- parody account, not affliated with deltarune or Toby Fox
NSFW DNI, MDNI
IN A MARSHMALLOW WORLD,
WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD IF EVERYONE WAS THE SAME?
WITHOUT PEOPLE HAVING CERTAIN FLAWS,
OBVIOUS OR NOT,
THINGS WOULD BE QUITE... BORING,
SO,
FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW, YOU ARE APPRECAITED FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE.
[ She nervously tugs at her tie and looks away. ]
It's not your fault, really. I'm just ... a paranoid person. Really paranoid. Sorry.
A LOT OF PEOPLE GET SCARED AT ME, FOR MY LOOKS,
IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING I'VE GROWN TO GET USED TO,
BUT I JUST HANDLE IT.
[ the man looks up at battat, despite his empty interior, there seems to be a hint of hurt lodged in there. ]
MAYBE,
MAYBE I WAS BETTER AT TALKING ONCE, TOO.
IN A MARSHMALLOW WORLD,
WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD IF EVERYONE WAS THE SAME?
WITHOUT PEOPLE HAVING CERTAIN FLAWS,
OBVIOUS OR NOT,
THINGS WOULD BE QUITE... BORING,
SO,
FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW, YOU ARE APPRECAITED FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE.
GERT THE
FUCK
BACK
JESUS CHRIST I'M YOUR SUPERVISOR GET THE
OH MY ANGEL BRUH
GERT THE
FUCK
BACK
JESUS CHRIST I'M YOUR SUPERVISOR GET THE
OH MY ANGEL BRUH
AND I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE?
YOU LITTLE TWAT?
Die.
FOR SUCH DAMAGES.
OKAY,
AND THERE'S GONNA BE A COP WHICH WE CAN'T SACRIFICE,
AND SHE'S GONNA HEAR SOME CREATURE OF DARK SAYING
'OH I'M A PIPPINS PERVERT',
DO YOU THINK MY REAR IS GOING TO BE FREE AFTER THAT
THEY'LL KILL ME.
AND I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE?
YOU LITTLE TWAT?
Die.
OKAY,
AND THERE'S GONNA BE A COP WHICH WE CAN'T SACRIFICE,
AND SHE'S GONNA HEAR SOME CREATURE OF DARK SAYING
'OH I'M A PIPPINS PERVERT',
DO YOU THINK MY REAR IS GOING TO BE FREE AFTER THAT
THEY'LL KILL ME.
OKAY,
AND THERE'S GONNA BE A COP WHICH WE CAN'T SACRIFICE,
AND SHE'S GONNA HEAR SOME CREATURE OF DARK SAYING
'OH I'M A PIPPINS PERVERT',
DO YOU THINK MY REAR IS GOING TO BE FREE AFTER THAT
THEY'LL KILL ME.
DON'T CALL
IT
THAT
HAS LOGGED ON.
DON'T CALL
IT
THAT
LET'S SEE,
KILL YOURSELF YOU HOMOSEXUAL...
... WHATEVER
LET'S SEE,
KILL YOURSELF YOU HOMOSEXUAL...
... WHATEVER
MINE IS ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎,
GABI, HUH?
IT IS A VERY...
[ ... the man paralyses for a second, his voice appearing once more like a glitched voice file. ]
... NAM-
NICE NAME.
[ Their eyes opened just a little. It didn't look very friendly, even the smile was a little too wide. ]
My name is Gabi. What's yours?
THAT IS TRUE,
ONCE MORE,
YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT,
MAYBE WE COULD BE LIKE 'FRIENDS'?
I WOULDN'T MIND NEW ONES,
BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.
MINE IS ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎,
GABI, HUH?
IT IS A VERY...
[ ... the man paralyses for a second, his voice appearing once more like a glitched voice file. ]
... NAM-
NICE NAME.
THAT IS TRUE,
ONCE MORE,
YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT,
MAYBE WE COULD BE LIKE 'FRIENDS'?
I WOULDN'T MIND NEW ONES,
BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.
Haha, it's definitely nice!
I like being busy though, it's fun to have projects!
OF COURSE,
REWINDING IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY,
AND YOURS IS...?
THAT IS TRUE,
ONCE MORE,
YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT,
MAYBE WE COULD BE LIKE 'FRIENDS'?
I WOULDN'T MIND NEW ONES,
BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.
OF COURSE,
REWINDING IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY,
AND YOURS IS...?
Haa, its nice to unwind, hm?
YES,
TRUE.
OF COURSE,
REWINDING IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY,
AND YOURS IS...?
YES,
TRUE.
YES,
TRUE.
FRIENDS ON THE INSIDE,
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
FRIENDS ON THE INSIDE,
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
CALL THAT THE MIDAS TOUCH.
YOU MAD.
CALL THAT THE MIDAS TOUCH.