥰 - but for some reason it feels like years ago it used to be more evenly split, and now everyone’s a bottom. Maybe I’m just imagining it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It’s not that I don’t love bottoms 🥰 - but for some reason it feels like years ago it used to be more evenly split, and now everyone’s a bottom. Maybe I’m just imagining it.
Something something Fitness.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Something something Fitness.
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE